Red Child: "......"

What do you mean? If you are a gentleman and don't do anything, am I a hooligan?

The red boy looked at Fang Zheng with a sad and angry face.

Fang Zheng grinned at him and said, "I'll invite you to eat something delicious when I go back." ”

When the red boy heard this, he also knew that Fang Zheng had money in his hand, and he suddenly came to the momentum, bared his teeth, and shouted: "I'll give you a three-inch ding, give you some face, you really pretend to be a master!"

"You kid, how can you speak, can you speak?" Master Liu said angrily.

As a result, I saw the kid smile and said, "I really don't know what you can say, so I'm going to do it." ”

"Do it? haha...... You little devil are still going to do it?" a strong man laughed.

The three assistants brought by Master Liu all laughed, the beauties behind them also laughed, and the audience frowned and looked at the pair of monks with a worried expression. Anyway, these two people stood up to say justice, and they were the positive characters, so everyone supported Fang Zheng and Red Boy in their hearts.

I saw a few strong men surrounding me......

Suddenly, someone in the crowd roared angrily: "Grass! They are all Chinese gentlemen, are they not as good as a three- or four-year-old child?

As he spoke, a man rushed out, stood behind the red boy, and said angrily, "What are you going to do?

The three assistants saw that there were many things to do, and they were happy one by one, looking at each other's thin bodies and laughing: "You are really not sad at this level." ”

"And what about me?" another man walked over, this person was slightly fat, and at a glance he knew that he was also a person who did not exercise regularly.

The three assistants were happy, and just as they were about to say something, the faces of the three of them changed, and they saw that the people who were originally standing there watching the excitement came over one after another, standing behind the red boy, glaring angrily one by one, quite a kind, you garbage, move this child to try?

The three assistants were a little confused, they were not afraid of one person, but so many people ...... They're a little cowardly.

At this moment, the red boy finally understood the meaning of what Fang Zheng said before, they have never been alone! Although the Chinese people are gentle, they are not cowards! They don't stand up, they are just in the instinctive kindness, but kind people have a bottom line, and they are also hot-blooded!

As the number of people increased, the three assistants became more and more cowardly, constantly retreating, and the fiercest strong man before shouted: "What are you doing? Let me tell you, this is a legal society, don't mess around! Everyone is a civilized person, and a gentleman doesn't use his words......

Hearing this, everyone was immediately happy, this guy changed his face too quickly.

Master Liu also said: "You barbarians, do you understand art?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw an object flying towards him and slapped it on his face with a snap.

Master Liu took it down and took a look, it was a shoe!

The shoes were taken down, but the shoe prints on the face were indeed clearly visible, and it was visible that the sole of the shoe was shot, and the strength was definitely not small!

Master Liu was furious: "Who? Who did it?"

Everyone was also stunned, and subconsciously looked at the red child, but the red child's shoes were all there, and looking at the size of the shoes, it didn't look like such a young child was wearing.

Look at me, people, and I'll look at you......

I found an old monk looking up at the sky, looking like he had nothing to do with me.

Everyone looked down and saw that this monk was actually ...... Barefoot!

"Monk, where are your shoes?" Master Liu asked angrily?

Fang Zheng smiled slightly, opened a dream, and whispered to the red boy: "Let you do it, what nonsense are you talking about? Do you have to let the teacher do ......it?"

When the red boy heard this, he was immediately happy, and said: "Master, I found out, you can't do it better than your mouth, but you are better than shameless, you are better than him!" haha......" and then without giving Fang Zheng a chance to get angry, Red Boy shouted: "My master is a master of performance art, and he never wears shoes!"

Master Liu sneered: "What kind of art is not wearing shoes? I suspect that you threw these shoes!"

The red boy said: "If you don't wear shoes, why don't you count as art? Dogs peeing count, why don't we count it? You can't understand it, that's because you don't have art cells, you don't understand art! Don't say it's you, many performance art masters think that our art is not art." But so what? Artists just want to lead the times? If you don't understand, it doesn't matter, just take your time. ”

How did Master Liu feel so familiar with this set of theories? If you think about it carefully, isn't this his theory?

Master Liu was furious: "Are you fooling me?"

Red Boy sneered, "What's the matter? This theory is the truth if you put it." If you're a fool to us, aren't you a fool to everyone here?"

"Shut up! I'm ......" Master Liu was about to say something, and he didn't know who did it again, when a shoe flew in front of him and slapped him on the face with a snap. He only felt a strong force coming, and his body couldn't help but fall backwards!

The assistant in the back hurriedly supported him...... Then I heard a sound like a pig: "Ah...... My nose ......"

"Who? who threw the shoes?" shouted the three assistants, who were on fire.

However, they really didn't see how the shoes flew just now...... Thinking about it now, it even feels a little weird.

Of course, Fang Zheng wouldn't tell them, after he turned on a dream of Huangliang's supernatural powers, he almost stuck to his face, and the sole of his shoe was on Master Liu's face, just looking at all this with a smile, and his face was full of - I did it!

So, the three assistants stared at Fang Zheng angrily and said, "Monk, did you do it?"

Fang Zheng smiled and didn't speak.

The red boy shouted, "Are you blind? My master is standing in front of you, and you won't see what he did?"

The three of them suddenly became dumbfounded......

At this time, Master Liu endured the pain and shouted, "You guys...... No one is allowed to leave today! I want to call the police! You beat people!"

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, aren't you going to talk about art? I'm going to talk to you about art today. The red boy exclaimed.

Master Liu said angrily: "Go to the children, what art do you know?"

When the red boy heard this, he was immediately happy: "I don't know art, let me show you what real art is!

Master Liu also laughed angrily and said, "Oh, I want to see what kind of performance art you have." ”

The red boy hooked his finger at Master Liu and said, "Come here, I'll show you." ”

Master Liu bent down and bowed his head and asked, "I'm here." ”

I saw the red boy grinning, slippers, raised high, and falling in an arc!

Syllable!

"Ahh

The red boy shouted, "This is the performance art of the master!

"Do you dare to hit someone?" the strong man was about to step forward, but a shoe flew and slapped him in the face!

The strong man was angry: "Who?"

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