1221 Fascinating
The sketch continues.
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Didn't she have prenatal syndrome, remembering that one is one and the other, she always says that she is not happy, and she has a big temper and ignites the fire." β
Thunderbolt, title and others were shocked.
There are too many news about prenatal depression in pregnant women, such as pregnant women who can't bear the pain and commit suicide, such as pregnant women not accepting their husband's AA system and so on.
Xu Qian: "Then if she doesn't ignite the fire, will she spontaneously combust?"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"Spontaneous combustionγγγγγγγ β
"Xu Qian's line skills don't have to be said!!"
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Hao Jian!"
The crowd laughed again.
Just when I heard this name, I shouted, Hao Jian, isn't it so cheap, the name that Xu Qian used when he performed the sketch "Cast His Favor" before.
"Could it be that Xu Qian is planning to make a Hao Jian series?"
Many people make their own guesses.
Xu Qian: "Hey, don't call me Hao Jian, you either call me Xiao Hao, or call me Da Jian, don't call me continuously, it's so cheap and cheap to expose my personality!"
"Haha!"
The crowd was happy.
"Expose my character... β
"Is he saying that his character is very cheap?"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Chen Lili and the others were stunned.
These lines are very good, but different people have different styles of performance, and Xu Qian has already performed "Hao Jian" to the fullest.
"This is everyone's style!"
They have only experienced this kind of style from the former sketch king Zhao Hot Pot, and now they have experienced it in Xu Qian.
"Could it be that he can become the king of sketches?"
Chen Lili came up with such an idea.
"It's not impossible. β
Xu Qian's sketches are all classics, from "The Torchbearer" to "Not Bad Money" to "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" and "The Adventure of a Part-time Job", which of his sketches is not famous in the annals of history?
"No! I can't help you, I'm leaving. β
Xu Qian said that he walked out the door.
Wang Yu stretched out his arm and pointed at Xu Qian, who was about to walk out of the door: "Hey!
Xu Qian turned around, and he said in his heart: "This guy has changed his sex." β
"I'll call your daughter-in-law right now and say that you run to the bathing center every day, and you won't take a bath when you're done. β
Wang Yu's eldest brother said to Xu Qian.
Everyone laughed directly.
"Why don't you take a shower when you run to the bathing centerγγγγγγγ β
"What the hell is this!!!"
"It's a godly line. β
"Xu Qian's mind is simply a god. β
"It's worthy of being a ghost, I'm completely convinced of Xu Qian. β
"If you don't accept it, this is the real hanging bomb!"
"Awesome,. β
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Xu Qian argued: "Didn't I find another job to give people a bath! I don't give people a bath to my daughter-in-law's food!"
Wang Yu's eldest brother covered his face with his hands: "I really can't imagine what your daughter-in-law eats!"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"Haha!"
"What are you eatingγγγγγγγ β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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"Hao Jian, just watch that the two of us are playing together to help me." β
Wang Yu's eldest brother took out a dozen money from his pocket.
"What do you mean? Ah, insult me with two hundred dollars, and I send you those two dollars?"
When Xu Qian spoke, he also took out a dozen money from his pocket and put it on Wang Yu's money.
"I've just been paid, and you're deliberately alienating our buddies. β
After speaking, he took all the money from Deng Xiaoliang and put it away.
"You don't do that. β
The crowd was dying of laughter.
"Don't γγγγγγ β
"This change of face is faster than turning a book. β
"Hao Jianhao is a slut, as his name suggests, he is really cheap. β
"I actually have the urge to kill Xu Gan, it's so cheapγγγγγγ β
"I've never seen such a shitty person. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Enh, hehe!"
He slapped Hao Jian twice with his hand.
Li Yun'er's voice came from outside the door: "I see you hit once and once!"
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "I'm back! ID card?"
Xu Qian: "It's here!"
He showed his ID card and put it back!
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Go as planned! Hide in the refrigerator!"
Xu Qian: "Hide the refrigerator! I'll give you back!"
Xu Qian said as he ran to the back room.
"Don't let me see you again. β
Lee Yoon-a turned back to the house while arguing.
When Lee Yoon-a appeared, everyone was stunned.
She has a delicate and beautiful face, her complexion is as smooth and shiny as jade, the bridge of her nose is small, her thin lips are cherry red, and under the willow eyebrows like two distant daisies, her warm eyes are as gentle and pure as water waves. The delicate combination of facial features is truly just right, and the beauty is dazzling.
But her lower body has a big belly.
Lee Yoon-a has always shown a sweet image, which is something that no one else has ever seen.
Wang Yu's eldest brother asked with concern, "What's the matter, daughter-in-law?
Lee Yoon-a: "No!"
Wang Yu's eldest brother was a little surprised: "Ah." β
Lee Yoon-a continued: "Follow the dog!"
Everyone laughed directly.
"With the dogγγγγγγγ β
"You can quarrel with dogs. β
"I'm laughing to death. β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"The tears of laughter are coming out. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother said in surprise: "Can you quarrel with a dog?"
Li Yun'er: "I'm chatting with the child, I said baby, it's hard for my mother to be pregnant with you, don't forget your mother when you grow up, it's rushing at me!"
"Hahaha!"
The crowd rejoiced.
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother asked, "You didn't bite it, did you?"
Li Yun'er said: "It didn't bite me, can I bite him first?
All..........
"Don't take advantage of itγγγγγγ β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"It's the rhythm that makes me laugh!"
"No, no, this sketch is so funny. β
"I've never seen such a funny sketch, and it really makes me laugh to death. β
"Haha, you're going to laugh at me!"
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It can be said that "Today's Happiness" has played a preemptive effect, and everyone was attracted or shocked at the beginning, and everyone unconsciously followed its plot development, without using their brains at all.
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"Today's Happiness" makes people smile, and at the same time, some people see something from it.
Especially young married couples are even more sympathetic, such as Lee Yoon-a's pregnant woman, who actually quarreled with a dog, why did she quarrel with a dog?
And her boyfriend also tries to cooperate with her and comfort her as much as possible, which is the embodiment of an excellent boyfriend.
Many girlfriends said to their boyfriends next to them: "Look at Wang Yu's eldest brother, a peerless good man." β
"How good Wang Yu's eldest brother is to his wife. β
"This is a peerless good man. β
"I want a husband like Wang Yu's eldest brother. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Atmosphere!"
He stretched out his thumb and said, "Serve the dog with virtue!"
The crowd laughed:
"Serve the dog with virtueγγγγγγγ β
"Xu Qian's line skills don't have to be said!!"
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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"Husband. β
Li Yun'er's name is Wang Yudao.
Li Yun'er sat on the sofa, and Wang Yu's eldest brother massaged her legs.
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Huh?"
Li Yun'er: "You said that if one day we leave, how lonely the child is in the world alone!"
Whew, she started crying.
Many of the girls were moved, but many more laughed.
"Can you cry too?"
"That's too unfoundedγγγγγγ β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother stopped the massage and comforted his wife: "Don't cry, don't cry, if you can't go, take the child with you when we leave." β
Everyone laughed:
"Bring the child with you... β
"Straight man, absolutely straight man. β
"Convincing. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Li Yun'er was angry and pushed Wang Yu away: "You lack a heart!!"
He got up: "You see people praising other people's husbands! They all say that your husband is really capable, your husband is really promising, your husband is really talented, praise me, your husband is so tall!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"It's really highγγγγγ β
"You're really going to laugh at me!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother was very proud: "Yes." β
All.......
"It's still right!"
Li Yun'er: "You take off the apron for me." β
Wang Yu's eldest brother took off the apron and put it on the sofa.
"How can there be a big man who revolves around the pot all day long. β
Wang Yu's eldest brother pulled the apron below: "The circumference is a bit short." β
The crowd laughed again.
"Peerless good man!"
"Good family man!"
"This is a good man!"
"Tall and able to cook. β
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Li Yun'er: "You pack up your things and go back to your parents' house." β
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Ahhh
Wang Yu's eldest brother opened his mouth and stammered: "I ......"
At this moment, the phone rang, which was regarded as helping Wang Yu's eldest brother to relieve the siege.
"When you hear it, you're looking for me. β
Wang Yu's eldest brother sat on the sofa and connected the phone, and his wife also sat on the sofa and was very sad.
"Hey!"
Xu Qian: "Hey, is it Dad?"
Everyone was about to burst into laughter.
Xu Qian's appearance of being so cheap and pretending to be his son is really funny.
"I'm laughing to death. β
Xu Qian's expression was too cheap. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother said, "Who, so polite?"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"So polite... β
"The acting skills are quite high!"
"This is an actor-level acting. β
"When it comes to acting, I am convinced of Wang Yu's eldest brother. β
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The wife also showed great doubts.
Xu Qian: "I am your future child, I want to travel through time and space from 2042 to see you two elders." β
All.......
"Who believes this nonsense?"
However, many young viewers were also attracted, because this skit added the element of time-travel, and the time-traveling element is very, very popular with young audiences.
In recent years, some time-traveling elements have often been added to TV dramas, such as those time-traveling dramas, such as Qing Palace dramas, which are thousands of miles away from handing over their innocent bodies to those brothers.
So they were more interested in the sketch because it was close to their lives.
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Angry." β
He picked up the telephone microphone and shouted into the phone: "Liar! If you cheat like this, you will starve yourself to death." β
Wang Yu's eldest brother also pretended to think it was ridiculous.
All........
"It's kind of similar. β
"Super Actor!"
"The acting skills are quite high!"
"This is an actor-level acting. β
"When it comes to acting, I am convinced of Wang Yu's eldest brother. β
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Xu Qian poked open the screen of the TV props on the TV stand, revealing his head: "Dad!"
All.........
Xu Qian's cheap appearance shouted: "Dad."
How do you look at this, how does it feel inconsistent.
"This kid is so cheap. β
"It's not cute at all. β
"It's so cheap!"
"I'm laughing to death. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother pounced and knelt down towards Hao Jian and pretended to beg: "Don't! Ancestor! Except for my daughter-in-law, you can take anything valuable from the family." β
All.........
"It's so righteous and awe-inspiring!"
"It's really like... β
"The acting skills are quite high!"
"This is an actor-level acting. β
"When it comes to acting, I am convinced of Wang Yu's eldest brother. β
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Li Yun'er froze and kept making a gesture of making a call: "Especially if you don't take the TV, I won't dare to watch it!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
Xu Qian came out of the screen of the TV props: "Is this my home thirty years ago?
His cheap and cheap appearance makes people feel very funny when they see it, others really can't play this kind of cheap appearance when they play "Hao Jian", he is cheap to the bone, and no one can imitate it.
All........
"Xu Qian is also possessed by an actor. β
"I'll go, this acting is just fake and real. β
"It's really like... β
"The acting skills are quite high!"
"This is an actor-level acting. β
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It can be said that the sketch "Today's Happiness" has many climaxes, ups and downs, and it immediately attracted everyone's minds, and everyone couldn't control their eyes, and their eyes were glued to the TV screen, for fear of missing the slightest excitement.
This is the power of Xu Qian's sketches, which can always be fascinating.
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