86. Go to hell for the first time
Three days later, he will go to hell! Grass mud horse, as soon as he thought of this terrible notice, Zhou Yun couldn't sleep well, and he couldn't eat well, and the whole person lost weight. ΡΡΡ.(vii) (ix) x.S.ΡΠΎΠΌ The update is so fast. Zero β nine β³ small β said β³ net
During this period, Xu Yun and Chen Yaqi came to visit one after another, and everyone was nervous, because every time Zhou Yun saw them, it was as if they were arranging the aftermath, and they 'handed over' the inside and outside of the affairs with them, and they were both stunned, thinking that Zhou Yun was seriously ill, and went to several hospitals for examination in a row, but the results of the examination always thought that Zhou Yun's current physical condition was no different from that of a cow, and there was no problem in living to be one hundred and eighty years old.
Zhou Yun was very distressed that he was not easy to explain, and every time he saw Chen Yaqi, he thought about how to do it, if he really broke in hell this time, he would be considered to get rid of the virgin body, but Chen Yaqi was stubborn and very reasonable to refuse every time, saying that he was a noble character 'girl' child, not the kind of casual, to do that thing must be done on the wedding night first, Zhou Yun was crazy, so he had to kiss her twice, which was regarded as getting some interest back.
And during this time, Lao Cui and Lao Ding were not idle, they had already gone to the 'Yin' Cao Difu in advance, asked Zhou Yun about the situation of this assessment, and at the same time desperately paved the way for him to pull the relationship, and strive to pass smoothly this time.
However, the news that came through Lao Cui was devastating, this time there were a total of five hundred underground government employees who were assessed inside and out, according to the overall personnel layout of the heavenly court and the allocation of human resources in the underworld, only fifty of these five hundred could be left, and the chance of a part-time job like Zhou Yun being brushed off was almost more than 90%.
At that time, Lao Ding also comforted Zhou Yun and asked him to open a little, if he really can't do it, he will be a ghost for a few days, anyway, everyone is a ghost, how good it is to be lively, Zhou Yun almost didn't drop the broken mobile phone of the Difu brand when he heard this, and immediately scolded Lao Ding for a bloody head.
But this is already the case, Lao Cui also said that the big boss seems to have some complaints about Zhou Yun's work during this time, not because Zhou Yun did a bad job, and he did a good job, especially this ghost park part-time incident, almost all of them have a little bit of sensational elements of the underworld, and the upper echelons of the underworld are very dissatisfied with this, and even verbally warned the leaders such as Niu Tou Ma Mian, and at the same time said that they would track down the person responsible for this time, and when they heard this, Zhou Yun was completely ill, and the whole person was dying as if he was really going to die.
Three days later, at midnight, Zhou Yun was lying on the sickbed with a pale face, and Lao Ding and Lao Cui came back from the underworld to comfort Zhou Yun.
"Am I dying? Why do I feel 'confused' and 'confused' when I hear the sound of chains?" Zhou Yun was already frightened, and the whole person was even more depressed.
"My lord, it's really not that serious, Lao Ding and I have already taken care of you inside and out, and we have sent luxury cars to beautiful 'women', we should still be a little sure of this assessment. β
"That's right, my lord, besides, we still have so many old acquaintances, they will definitely stand up and speak for adults, and besides, adults are a hundred years, no, they are rare talents for a thousand years, and the underworld will definitely reuse them, and they will definitely not be expelled!"
Lao Cui and Lao Ding comforted again and again, but Zhou Yun was still worried, as if he saw that his life was short.
"Alas, my lord is purely scared by himself, what about Xiao Qian, it will be better to let Xiao Qian accompany the adult!" Old Cui sighed again and again, and hurriedly called Xiao Qian.
There was a report from the little ghost next to him: "It seems that the head of the team also went to the underworld to give the adults some points." β
"What's the use of her as a 'woman', alas!" Lao Ding shook his head speechlessly, and at this time, suddenly two ghosts, one black and one white, came in front of him.
Lao Cui was stunned, and hurriedly adjusted his clothes and said to Zhou Yun: "My lord, my lord, the black and white impermanence that picked us up is here, get up and greet it!"
Zhou Yun opened his eyes, and saw in a daze that the black and white impermanence was indeed here, but this white impermanence was still holding a chain and leading a ghost, and at the same time, the black impermanence was holding an empty chain in his hand.
Zhou Yun was already panicking, and immediately fainted again when he saw this scene.
Lao Cui next to him slapped his big 'leg' fiercely, and immediately rushed to the side of Black and White Impermanence, and scolded without thinking about it: "Old Black, Old White, what are you two playing, didn't I tell you that Lord Zhou is cowardly, you take chains and lock up little ghosts, do you want to do it? Do you really want to scare our adults to death?"
"That's right, what kind of heart do you press, we usually serve you with good cigarettes and alcohol, has your conscience let the dog eat?" Lao Ding scolded angrily.
The black and white impermanence scratched his head with an embarrassed face and said: "I caught a ghost when I received a task temporarily, and the underworld hasn't been 'quite 'chaotic' recently, and our brother's job is not easy to do." β
"Come on, come on, hurry up and invite the adult, talk to him well, all with a little smile, don't miss the hour!" Lao Ding sighed and said hurriedly.
"Understood!" Black and White Impermanence nodded again and again, and walked towards Zhou Yun: "My lord, the auspicious time has come, hurry up and follow us." β
"I won't go, I won't die, I want to stay in this 'flower' and 'flower' world, ahhhh
"What should I do, Old Cui, this hour is about to pass!" Bai Wuchang said speechlessly.
"By the way, this is a missed hour, and the ghost 'door' will be closed again, but it will be troublesome!"
"Come on, if you really can't do it, just carry it away. Lao Cui hurriedly waved his hand, and immediately the four ghosts of Lao Cui, Lao Ding, and Black and White Impermanence directly carried Zhou Yun, and Zhou Yun scolded their ancestors for eighteen generations.
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Two hours later, Zhou Yun had been carried away from the ghost town of Xudu, and along the way, Lao Cui and Lao Ding comforted Zhou Yun vigorously, saying that the top and bottom had already been tied, and this time at least seventeen or eighteen luxury cars were sent, and we should be able to go back alive.
Zhou Yun finally slowly accepted this fact, who let himself take this unlucky errand, since fate is like this, he has no choice but to break through a ghost 'door' and close.
"What's wrong with the front? Why is it still blocked?" Suddenly Zhou Yun's sedan chair stopped, Zhou Yun opened the sedan curtain to see, there were hundreds of sedan chairs lining up inside and out, and on the top of the 'door', there were three big characters written on the ghost 'door'.
Zhou Yun was slightly shocked, this was the first time he had come to this hell, but he didn't expect this place to be the same as the world, and it was so blocked.
And when he finished saying this, a ghost in front of him immediately responded: "Dude, do you want to take care of it? Now the morning and evening rush hours are so blocked, there is no way, I can only wait!"
Zhou Yun was dizzy, thinking that the 'traffic' of this underworld should also be rectified, this ghost 'door' is too broken, and the 'door' is too small, in addition, this world has been modernized for so many years, and the underworld is still carrying a sedan chair, didn't it give them so many luxury cars?
Zhou Yun complained in the sedan chair, and the old Cui on the side responded helplessly, now the underworld has received a lot of cars, but the friends who burned it in the world probably forgot that the light burning car has a 'wool' thread, so I have to burn a few barrels of gasoline, otherwise the car will not become scrap metal.
When Zhou Yun heard this, he almost didn't vomit blood.
In this way, the entrance of the ghost 'door' closed the 'door' for two hours, and finally came to the lobby of the Yama Hall and had to wait in line again, and all the people who came to report on their work and accept the assessment went in one by one to be assessed, and the results were released on the spot.
Zhou Yun stabilized his heart, and understood in his heart that the big test was coming, whether he could return to the world again, and whether Chen Yaqi would be a widow or not depends on this time.
Come on! Zhou Yun screamed fiercely!
At the entrance of the 'door', Lao Cui and Lao Ding were also busy making a victory gesture to Zhou Yun, although the two guys couldn't enter the lobby, they resolutely refused to leave.
At this time, a voice came from inside the Yama Palace: "The results of the two hundred and fifty examiners are too poor and they have not passed the assessment!"
As soon as the sound was heard, an old man rolled down from the stool, and at the same time his limbs twitched and foamed at the mouth.
A group of waiters couldn't help wiping a cold sweat, and they all complained bitterly.
"This is too strict, Lao Ke has been serving the underworld for a full eighty years, there is no merit and hard work, he has been brushed, there must be an insider here, it's not fair!"
"That's right, it's really unfair, we don't have to do it anymore!"
"That's right, it's a collective resignation, isn't it just that you can't go back to the world if you are trapped in the underworld for the rest of your life?
Seeing that they were all so aggrieved, Zhou Yun took a snot and hurriedly asked, "Brother, is this pass rate really low?"
"It's not low, it's not at all!"
"What do you mean?"
"So far, none of them have passed!"
"Shenma?"
Zhou Yun's face immediately turned yellow with fright, and the inside suddenly shouted: "Next, Zhou Yun, a part-time Yama prince on Jiqing Street......"