Chapter 948: The Great Villain Almost Died of Laughter
"Ladies and gentlemen, you must listen to me this time, okay? Tang Baobao looked sincere, saying that he could swear by his character, and what he said next was not half a lie.
Xiao Hanrui snorted: "Say it, when will you get along with that Ji Xia night." ”
"Sister, I'm really wronged in this matter, don't lie to you, I really didn't touch her, maybe she slept with me, and I lost it like that... Lost..." Thinking that Tang Baobao was also sad, sitting on the edge of the bed and looking depressed, isn't my Tang Baobao bitter?
"Hmph, can it be more fake? and lie to me that you are a virgin, and I still believe you. Mu Kexin snorted.
Tang Baobao was speechless.
"You just heard it, and she took the initiative to admit the facts, but I don't have any impression at all. ”
Looking at Tang Baobao's sincere gaze, my sister and sister still believed it a little.
"Besides, Sister Ling, you have an ex-boyfriend, isn't this a problem left over from history?" Tang Baobao muttered quietly.
Ping Luoling couldn't stand it: "Sister and sister hammer him!"
"If you have something to say, don't do it!" Tang Baobao covered his face, he could hit anywhere, don't slap his face.
"Do you still have the face to say, is this a problem left over from history? The children are so old! Do I have a case like you? If I do, you won't beat me to death. Ping Luoling said angrily, this husband is so selfish, he can do it himself, but others can't.
"Sister Ling, my wives, I don't want to do this either, but... I'm confused myself. ”
The five women stopped, and Tang Baobao was a little puzzled, what is the situation?
Ping Luoling shouted in a deep voice: "Tang Baobao! I will announce it now! Exploit the position of the head of your family, there is no objection!"
me! You are all victims of this incident, can you all blame me?
"Sister Ling, is this really good?"
"Alright, take your son with you. ”
"Okay, good wives, I have no objection. "What else can Tang Baobao do, his sons have come out, don't you want to? Don't want it yourself, are your parents willing? They obviously want to hold their grandson.
Now that I can hug it in advance, and it's all so big, can I not be happy?
Mu Kexin snorted: "Then what are you still doing in a daze!
"Wait, what are you going to do about this!" Xiao Hanrui asked seriously, and Si Ru and Gong Shishi listened carefully.
Tang Baobao patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, as soon as this child comes here, he will leave with the child, and he won't see him anymore." ”
"Can you bear it?" Xiao Hanrui was the first to disbelieve it, that Ji Xia Ye was very beautiful back then, and after so many years, it must be even more attractive.
Tang Baobao didn't know how to answer, how to say that Ji Baobao was also his son, so he was taken away, which seemed a little weird.
Anyway, I also came out of the essence of life, and you said to take it away.
Isn't this baby very faceless?!
That's right, without Lao Tzu, can you have a son? At least Ji Baobao is also half of Lao Tzu, I didn't know it before.
Now that I know, I want to take it away, no way.
Unless you make it clear what happened back then, although you are my crush, you can't just sleep with me.
Don't I want to lose face!
"We'll talk about that then. Tang Baobao said in a deep voice.
"Hmph, go to work! Don't be lazy, from tonight onwards, sleep in separate rooms!" Ping Luoling began to enjoy the rights of the head of the family.
"Sister Ling, don't be so ruthless, your ex-boyfriend..."
"Hmph, at least I haven't even let others touch my hands, what about you, my son is all out!"
Okay, count you ruthless! Lao Tzu will find another chance to turn the tables.
I don't know if this baby is a little king! Wait for Lao Tzu! Educate you sooner or later, if you are a wife!
With a depressed mood, Tang Baobao walked out of the room, and at this time the phone rang again.
It was an unknown number, and Tang Baobao quickly picked it up!
"No surprise, no surprise, no comfort, hahahaha..." A smug laugh rang out on the phone, and when I heard it, it was the voice of the villain.
Tang Baobao was angry: "You bastard! Don't let Lao Tzu catch you, or I'll hack you alive!"
"That's the tone, it's like a threatened person, I never thought that your son would come so soon, I thought I would wait a few days, tsk tsk..."
"By the way, I'm going to ask you something. Tang Baobao asked curiously.
"Well, what's the matter?"
It was originally a dialogue between the protagonist and the villain.,Suddenly the style of painting changed.,It's like...
"How do you know I have a son?"
"How to say it, I didn't know it, but when I checked it, there was a clue, and I just followed the clue to find out, I have to say, your woman's scheming is really heavy, and she is quite ruthless, I advise you not to provoke it. ”
Tang Baobao just wanted to know where the process took place.
"And how did you know the clue?"
"Don't you know?" asked the villain curiously.
Tang Baobao's heart sank, if he said he didn't know, he would definitely be ridiculed.
"How is it possible, of course I know. ”
"I know you're still asking, are you sick? I have medicine. ”
“······”
NMLGBD。
Aren't you people normal?
"Well, I don't know. ”
There was an instant silence on the phone, and then there was a burst of laughter, and then it was as if choking on his own saliva and coughing violently.
It seems to be going to be over.
"Hey, don't die, even if you want to die, tell me the truth..."
"Ahem, ahem... Laugh... Ahem, ahem..."
"Do you have asthma? ”
"My medicine... Medicine...
I'll go, this villain actually has asthma, it's so scary.
The phone was heard clanging, followed by a cheering sound.
"Damn, I almost died..."
Tang Baobao: "······"
If you TMD died, it would be too hasty, a big villain, dying of asthma.
Do you still have a face, the villain?
"Seriously, I ask you. Tang Baobao asked in a deep voice, he didn't want to lose face, as long as he knew how he was pushed down.
"Tang Baobao, why do you bother, a beautiful woman slept with you, you just steal the fun, what else do you want. ”
"Nonsense, I'm sleeping in vain, I'm not happy!"
"Really? I originally wanted to tell you, but if you're not happy, I'll be happy, hahaha, I won't tell you, slightly..."
"You TMD Lao Tzu wait, wait!" Tang Baobao said fiercely, he had never seen such a cheap person.
The villain sighed: "It's really miserable, being slept with by such a beautiful woman, I don't know yet, you are really amazing." ”
"I will definitely kill you in the future!"
(End of chapter)