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Ma Shangfeng's old face was pale: "Then what's the point of cultivation?"

"Why is it boring? It's okay to go to the great rivers and mountains, and then travel abroad, think about it, with strength, you don't have to be afraid of going anywhere by yourself, how good, right?" ”

"Not good!" Ma Shangfeng roared angrily, turned around and left.

"Where are you going?"

"Go home and sleep!"

"I haven't taught you martial arts yet. ”

"I don't want to learn!"

"If you don't learn, you're still a member of the True Dao Sect. ”

Ma Shangfeng suddenly sat on the ground: "There is a sect like you who cheats on your father, you can't get married and still cultivate a hair! The greatest joy in life is gone, what do you want to do with those beauties who guard me like jade, can you bear to let them be lonely for the rest of their lives?"

"me. Quan Zhenzi didn't have the appearance of being true at all, and he burst into a foul mouth, "If you think they are lonely, you can build a house at the foot of our True Dao Sect Mountain." ”

Ma Shangfeng's eyes lit up, and he was overjoyed: "Really?"

"Yes, build a nunnery. ”

Ma Shangfeng raised his middle finger: "You deserve to be single for the rest of your life, no one wants it!"

"Who said that!" Quan Zhenzi was furious, "I am a suave teacher, a talent, handsome and chic, young and golden, not to mention that everyone loves me, there are always flowers blooming, I don't know how many young women have been sleepless day and night for me, and they have been rejected by me with righteous words!"

Ma Shangfeng was disdainful: "Just you?"

"You don't believe me?" Quan Zhenzi raised an eyebrow, "Come on, come on, I'll count with you." ”

"The young lady of the Dugu family, the eldest lady, the young grandmother and the eldest lady of the Oriental family, and ......"

In Ma Shangfeng's speechlessness, Quan Zhenzi counted the girls who were crazy for him in those years.

"So?"

"Therefore, there is absolutely no problem with the charm of being a teacher!"

"Of course, you're still single!"

Quan Zhenzi sighed: "You think I don't want to, but if I marry one, there will be dissatisfaction with other women, and in this way, it will be out of balance, like how good it is now, just talk to them about life and body structure if it's okay......"

Ma Shangfeng was dumbfounded: "Master, you only do things that lack virtue, aren't you seducing women from good families?"

"Nonsense!" Quan Zhenzi gave him a slap in the face, and said righteously, "They and I have a very pure friendship relationship, and this kind of friendship is absolutely not allowed to be tarnished!"

Ma Shangfeng covered his head: "That's the hell." ”

However, Quan Zhenzi also revealed a piece of news, it is not okay to get married, but it is not forbidden to have women, and he himself has more than ten female friends.

Ma Shangfeng thought about it for a long time, and he didn't know how he did it, who would have thought that he was actually such a sullen Taoist priest.

"No wonder you can be friends with the Heavenly Devil, this is the best, absolutely amazing. Ma Shangfeng muttered in his heart, "It is estimated that the master of Li Da Slut's goods is also a virtue." ”

He really said it, but Li Da Slut was more unlucky than him, because Li Da Slut still had to shave his head.

At this time, Li Da slut wanted to cry without tears, but he couldn't resist if he wanted to, because he was ordered to the acupoint, and his master, a monk, was holding a razor, drinking wine in a big gulp, and drunkenly shaved off three thousand troubles to him.

"Master, if I can't shave it, you can solve my acupoints. ”

"Wait a minute, I'm almost ready. The monk said.

"Woo woo, I'm afraid you'll get drunk and accidentally shave my head. Li Da slut snorted and cried, "Xiaobai, if you can hear my words, come and save me from suffering!"

And Yang Xiaobai, after hearing the words of the Heavenly Demon Son, was speechless for a long time.

"Who are you, the master you found for the two of them, one is a monk and the other is a Taoist?"

Heavenly Demon nodded: "Don't underestimate these two old guys. ”

"The monk is called the Great Huan Monk, and the Great Joy, Great Sorrow and Great Sorrow Monk are called the Four Great Holy Monks. ”

"Great love?" Yang Xiaobai's face was weird, and he naturally thought crookedly.

"It's a great sorrow, a sad sorrow!" the Heavenly Demon glared at him and said, "Don't think so dirty about everyone, and besides, I speak, don't interject!"

Yang Xiaobai closed his mouth and nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Monk Dahuan is not happy without wine, no meat is not happy, speaking of a monk with wine and meat, in fact, his Dharma and martial arts are the most profound of the four holy monks. Even if he is a teacher, he can't be said to be able to defeat him. Tian Mozi said seriously, "He lives alone in Dahuan Temple, transcendent from the world, that is, Xuangan Temple Shaolin Temple, and he must be respected as a holy monk." ”

"It is said that in today's society, monks can get married, drink wine, and eat meat, although the same is true for the monk Dahuan, but he is different from those monks, he is a real monk, a wild and uninhibited monk, he is most like Jigong. ”

Yang Xiaobai's expression moved, and he read out a sentence: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart." ”

Heavenly Demon Zi laughed: "That old guy is like this! If you want me to say, even if Jigong is resurrected, you have to bow down, that guy, I have ever seen, the monk who is most unlike a monk, but he is a holy monk, even if the monks know that he eats meat and drinks wine, but there is no way, the other three holy monks, that is the real ascetic, adhere to the ancient monk's set, sober and desireless, only vegetarian. ”

The four holy monks were good friends, but there was nothing they could do with him, and he was impatient, so he secretly put meat foam in the meals of the three old monks and wine in their tea. Hehe, that guy is very cautious. ”

"As for that Taoist priest, he doesn't look like a monk. ”

"That old guy drinks wine and eats meat, he also engages women, and the most important thing is that his taste is not ordinary, he likes young women, women, and I don't know how many young women and wives of the family clan have dealings. Some people know, but this guy has excellent martial arts, and those women are desperate for him, so there is nothing they can do about him. ”

"Quan Zhenzi, that old thing, is afraid that if he marries one, other women will also want to marry him, or leave him, so he simply declares to the outside world that the True Dao Sect has ancestral teachings and is not allowed to marry. Hehe, this old thing, it's really not a thing. ”

Yang Xiaobai was speechless, what kind of person is this, is this also a master?

As if he could see what he was thinking, Heavenly Demon Zi smiled and said: "There is no gold and no one, no one is perfect, who does not have a little shortcoming, the two of them, that is, because of greed, hatred and madness, will have today's achievements." How many people only understand in the end that life must be happy, but it is too late, they have already understood, so the mind is extremely empty, and they have no worries at all when they cultivate, so to speak, they live without heart and lungs, just because they have no heart and lungs, they are also cultivating when they are not cultivating, they are making progress all the time, such people are the greatest geniuses!"

"Do you think that from the perspective of labor and management, ordinary people can be my friends?"

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