Wang Hao saw that Lin Xuanxuan was taken away by the people who dominated the Daomen, and there was definitely no one to buy an aunt towel for his sister-in-law.

So, in line with the principle of being a good brother-in-law in China and serving his sister-in-law wholeheartedly, Wang Hao went to the supermarket to buy his aunt's towel.

The shopping guide smiled and asked, "Sir, what do you need?"

Wang Hao rubbed the tip of his nose and said leisurely: "Auntie towel!"

The shopping guide was stunned at first, but soon came back to her senses, smiled slightly, and said, "You bought it for your girlfriend, right?"

Wang Hao nodded and said, "Almost!"

Hearing Wang Hao's answer, the shopping guide immediately had a good impression of him, and asked: "Then may I ask what brand of aunt towel do you usually use for female tickets?" abc, Sophie, Hushubao, Seven Degrees Space, or Yueyue Love, Jieting, Jieling?"

Wang Hao replied: "Seven degrees of space!"

The shopping guide asked, "What style do you want?"

Wang Hao was stunned: "Eh, are there still styles?"

The shopping guide explained patiently: "Of course, the sanitary napkin products of the seven-degree space have different series, all of which are of different lengths, day and night, silk thin and close-fitting!"

Wang Hao was a little dumbfounded when he heard this, Nima, it turned out that the little aunt had so much knowledge in the towel. It's really old and learned.

"This, I don't know, let's have a pack of each style!"

The shopping guide lost no time in patting Wang Hao's ass: "Okay, sir, you are so caring." With a man like you, your girlfriend must be very happy!"

……

At this time, Lin Yiyi was squatting in the toilet cubicle for nearly half an hour.

She stared at the toilet door, eager to see through.

"Xuanxuan went to buy an aunt's towel, why didn't he come yet?"

The mobile phone was played by myself, and it was automatically turned off when I was already playing, and I couldn't make a call or ask for help from other classmates.

Moreover, it is now the time of class, and few students come here.

"Xuanxuan, why haven't you come yet, my legs are numb, come and save me, woo, woo......"

Just when Lin Yiyi wanted to cry without tears, a large bag of white things was thrown over the compartment, impartial, and smashed right on her head.

Lin Yiyi was stunned at first, and when she saw that the thing that smashed her head was her aunt's towel, her eyes couldn't help but light up.

"Oh, Auntie Towel, that's great!"

Outside the toilet cubicle, Wang Hao deliberately cleared his throat and said, "Sister-in-law, it's good if you like it." Hello everyone, it's really good. No thanks, I'm Lei Feng!"

When Lin Yiyi heard Wang Hao's voice, she froze on the spot and pushed open the door of the compartment.

"Ah, Wang Hao, why are you, Xuanxuan, why didn't she come?"

Wang Hao pointed to Lin Yiyi's pants and said, "That, Yiyi, please put your pants on first." I'm not used to you being so honest with each other!"

Hearing Wang Hao's words, Lin Yiyi realized that she hadn't lifted her pants yet, her pretty face was flushed with shame, and she was hot. At that moment, she tugged hard and closed the door of the cubicle.

"Ah, Wang Hao, you are a dead pervert. This is the women's restroom, how did you get in?"

Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders and said, "How else can you get in, of course you walked in!"

Lin Yiyi shouted a little broken: "Ahhh

Wang Hao nodded and said, "I know, the word "women's toilet" is written on it, it's not wrong." ”

Lin Yiyi asked almost frantically: "You are a big man, what are you doing in the women's bathroom?"

Wang Hao said: "What else can I do, of course I will send you an aunt's towel!"

Lin Yiyi completely collapsed, and shouted hysterically at Wang Hao: "You dead pervert, hurry up and get out of here!"

"Oh, then I'll go out first!" Wang Hao replied casually, whistled, and walked towards the door.

At this moment, Qin Xue walked in from outside.

She saw Wang Hao's expression stunned: "Oh, Wang Hao, why are you here?"

After saying that, she seemed to realize something, and with an embarrassed face, she quickly withdrew and ran towards the men's toilet next door.

However, when she saw the rows of urinals, she couldn't help but break down a little.

Uh, why are both of them men's toilets?

Just when Qin Xue's brain was blank and she hadn't turned the corner, Wang Hao swayed in leisurely again.

"Xiao Xue'er, why are you staring at the urinal, do you want to pee standing up, do you want me to teach you?"

Qin Xue shouted a little broken: "Ahhhh

Wang Hao rubbed the tip of his nose and said, "Xiao Xue'er, this is the men's bathroom, are you sure you want me to get out?"

Qin Xue stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, and was stunned for a long time before asking, "What about the toilet just now?"

Wang Hao replied: "That's the women's toilet!"

Qin Xue asked angrily, "Then what did you do in the women's toilet just now?"

Wang Hao smiled slightly and said: "Learn from Lei Feng's good example, do good deeds, and leave no name!"

Qin Xuexing's eyes widened, and in the face of a shameless scum like Wang Hao, she was completely speechless.

Wang Hao smiled and said, "Xiao Xue'er, you don't have to look at me like this, this is what I should do." ”

"Well, I'm going to release the water, you look at it like this, I'm easy to be shy and can't pee. Why don't you turn your back first?"

"Ahhh

When Wang Hao was releasing the water gracefully, he was still humming the popular divine comedy on the Internet in his mouth.

"The day wolf, the day tiger, the day leopard, the day swallow on the plane. On the day, the sky is on the ground, and the ants are lying on the ground. Day cockroaches, roasted wasps, burrow into holes and long worms. The door panel is a hole every day, and the flat ground is a pit every day. Eight cannons in one night without rest, pride and grandeur, and urine against the wind......"

As he was humming proudly, his ears moved slightly, and he suddenly heard a slight footstep behind him.

"Xiao Xue'er, don't peek at me and shhh

"Hmph, who peeked at you big bastard, shhhh

"Yiyi, why are you here?" Hearing that it was the voice of the sister-in-law, Wang Hao asked in some surprise.

"Hmph, only you are allowed to go to the women's bathroom, but I am not allowed to come to the men's bathroom?"

For Lin Yiyi, who has no discipline at all, Wang Hao is completely speechless.

Of course, Wang Hao is not helpless to deal with such a person.

That is, she has no discipline, and you are even more disciplined than her.

"Yiyi, do you want to pee standing up. Do you want me to teach you to pee in the wind?"

Lin Yiyi looked disgusted, covered her face with her little hands, and peeked at Wang Hao through her fingers.

"Cut, no wonder it's a hooligan. Pee, you even take off your pants, it's shameless, cheap, despicable......"

Hearing Lin Yiyi's scolding, Wang Hao's face was embarrassed.

"I'll go, you won't take off your pants when you pee?"

Lin Yiyi's eyes flashed and said, "If you don't take it off, just lift up your skirt?"

Wang Hao was speechless, pursed his lips, and said, "Okay, you won!"

Lin Yiyi saw Wang Hao compromise, and smiled proudly.

Suddenly, she seemed to think of something again, and couldn't wait to ask, "By the way, Wang Hao, where is Xuan Xuan?"

Wang Hao shook his head and said, "I don't know!"

With that, he put his hands in his pockets and walked outside.

Seeing Wang Hao leave like this, Lin Yiyi raised her sharp voice and shouted behind him: "Hey, Wang Hao, you haven't washed your hands yet!"

Wang Hao glanced back at Lin Yiyi and said, "I haven't peed my hands, why do I wash my hands?"

After speaking, he saw that Lin Yiyi's little hands had just been washed, so he asked casually: "What's the matter, did you pee on your hands?"

Lin Yiyi was a little angry, stomped her feet, gritted her teeth and shouted: "Ahhhh You've just peed your hands, your whole family has been wetting!"

Wang Hao rubbed his nose and said, "Sister-in-law, we are a family that loves each other, how can you say that about yourself?"

Lin Yiyi, who has always been articulate, faced Wang Hao, who had a negative temperament, was completely defeated.

Nima, what about the festival, what about the festival, what about the festival?

"Wang Hao, you stop!" At this moment, Qin Xue's cold voice suddenly came from behind.

Hearing that it was Qin Xue's voice, Wang Hao couldn't help but "chuckle" in his heart, I'll go, I'm going to commit the Peach Blossom Tribulation today!

……

ps: In order to write this chapter, Xiaole Baidu spent more than an hour on his aunt's towel. It's all white aunt towels in front of me......

Tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, I wish everyone a happy family, eat a good food, men and women have small objects, happiness and health.

The last roar: Xiao Lejun is full of festivals, full of festivals, full of festivals! (Say important things three times!!)

It's the end of the month, and if you still have a monthly pass, remember to vote, no monthly pass, and the recommended ticket will reward Shenma Di, it's okay!!