Chapter 153: Wang Sledgehammer is online
At this time, many netizens who were deceived by Xu Duan were really scratching the wall collectively, and they couldn't wait to catch Xu Duan and beat him up wildly, because no one thought that this was actually a advertisement, if they knew that it was an advertisement, how could everyone be so lively and collectively watch, everyone came to watch the revelations of the stars, who wants to see the advertisement, is this product so mad and immoral?
Immediately, there was a lot of humanity.
"Let's go, let's see what he does, if I don't wait for me to come back, I won't be able to scold him!"
"That's right, if you can't do it, you dare to be so desperate and frantically swipe advertisements to see if I don't kill him!"
"I'm also going to watch, hum, if he can't scold him every minute, he can't take care of himself!"
"I refuse, resist malicious hype!" Some people also said they refused to accept the advertisement.
"I refuse too, this hype is too bad!"
"I just look at the work and speak, if it doesn't work, I scold, if it does, I don't speak. ”
"I also look at the work and talk, hum, if it doesn't work, see how I open eight trumpets to scold him!"
……
Many netizens flocked to the new Beijing portal.
In the shot, Xu Duan, who has long hair in martial arts costumes, looks cute.
Narrator, "My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama, which is too low-cost, which children's toy sword is it?"
Children's toy sword into the painting, flashing.
Narrator, "It's already this quality, and it's still flashing!"
The toy sword flashes continuously.
"I'm not convinced that you are of poor quality!"
Netizens burst out laughing when they saw this.
"Wahahahaha, Xu Duan is too cute!"
"Moe with a bloody face!"
"It's so stupid to complain!"
"It's just a hit!"
……
Qin Yong entered the painting, the two confronted each other, Qin Yong said: "Hahahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just... Well... Well... Just from... Well, just step over my corpse!"
Xu Duan narrated, "Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?"
"Come on, use your special move, Jiuyang Divine Fist!"
"It turns out that the boxing technique I used, Jiuyang Divine Fist, sounds so hanging. ”
Xu Duan threw away the toy sword and slowly raised his hands, "I feel a powerful force converging towards my fists, my left fist is as hot as flames, and my right fist is as cold as frost. ”
Suddenly, the subtitle special effect appeared, the left fist four big characters: fire effect, right fist: frost effect.
"I have a big fork or something, and it's too perfunctory to type directly without even doing special effects, right?"
Onlookers were also suddenly attacked by subtitle effects when they saw this.
"Poof, hahahaha, typing as a special effect, hahahaha!"
"The stupid Xu Duan has a bloody face!"
"It's not even a five-cent special effect, hahahaha!"
"It's a god twist hahaha!"
……
Qin Yong, "It turned out to be the Ice & Fire & Nine Heavens of the Nine Yang Divine Fist." ”
"Hey, how do you see this trick? This name is too ****, right?"
Qin Yong, "It's amazing!" The subtitle special effects hit Qin Yong, and Qin Yong immediately fell to the ground, "It is worthy of being the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist, cough cough, I have no regrets in my career." With Qin Yong's voice, a chubby running figure of Qin Yong in the sunset appeared,
Xu Duan roared, "No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I say!"
"I think of that afternoon running in the sunset! ”
"Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things!"
Xu Duan walked on the mountain path, "Since I have defeated the enemy, then I should be able to rescue the princess, right?"
Qin Yong suddenly jumped out, "No, you still have to defeat me." ”
"Didn't I defeat you already?"
"Do you think that person was me?"
"It's all you, it's just a change of clothes!"
"Hahaha, yes!"
actually shamelessly admitted, this crew is too poor, will it die if you change actors?
Netizens.
"Poofhahahaha, I can't stop laughing!"
"Tears are flying out!"
"I actually admit it shamelessly, hahahaha, this sentence directly killed me with laughter!"
"I'm laughing to death, hahahaha!"
……
The video continues.
Netizen: Hahahaha!
The video continues.
Netizen: Hahahaha!
"My name is Wang Dazhui, I never expected that I would save the princess even when I didn't want to be a princess at all," Xu Duan turned his head with a loveless look, "Sure enough, it's this again." ”
Qin Yong, "You saved me, I'm going to have a cave room with you tonight!" Saying that, Qin Yong leaned his head on Xu Xuan's shoulder and coquettishly, "I want it, I want it, I want it!"
Xu Duan picked up the toy sword and put it across his throat, wiped it, and fell down.
Qin Yong put his arms around Xu Xuan, "Why do you bother to do this, why bother?"
Hehe, I don't want to do it with this kind of poor drama combination again.
Netizens.
"Wowha, I can't stop it!"
"The brain hole is too big, I feel sorry for Wang Dazhu, wahahaha!"
"I want me to go to the cave room wohahaha, if I encounter it, I have to commit suicide!"
"Hahahaha, laugh a little more!"
"The laughter is so dense that my stomach hurts haha!"
Celebrity clusters.
"Hahahaha, Xu Duan is so funny!" Xia Lan made an acceptance speech after watching the video.
"What?" Zao Wou-Ki wondered, it was clear that he hadn't watched the video.
"Video, I never expected it, I really didn't expect it, hahahaha! I decided, I forgive Xu for breaking it!" Xia Lan announced.
"I can't stop laughing, haha!" Liu Yun also went to watch the video.
"Is that good?" said Ke Zhilun.
"The laughter is very dense, and the stomach hurts from laughing. Xu Li said.
"It's so interesting, I forgive him. Wang Ming said.
"It's really fake, I'll go check it out too. He Yun said.
"It's hilarious, it's just too short. Little fresh meat Zhang Xing said.
"That's right, it's too short, it's gone before I see it, I'll warn Xu Xuan, let him shoot a little longer in the future, it's too enjoyable!" Xia Lan said.
Saying that, Xia Lan ran to Ai Zhi to cut it off, "Xu Xuan, warn you, next time I never expected to report you so shortly!"
At this time, all netizens were also leaving a message on Xu Duan's Weibo after watching, and when they heard Xia Lan's words, they immediately flocked to follow suit: "Yes, I never thought that it would have to be extended in the future, otherwise I would report you!"
"Report to the ban!"
"Yes, report, report!"
"Everyone reported it together, I never thought it would have to be lengthened!"
"Boycott Xu Xuan! Boycott never expected!"
"Upstairs while playing, what's the matter with you, Xu Xuan warns you, I never thought it would have to be lengthened! Well, let's lengthen it to two hours per episode!"
"Hahaha, yes, two hours a show!