Chapter 51: Dan Cheng
After looking around around the vicinity of Nanda and not finding the figure of the old god stick, Han Ye couldn't help but be a little disappointed, he returned to the campus and walked around the campus aimlessly, pondering the possible whereabouts of the old god stick.
Inadvertently, he saw from a distance that a human head seemed to emerge from the wall south of the school.
He looked at it a little strangely, this person was actually an old god stick that he couldn't find!
The old god looked panicked, and his hands climbed the edge of the wall, and he was trying to climb over the wall with a gesture of risking his life.
In fact, the walls of the NTU campus are not very high, but the old god stick is old, with old arms and legs, and his skills are really clumsy.
It took him a long time to pant and grit his teeth, and then he barely climbed over the wall, and with a "poof" sound, his butt fell to the ground heavily, and he grinned in pain and covered his buttocks, unable to stand up for a long time.
Han Ye couldn't help but be overjoyed, saying that Cao Cao Cao was coming, and he was worried that he couldn't find anyone, so this old god stick actually sent it to the door by himself.
He hurriedly quickened his pace, walked up to the old god stick, and asked with a smile:
"Hey, Master Zhao, Nanda is not a military base, you don't have the main gate, what kind of wall do you climb?"
When the old god stick heard someone shouting about himself, he was startled at first, then turned his head to see that it was Han Ye, and then put his mind at ease, and said with a dry laugh: "It turned out to be a little neighbor, no wonder when I saw you, I thought that you had a bright future through the canopy, it turned out that you were studying in this kind of institution of higher learning, no wonder, no wonder, the talent of the pillars!"
"That's not what you said when you saw me at noon. Han Ye smiled and said, "Did you run over the wall so quickly?"
The old god let out a long sigh and said with a sad face:
"Who told me to be iron-toothed and too accurate? As a result, I didn't believe it, and I committed other people's taboos, and I had to trouble me. Sometimes, telling the truth is a sin!"
Lying in that groove, can you old man be a little more shameless? Distort the facts so much, reverse black and white, and not be afraid of being struck by lightning?
Han Ye looked at the old god's Oscar-level acting skills, admired the five-body throw, and thought to himself, buddy, I knew the situation in advance, and I was fooled by you.
He was about to speak again, when a crisp and cold female voice floated in from outside the wall:
"Where did the old god stick go, and if you want to find it for me, you have to break his dog's leg!"
"Yes, that old god stick saw that he was still here just now, why didn't he see anyone in a blink of an eye?"
"Will you go over the wall and turn into NTU?"
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When the old god stick heard these words, it was as if he had seen a ghost, and his body trembled suddenly, and he hurriedly made a silent gesture to Han Ye, signaling him not to make a sound.
Han Ye nodded very righteously, and his eyes firmly said that he would never do such a shameless thing as betraying his friends.
Immediately afterwards, he pulled his throat and cried out in a loud voice:
"Friends outside! Master Zhao has just come over the wall! Come here quickly, if you don't come again, people will run away!"
The old god stick suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he almost fainted on the spot:
I can't see it, this kid has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he looks like a good student, as if he has never seen anything in the world.
I didn't expect to be so cheating.
Just now, he swore that he would never betray me, and he sold me in a blink of an eye, which is like fart!
Han Ye said with an innocent face: "Actually, I don't want to do this either, who told you to cheat me for a hundred yuan at noon?"
The old god was so remorseful that his intestines were blue, he knew that he had encountered such a cheat, he shouldn't have talked nonsense with this kid just now, how far he ran.
It's just that at this time, he didn't have time to reason with Han Ye, so he ran away.
Just two steps away, a beautiful and heroic policewoman jumped over the fence, rushed over like a cheetah, and threw the old god stick to the ground.
"You god stick, I've finally been caught, I see where you're running today! You have pitted my grandmother so badly, you want to run away, there is no door!"
The policewoman raised her eyebrows, took out her handcuffs, and handcuffed him.
Han Ye stood aside, looking at the beautiful policewoman with some curiosity.
This policewoman looks like she is twenty-two or three years old, with a goose egg face and willow eyebrows, fair and delicate skin, a pair of black and white apricot eyes, and sharp eyes.
In great contrast to her cold temperament, her figure is extremely hot, and her ********, especially the waves on her chest, are extremely turbulent, jumping the police uniform tightly, as if she will burst the button at any time.
Just as the girl pulled the old god stick up from the ground, the other family members of the patient also climbed over the wall and rushed forward to surround the old god stick.
"This old god stick is quite good at hiding, and he actually hid in Nanda. Do you think you won't be able to catch you if you hide in NTU?
"Jingwen is a policeman, even if you run to the ends of the earth, she will arrest you back. ”
"Don't talk so much nonsense with the old man, beat up this charlatan first!"
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The patient's relatives were so angry that they wanted to beat up the old god stick.
The old god stick was full of smiles, and kept bowing: "Everyone, calm down, calm down, everyone has something to say." ”
"Calm down, you tell us to calm down?" the policewoman opened her eyes, grabbed him by the collar, and asked angrily:
"Originally, my grandmother had surgery in time and could walk, but he listened to your nonsense, and he had to drive away some bullshit and take any elixir, which delayed the best operation time, and now even if the operation is too late!"
The old god stick hurriedly said: "This is an accident, it is completely an accident, it stands to reason that I have done the Fa twice, and the old lady has taken my panacea again, and it should be cured."
But the old lady didn't recover, something must have gone wrong.
Or...... How many more times will I do it, refine a few new elixirs, and treat her for free until she is well?"
The beautiful policewoman's cheeks were red with anger, and she clenched her pink fists: "It's all this time, you still give me a mouth full of trains!
Other relatives also shouted angrily:
"Jingwen, beat him!
"This old god stick, don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin! Don't let it go!"
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Seeing that the situation was not good, the old god stick hurriedly covered his head with his hand and shouted repeatedly: "Don't fight! Don't fight! I'm willing to return the money, and refund the money in full!"
"You paralyzed my grandmother so much that you thought you could just return the money?"
The muscles on the old god's face twitched, and he said very harshly: "That...... I'm willing to pay compensation, how much do you say you want to pay?"
The beautiful policewoman said coldly: "Who cares about you a few stinky money! I want you to return my grandmother's health!"
The old god suddenly looked embarrassed, if he can really rejuvenate himself, he still needs to set up a stall outside to cheat money?
An elder of the policewoman persuaded very practically: "Jingwen, with a god like him, how can he restore the second aunt to health? Just let him lose money, and in the future, it will cost money to hire someone to accompany him to take medicine or something, at least four or five hundred thousand." ”
"Four or five hundred thousand ?!!" the old god stick was startled.
He was stunned for a long time, then suddenly squatted on the ground, hugged his head with both hands, and said: "You fight, whatever you want, kill me, anyway, I can't take out so much money, if you don't have money, you have to die." ”
The policewoman couldn't help but be stunned when she saw him so scoundrel, and her relatives were like adding fuel to the fire, and they were furious one by one:
"Death stick!
"Don't think you're an old man, we don't dare to do it!"
"Fight! Talk nonsense to him! He doesn't want to lose money, so let's fight until he wants to lose!"
A group of people rolled up their sleeves and rushed up to the old god stick with old fists to vent their hatred.
Han Ye, who had been watching the fire from the other side, felt that the time was almost up, and if he didn't stop it, the old god stick would really beat people to death, so he said lazily:
"He's not cheating, he's really poor, even the lunch money at noon is still cheated from me, even if you beat him to death, you won't get a penny, maybe you have to eat and drink to raise him, are you really willing to do this?"
Other relatives also shouted angrily:
"Jingwen, beat him!
"This old god stick, don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin! Don't let it go!"
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Seeing that the situation was not good, the old god stick hurriedly covered his head with his hand and shouted repeatedly: "Don't fight! Don't fight! I'm willing to return the money, and refund the money in full!"
"You paralyzed my grandmother so much that you thought you could just return the money?"
The muscles on the old god's face twitched, and he said very harshly: "That...... I'm willing to pay compensation, how much do you say you want to pay?"
The beautiful policewoman said coldly: "Who cares about you a few stinky money! I want you to return my grandmother's health!"
The old god suddenly looked embarrassed, if he can really rejuvenate himself, he still needs to set up a stall outside to cheat money?
An elder of the policewoman persuaded very practically: "Jingwen, with a god like him, how can he restore the second aunt to health? Just let him lose money, and in the future, it will cost money to hire someone to accompany him to take medicine or something, at least four or five hundred thousand." ”
"Four or five hundred thousand ?!!" the old god stick was startled.
He was stunned for a long time, then suddenly squatted on the ground, hugged his head with both hands, and said: "You fight, whatever you want, kill me, anyway, I can't take out so much money, if you don't have money, you have to die." ”
The policewoman couldn't help but be stunned when she saw him so scoundrel, and her relatives were like adding fuel to the fire, and they were furious one by one:
"Death stick!
"Don't think you're an old man, we don't dare to do it!"
"Fight! Talk nonsense to him! He doesn't want to lose money, so let's fight until he wants to lose!"
A group of people rolled up their sleeves and rushed up to the old god stick with old fists to vent their hatred.
Han Ye, who had been watching the fire from the other side, felt that the time was almost up, and if he didn't stop it, the old god stick would really beat people to death, so he said lazily:
"He's not cheating, he's really poor, even the lunch money at noon is still cheated from me, even if you kill him, you won't get a penny, maybe you have to eat and drink to raise him, are you really willing to do this?"