Chapter 362: Do You Think You're a Panda? (600 November Monthly Passes Plus Update)
In the evening, when it was almost time to get off work, Yan Dongxu came to the toilet at the back of the building for convenience.
After washing his hands, he came out, frowned, took out a cigarette case, lit a cigarette, and stood not far from the toilet door to smoke.
After a few puffs, my eyes were attracted by a small piece of bamboo next to the toilet, maybe it was the ground fertilizer next to the toilet!
Yan Dongxu looked at it for a moment, walked over and put half of the cigarette in his mouth, used both hands together, and folded off a thin and tough bamboo strip, which was really thin! Not much thicker than a ballpoint pen refill.
Returning to the office with this bamboo stick, he patiently used a pencil sharpener to cut off the excess thin branches on the bamboo strip one by one.
After shaving it, I touched it twice with my hand to make sure it didn't hurt my hand, so I casually put it on the desk.
Not long after, when it was time to get off work, Yan Dongxu glanced at the time on his watch, then packed up his things and left.
As the vice president of China Everbright Bank, he does not need to ask anyone for instructions after work.
When he went out, he carried a briefcase in his left arm and a thin bamboo strip in his right hand.
"Hello President!"
"The president is off work?"
"Stay safe on the way!"
……
On the way out of the office, there were as many people who greeted and said goodbye to Yan Dongxu as usual.
But today, when they greet him or say goodbye, they will take a curious look at the thin bamboo stick in his hand.
"Why does President Yan still bring a bamboo silk after work?"
"Hehe, I guess it's a childlike innocence!"
"It must have been folded from the side of our toilet......"
……
Yan Dongxu vaguely heard those people chuckling behind him, but he didn't look back, let alone lecture them.
As a leader, he must have the demeanor of a leader, he has always thought that he is an approachable, amiable and good leader, as long as his subordinates can pick up at work, he will not discipline them for other things, and say a few words behind his back.
People live in this world, don't they just talk about others occasionally, and be talked about by others occasionally?
If you can see it, the world will be wide.
……
When I returned home, my wife Li Qian was already cooking in the kitchen, and when she heard his voice coming back, she poked her head out of the kitchen with an apron tied around her waist, "Are you back?" On the way back, I bought some grapes, which have been washed on the dining table, can you taste them?"
"Well, good!"
Yan Dongxu nodded, walked over and put a grape in his mouth to eat, with a smile on his face.
Li Qian, who was about to retract back into the kitchen to continue cooking, was stunned, looked at his face, and then looked at the thin bamboo strip he brought back in his hand, surprised, "What's wrong with you? You don't seem to be very happy? Why did you bring back a bamboo silk after work?"
"Somebody wants to eat it! You'll find out later. ”
Yan Dongxu sneered faintly, and said it lightly.
"Huh?" Li Qian was surprised.
……
About half an hour later, "Song of a Thousand Thousand Que" came from the corridor.
"Looking back slowly, the night that once belonged to each other,
Red is still you, give me the sun in my heart,
If you shed silly tears, I hope you can be compassionate and forgiving......"
The half-baked Cantonese pronunciation, which does not hide the relaxed mood in the girl's singing, is Yan Lingling's voice.
In the house, Yan Dongxu, who was sitting at the dining table eating grapes, picked the corner of his eye, and Li Qian, who was cooking in the kitchen, paused with the spatula in his hand and sighed lightly.
The girl's brisk footsteps came to the door, and the light figure was like a cheerful deer, jumping into the door.
Yan Dongxu glanced over and saw her schoolbag casually on her shoulder, a sunhat on top of her head, and the brim of the hat covering the ponytail behind her head.
The school uniform on her body is crooked, with two buttons open on the neckline, revealing the two small apples that can't be wrapped in a low-neck T-shirt inside.
"Hee-hee, hee-hee, that's great! I like to eat grapes the most......"
As soon as Yan Lingling entered the door, her eyes lit up when she saw the watery grapes on the table, and she ran over happily, reached out and grabbed a few and stuffed them into her small mouth.
In the kitchen, Li Qian pursed her lips helplessly.
At the dining table, the corners of Yan Dongxu's mouth twitched slightly.
"Hey, Dad, what are you doing with a bamboo in your hand? Hehe, you think you're a panda? Is this your dinner? haha!"
Yan Lingling suddenly noticed the thin bamboo strip in Yan Dongxu's hand, she had a clear idea, and immediately found a laugh point, and smiled happily.
Yan Dongxu didn't smile, and asked her lightly with a dark face, "How much money is left in that supermarket shopping card?"
"Huh?
Yan Lingling didn't react for a while.
Yan Dongxu's expression remained unchanged, and he asked again: "How many meal coupons are left?"
"Huh?"
Yan Lingling was stunned, her face gradually turned pale, her face was facing the grapes on the table, but her eyes turned cautiously to Yan Dongxu, and her two feet were already quietly retreating.
"Dad, you, you know everything?"
Careful sound.
Hearing this, in the kitchen, Li Qian sighed helplessly, turned around and closed the kitchen door, and turned the range hood to the maximum gear, and the rumbling sound of the hood immediately became louder.
Restaurant.
Yan Dongxu stared at Yan Lingling, who was stepping back step by step, and asked again, "How much money is left in the shopping card?"
"No, no, no ......"
Yan Lingling replied with a pale face.
Both feet continue to retreat.
Yan Dongxu gritted his teeth and asked again, "How many meal coupons are left?"
"Also, it's gone......
At this time, she had retreated more than two meters.
Yan Dongxu nodded, his eyes looked at the thin bamboo strip in his hand, and said expressionlessly: "You have a lot of guts! What did you just say? I am a panda? This is my dinner? Come here!!"
The originally calm voice, the word "come here" suddenly raised her voice, and Yan Lingling, who was already pale in fright, trembled, screamed, and suddenly turned around and ran to her room.
"Do you dare to run?
Yan Dongxu Huo Ran got up, gritted his teeth and chased after him, scolding while chasing: "Lao Tzu is a panda? Lao Tzu loves to eat bamboo? So I gave birth to you such a red panda, didn't I? I think you are the one who wants to eat bamboo, right? You stop for Lao Tzu! Look at Lao Tzu if he doesn't kill you today! Two thousand yuan was so ruined by you, today Lao Tzu doesn't give you a long memory, you have to go to heaven ......."
Agile belongs to young people!
Don't look at Yan Dongxu's aggressiveness, but in terms of agility, Yan Lingling threw him a few streets, and he chased him halfway, and Yan Lingling, who was screaming and shouting for her mother, had already fled into her small room.
But, wisdom belongs to adults.
She slammed the door and soon found it open on its own......
At this time, Yan Dongxu had already chased into her room.
"Lao Tzu guessed that you were going to hide in the room when you came back, so I locked the door in advance, hum, I can't lock it, right? You hide! Hide again! Lao Tzu will see where you can hide......
The angry scolding was soon added to the sound of whipping, and the sound of Yan Lingling screaming and begging for mercy.
"Daddy! Daddy...... I was wrong, I was wrong...... I was really wrong...... Please don't fight......"
"Mommy, come and save me...... Mommy, come and save me...... Daddy is crazy, Daddy is going to beat me to death......"
……
In the kitchen, Li Qian, who faintly heard her daughter's cry for help, sighed again, and continued to stir-fry while humming the song "Song of a Thousand Thousand Que" that Yan Lingling sang when she entered the door.
Looking back slowly, the night that once belonged to each other,
Red is still you, give me the sun in my heart,
If you shed silly tears, I hope you can be compassionate and forgiving......"