Chapter 5: Look!
"Why ...... Old Zhao, I remember wearing white when I was at a funeral!"
When Xu Xiaoman appeared in front of everyone in a white wedding dress, Cao Cao scratched the back of his head with one hand and stabbed Zhao Gao with the other, and asked such a question.
"Uh...... It seems like yes. Zhao Gao looked at the white suit on my body, "Don't say it, Xiaoyuan's body is quite good-looking, and when I die, you can also get me such a set of clothes." ”
I said angrily, "You're already dead, okay!
Zhao Gao squatted aggrievedly and drew circles.
Daji frowned, looked around the two of us, and I said, "Sister, don't look at it, now that you are married, it is different from yours, so it is fashionable to wear this." ”
Daji pointed to the 49 couples not far away, "So everyone who gets married has to wear the same clothes?
That's really a problem.
"Okay, okay, the bride and groom have changed their dresses and hurry on board, the wedding is almost too late!"
The quick-tempered young man had already begun to urge, and chatted a few words when choosing a dress, it turned out that he was the planner and master of ceremonies for this group wedding.
"No, no, no. Daji shook her head and said, "How can you get married in this dress? It's too simple! You wait for half an hour, and I'll prepare them again." ”
"My aunt and grandmother!50 couples are going to take a boat together, wait for you to leave the boat in half an hour!" The master of ceremonies was so anxious that he wanted to tie us up.
Xu Xiaoman was a little embarrassed, and said to Daji: "Otherwise, let's wear this set, I look good, let's take care of it." ”
"No, I can't. Daji bit her lip, "I hope that in the future, you will feel happy when you think about it, instead of having a makeshift wedding." I'll help you prepare, okay? Just give me half an hour. ”
Li Teng naturally listened to Daji, and said directly to the master of ceremonies: "You go and tell the sailor to let him wait for a while, and he won't die after a while." ”
What else did the master of ceremonies want to say, Zhao Gao said directly: "Either wait for a while, or you can find a couple of newcomers again, we won't play." ”
"Half an hour at most!" the master of ceremonies gritted his teeth and turned to run in the direction of the cruise ship.
Xu Xiaoman and I looked at Daji blankly, "Sister, what are you going to prepare for us?"
Daji whispered to Xiao Hei, "Sister Xiao Hei, do you know the two sets of clothes I put in the underworld?"
Blackie nodded.
"Can you get it for me?"
"You're not going to ......," a flash of surprise flashed in the always calm little black eyes.
"Yes, I've decided!"
Xiao Hei nodded, "I'll be back right away." ”
"I'm tired. ”
Xiao Hei walked out quickly.
When she returned to the makeshift dressing room for the group wedding, she had two more sets of bright red dresses in her hand.
The red skirt and red robe are as red as two fires, embroidered with ancient totems, and each stitch is as fine and silky as the skin of a Jiangnan girl.
"This ......"
Daji whispered to me: "When I was in the underworld, whenever I missed Zishou, I showed off a few stitches, thousands of years, and unconsciously embroidered two sets of red clothes, when we got married, we also wore such red clothes, it was the most beautiful wedding in the world, and now I will give it to you." ”
"This ...... It's too precious!" Xu Xiaoman caressed the red clothes and liked it very much, but she still said to Daji: "Sister Su still keeps it for when she gets married, you have white skin, you must look good when you wear it, I ...... I can't take the love of others. ”
Daji grabbed Li Teng's arm, "So, when we get married, you have to buy me something better." ”
"You...... What did you just say?" Li Teng was so excited that he didn't know where to put his hand.
Daji winked at Xu Xiaoman, "Put it on, it's for you." ”
When Xu Xiaoman and I appeared in front of the emcee again, the audience was silent for 3 seconds.
The master of ceremonies pushed the black glasses frame on the bridge of his nose, which could only be used for decoration, and suddenly shouted to the staff like crazy: "Reschedule! After arriving at the beach by boat, the group wedding will focus on the couple and arrange them to stand in the middle of the first row!"
The emcee's shouting immediately attracted the attention of the other newcomers, and someone around suddenly pointed at us and whispered.
I glanced at Xu Xiaoman, is this a success in stealing the spotlight?
Not far away, Cao Cao shouted at the two of us at the top of his voice: "Kiss one and kiss the other!"
Xu Xiaoman's face turned red, and the whole person looked luxurious and pure, like a budding peony.
I was about to kiss one as Cao Cao said, but the master of ceremonies pulled me very blindly, "Everyone get on the boat!
Like a duck, a group of newcomers panicked, this one stepped on the skirt, and the other couldn't find his wife.
I hurriedly protected Xu Xiaoman, and waited for everyone to board the ship one after another, and then finally walked up.
Li Teng shouted behind me: "Uncle, I'll go buy a ferry ticket and go ashore to meet you later! Don't worry!"
This is a small boat with 100 seats in the cabin and a VIP room that is always closed.
As soon as he got on the boat, Xu Xiaoman stood on the side of the boat and watched the sea, and sniffed twice from time to time, "Li Yuan, have you smelled it, there is a fishy smell!"
"Why do I think it smells?"
"Where does it stink?" Xu Xiaoman said with a smile, "You imagine that the sea is just a pot of fish soup, it doesn't stink at all, and there will be a smell of umami." ”
Facing the early morning sea breeze, chatting without a word, Xu Xiaoman suddenly pointed to a sea surface and shouted: "Damn!
"Damn me!" looked at her hand, and the sea ahead was indeed darker than the rest of the place.
"Our ship...... Did you drive towards the sea monster?" Xu Xiaoman put down his hand and asked nervously.
"Like...... Yes. ”
"Won't a big mouth pop up and swallow the ship later?"
This girl has watched too much "Pirates of the Caribbean", right? She really responded to that sentence, facing the sea, and being a sea monster.
I had the heart to tease her and asked, "If you're going to be eaten by a sea monster later, is there anything you want to say to me right now?"
She looked at me affectionately, and just as I was about to melt into her gaze, she said something that I will never forget.
"Let's go back to the cabin, I think there's a better chance of surviving there, and besides, do you know where the life jacket is?"
I sighed, why hadn't I noticed her so incomprehensible before?
Back in the cabin, all 100 seats were occupied by the bride, and as far as I could see, each tutu took up an average of 2 seats. Most of the grooms stood in the aisle of the ship's side, some smoked and some chatted, and there were two people selling Amway, and they handed out business cards when they saw people, which fully reflected the current situation of urban young people who are not easy to live and the spirit of tenacious hard work.
Xu Xiaoman stood in place, raised his left foot and swayed, his left foot landed, and he raised his right foot to shake, which was tired of standing for a long time.
There was not a single empty seat in the cabin, so I walked to the door of the VIP room, and as soon as I twisted the doorknob, the door opened directly.
There's no one in there!
Hurriedly beckoned Xu Xiaoman to come in and sit down.
"Hehe, you're so smart. ”
"That is, who is your husband and me. ”
As soon as he said a few words, the door to the VIP room opened, and a bride with a wedding dress that was obviously larger and more gorgeous than the other brides walked in.
Seeing the two of us, she sneered and said, "It turned out to be you!"
"Ah, it's us......" I was stunned by her opening.
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