Xu Cheng still didn't believe Yang Yiru's words, and the next morning, when Yang Yiru was cooking in the kitchen, Xu Cheng sat in the living room cutting fruit and eating it, looking at Yang Yiru's shadow in the kitchen while thinking about his thoughts idly. complete works

Suddenly, he had an idea, and remembered what Yang Yiru said, they are part of each other, since Yang Yiru will cry when he cries, then Yang Yiru can also empathize with him if he is injured

So, Xu Cheng looked at the fruit knife in his hand, and suddenly made a cut in his palm, and as a result, the blood drained out, Xu Cheng frowned and immediately pointed to his acupoint to prevent the blood from continuing to flow out, and there was a hot pain in his palm.

Xu Cheng didn't care, but looked at whether Yang Yiru felt it.

Yang Yiru came up with a dish and put it on the table, and was surprised when she saw the blood draining from Xu Cheng's hand: "What are you doing" Suddenly, Yang Yiru seemed to realize something, and after seeing through Xu Cheng's intentions, she frowned and glanced at him: "You can't be a self-experiment, do you feel pain?"

Xu Cheng found that she was actually looking at herself with idiotic eyes, and quickly denied it: "No, I accidentally cut the fruit just now, what do you think?"

"Well, I tell you, only my joys and sorrows will be passed on to you, and you will not pass them on to me. Yang Yiru reminded him.

I'll go you don't say it sooner

Lost a loss, and self-harmed in vain.

Xu Cheng hurriedly ran into the room embarrassedly, and Yang Yiru couldn't help laughing behind him.

When Xu Cheng came out again, after Yang Yiru had already set up the meal, he clapped his hands: "It's started;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;."

Xu Cheng's right hand was bandaged with a white cloth, and when he saw that Yang Yiru had already moved his chopsticks, he pouted: "Can you help me?"

"What are you doing" Yang Yiru looked at him in surprise.

Xu Cheng coughed: "The palm of my hand is broken." ”

"Well deserved. Yang Yiru glanced at him, and then asked angrily: "How can I help?"

"Serve me some food. Xu Cheng said angrily.

"Oh. Yang Yiru stretched out her chopsticks to fill the same phone dish in his bowl, and then she ate it with a very dignified and elegant mouthful.

After eating for a while, seeing that Xu Cheng didn't move his chopsticks, she asked, "You don't eat"

Xu Cheng was about to go berserk: "I said that my palm was broken, is your brain made of tofu, I can't move the chopsticks, I said, how do you want me to eat?"

Yang Yiru rolled her eyes: "Then why don't you just say that I can feed you?"

Xu Cheng lowered his head as if he was embarrassed, Yang Yiru saw this man with such an expression for the first time, and laughed a little funny: "Is it difficult to say that I am your wife?"

"Forget it, I'll eat it myself. Xu Cheng's temper came up, so he simply ran to the kitchen and got a spoon and scooped it up with his left hand to eat.

Yang Yiru ate it and watched Xu Cheng eat with her hands on her cheeks, feeling very satisfied.

Of course, Xu Cheng felt her gaze on him, he raised his head when he was about to eat, wiped the oil-stained soup from the corner of his mouth, and said: "I think we should make it clear, although what you said has not been confirmed to be right, but the actual situation is that I don't understand you at all, I mean, don't be self-righteous and always treat me as your husband, and then do too much in some men and women to make an embarrassing scene between us?"

Yang Yiru didn't quite understand, and nodded: "What are the specific manifestations?"

Xu Cheng thought for a while, and said: "For example, if you can't enter my room at will, of course I can't enter your room; for example, outside or on any other occasion, you are not allowed to come up and hook your shoulders at every turn; for example, when you talk to me outside, you are not allowed to always look at me with your affectionate eyes, so that the outside world will mislead the outside world into thinking that we really have an inexplicable relationship; Also, you usually pay attention to your clothes at home, especially at night, and don't be too revealing to make me feel that you are seducing me." ”

Yang Yiru wondered: "I usually wear those sets of transparent pajamas when I am with Su Chen. ”

Xu Cheng said loudly: "That's Su Chen, I'm Xu Cheng, you have to figure it out, don't treat this place as if there are no outsiders, wear such an empty t and skirt anytime and anywhere, remember to add safety pants \ chest or something." ”

"Oh. Yang Yiru pouted: "I know, which means that I have to treat you as an outsider."

Xu Cheng nodded: "We are not familiar with each other. ”

Yang Yiru asked again: "That means, I don't have to help you wash your clothes."

Xu Cheng: "This, oops, it's not like I don't give you living expenses or anything, don't you understand this?"

Yang Yiru sneered, and then asked innocently: "Then how do you know that I am empty when I wear T and when I wash the dishes, are you peeking at my skirt behind my back?"

Xu Cheng hurriedly denied: "How is it possible?"

He said with a righteous face: "Am I that kind of person?"

Yang Yiru asked again: "Then why can you say such a correct angle?"

"I don't know what you're talking about. Xu Cheng hurriedly lifted the bowl and solved the rest of the soup in one gulp, then wiped his mouth and immediately walked to the room, not forgetting to turn around and shout after taking a few steps: "Remember to wash the dishes." ”

Yang Yiru said with a smile: "Do you know why my T is so empty, because these are all the clothes you wore before, I collected them and then wore them when I was at home for leisure." ”

"Whatever. Xu Cheng walked into the room after speaking.

Yang Yiru ate some food in small bites, and then opened the door, the fat man had been waiting outside for a long time, and when he saw that she hadn't spoken, Yang Yiru smiled at him: "Fat man, I regret it, you better live back on your first floor, it's still that price, 10 times"

"Hmph, I even have soap ready, do you think you want to buy me with your 10 times the rent price, I tell you the beauty, you are belittling my personality, if I compromise, it is equivalent to compromising with this money-worshipping society, then what is my fat man's day?"

Yang Yiru rolled her eyes: "20 times"

The fat man immediately smiled: "Sister, do you want me to bring up those salutes downstairs for you?"

Yang Yiru nodded: "Tap." ”

"Okay, don't worry. The fat man rolled down the stairs.

When Yang Yiru returned to the kitchen, the long-distance phone rang.

It was the phone number of Gubao Linda.

"Hey Linda. ”

"Young grandma, the little lady can't be coaxed anymore, she wants to come to you, the castle is up and down to take her out of line, she can cry 24 hours a day, I guess she will never see you again, our castle will be flooded with gold." Linda grumbled.

Yang Yiru exhaled: "Okay, then you can send that little guy here for me." ”

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