Chapter 81: Don't play with it
Li Donglin feels that there are one or two confidants in life
"H Friends and Dogs" is really good, talking together, amused, you can be freed from the dark state of mind---- it's just that occasionally in the middle of the night, Li Donglin's dream will still see the girl who once briefly lit up his life, and then disappeared quickly, that small and exquisite, delicate face, cute character, how nostalgic it is--- New Year's Day party, this Brother Biao, and Brother Kaijie are still on fire!
It turns out that this Fan Kaijie is quite talented in conceiving sketch design, and he mentioned before that he likes --- Water Margin, and at this time, he made up a modern version
The postquel of "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" --- And, Brother Biao's body, of course, played Wu Song! Brother Kaijie played the second shopkeeper--, and the whole story is like this----- in the sketch, traveling to the modern era
As a result, he was fascinated by the poison given by the offspring of the tiger, that is, the shopkeeper, and fell down all of a sudden, but this Biao brother supported the ground with both palms, his body was unusually straight, and he fell down so straight and straight, like a flagpole, and he was all surprised when he saw it.
Brother Kaijie's classic line is: "Wu Song, do you remember? Back then, you killed my parents, took my wife and children, our tiger family almost broke the incense because of you, fortunately I had a big life and survived, today I gave you a daughter red, it was poisoned, I didn't expect it, Wu Song, you still claim that you are not drunk in eighteen bowls, those three bowls are not enough, and now it is a bowl that wants you m! Let you taste x debt x today!"
Brother Kaijie's group has a deep hatred of the sea and acts quite like that, the girls in the class laugh when they hear what Kaijie said, it seems that he still has a face with a relatively talented comedy, this is different
"Tiger Revenge" really made the two of them famous at school! Since then, Brother Kaijie has one more -- "Tiger Head."
In the winter, sometimes he still sleeps on a bare bed? When he leaned forward and lay down, his palms supported the ground, he only felt that the ground of the entire classroom was shaken, but his face did not change in the slightest! Suddenly, he was favored by many girls and children, cheering! It made him really happy in his heart--- but, although he paid 30,000 yuan z school fee, Brother Biao seems to still know nine out of ten on xuex, and the rest --- don't know anything---- for him, he doesn't care about learning ---- at all, and his mind is eating, drinking, and having fun, and at this time he is obsessed with a certain --- ww novel---, what is the name of the book "Very C Very A" , written by a person named the second generation of the fishman, with a very chic pen name - when he was in a self-study class, he was happily telling Li Donglin about the particularly funny plot in it, and the latter brought a little
The fragment of "S Color", only to hear Li Donglin also follow him with high interest, almost laughed out loud--- but this scene was seen by the physics teacher in their class, and this physics teacher was the previously mentioned senior high school freshman, Zheng Gongtao, Zhou Mahao's homeroom teacher,
"Black-faced Bao Gong
---Before Li Donglin could react, Liu Minghao had already walked in front of him, his eyes were bigger than a bull's eye, Li Donglin felt that he could really fight with Bu Duanchang! Then, Li Donglin's chest was slapped three times, and Li Donglin only felt that his chest was shaken and sulked, but he could perceive that he did not exert all his strength--- otherwise, he might spit out on the spot------ his thick and powerful voice in his ear remembered: "Will you stand up? Li Donglin, who was still sitting, immediately jumped up as if reflexively, and almost arched the desk---
"I see you, you're going to become a sperm, right?" His voice was so loud that he only felt that the windows of the entire classroom shook a few times----, Li Donglin didn't know how many pairs of eyes were staring at them, he felt at the moment, this time, it was embarrassing and embarrassing---- in his own opinion, from a well-behaved and good student, mixed === is about to become a fine!
Li Donglin shook his head like a rattle---
"I've heard of you before, you're a good seedling, but, a good seedling, if you don't mix with people-------, go to mix!
"I have hope for you, and I am polite! I think you are still worthy of my good discipline and discipline! Some people don't need to be disciplined, because it's useless to discipline them, people have no face, trees have no bark, and a hundred laws are difficult to cure! If I find you again, I won't be lenient if such a situation occurs---,!" He snorted angrily, turned away---- Li Donglin nodded heavily---, Wu Biao was not mentioned from beginning to end?
Obviously, isn't it Wu Biao who is insinuating in his words? This is the first time that Li Donglin has learned this one
After he left, Brother Biao slapped the table: "He's a son, this scum--- who is scolding Huai, who is he talking about?" Li Donglin persuaded: "He didn't say anything, he said you-------,
"The two of us made mistakes, he only criticized you, the implication is not very clear?nn, szi wait, don't fall into my hands one day, I'll pick him up well-------
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"Brother Biao, you have such a hot temper, aren't you afraid that he will hear it?"
"Hmph, what do you hear? I don't think I haven't ---- with a physical education teacher of about 200 pounds?
"Bullishness!@
Li Donglin gave two thumbs up to his fellow table! vent, vent, brag, brag, since this Biao brother's two front teeth
"Honorably laid off", in fact, his temper has been restrained a lot--- Li Donglin remembers that since his father passed school, although he has followed
Brother Biao who "doesn't do business".
"h", but, academic performance, has never fallen, every step of the way, the last exam in the second year of high school, stunned to the fourth --- of the class, so that the homeroom teacher is also pleased--- one day, at night, the three of them, walking back to the dormitory, Li Donglin told them some things about himself and Gu Mengyao, as a result, both of them were sorry--- Brother Biao shouted: "Hmph, that Sun Zhigao, what a good little girl with a little white face---, just like that, he was so harmed!" One day, when I see him, I have to clean him up!" Brother Kaijie echoed: "Yes, that's a relief, it can be regarded as revenge for his hatred for Donglin's --- horizontal knife and ---!" Li Donglin, originally thought that they were just talking about it, and they had a good time, but they didn't think that a few days later, the opportunity really came--- Brother Kaijie, once in the county small commodity market, shopping, happened to meet this Sun Zhigao, in a few words, he set out the address of another high school where he was, as well as the location of the dormitory, it was really pretending to be quite similar, so he sent the fellow to see the fellow, with tears in his eyes, and shook off his own family background!
The most infuriating thing is ----- this guy, although he has migraine symptoms, actually bewitched a naïve girl so quickly?
As a result, one evening, on Sun Zhigao's way back to the dormitory, he was about to arrive at the dormitory building, and his two arms blocked his way!
The owner of the arm said: "Brother Zhigao, I haven't seen you for a long time, let's go, let's find a place to catch up on the old days--" Sun Zhigao took a closer look for no reason, and then joked: "It turned out to be Kaijie, Wu Biao, you two, come to see me and don't say hello in advance, I can find a hotel, and then our brothers will have a good time---
"Are there any beautiful women?
Kaijie wondered
"Of course there is, of course there is, there are big ones, haha---" When it comes to beauties, this kid is like a stimulant---
"Otherwise, let yours be your new love."
", accompany our brothers well?" Wu Biao played with taste
"What do you mean?" Sun Zhigao realized that they were not right, and he hid his smile in his ---
"It's boring, we have a good brother, he especially wants to see you, what's the matter, Young Master Sun, come with us?" Brother Kaijie bluntly looked at Sun Zhigao, the posture of these two people, and knew that he couldn't go if he didn't go---
"Okay, this makes me curious---, who will it be?" So, in a Y--A corner of their dormitory building, the three of them walked over, Li Donglin took out a small flashlight, pressed it to his chin, opened it at once, and the whole G face --- that Sun Zhigao, when he saw it, he was so frightened that his soul was almost gone: "Mom---, ghost----! "He was still about to howl wolf, but his mouth was covered by Wu Biao fiercely, and he said in his ear: "Don't scream, call again, drop your teeth out ---" As soon as he heard this, it really worked, he didn't scream, he reacted, it wasn't a ghost, he saw a familiar one
The face of the "old love" ---
"Li Donglin, what do you mean, you're here to tease me, right?"
"I don't have the heart to tease you---, just now, are you afraid? This time it's fake, next time it may be true---" Li Donglin's tone was cold for no reason
"I don't ---, I don't understand---" Sun Zhigao at this time was so frightened that he trembled---
"You still don't understand?" Gu Mengyao, this girl, our classmate, used to be the person we used to work together!
When Sun Zhigao heard this, he was a little discouraged, and he couldn't believe it--
"In this world, there is no impermeable wall! If people don't know, unless you don't do it! You kid, if you do something wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door! For the sake of the future, don't let more good girls be harmed by you, it's better to do a good deed today, cut the grass and eradicate the roots----! Li Donglin's tone became more and more cold
"What do you ---, you want?" he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants--
"Didn't you get a stick on the head, or --- the "brother" below you
"How about another stick?" "Don't --- don't ---, you, spare --- spare me this time, I didn't expect to meet that crazy E person at that time!"
Moreover, I, and my family, have already paid the price----!
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"But you don't repent----
"Smack, an unusually loud slap in the face, C on Sun Zhigao's face---
"Spare you this time, I slapped Gu Mengyao for me! It is also a lesson for you---, you remember for me--- I don't care if you are true or fake, but you remember it for me--- you must not play with girls!" After Li Donglin finished speaking, he called Kaijie and Wu Biao, and the three of them strode away, leaving Sun Zhigao with frightened eyes and trembling body, and then, his center of gravity was unstable, lying on the ground, looking for the glasses that were knocked away--
"Donglin, I didn't expect you to get up, it's really not an ordinary hen!" Kaijie sighed, because he had never seen Li Donglin like this, in his impression, Li Donglin has always been more easy-going and angry---
"What Kaijie said is yes, that scene just now almost scared me----, I thought you were going to really f-him? It turned out to be to scare him, haha!" Wu Biao continued
"I didn't expect that in this case, I would be abnormal, but I can't be hot-headed and desperate!
Li Donglin said to himself and the other two, nodded, they walked quickly to their school, and before the lights went out, they had to go back to the dormitory over the wall, once they were found by the ----, they couldn't eat and walk!