Chapter 50: Wrestling with the Empress
The one who cares more about Cao Cao's dating results than me is probably the empress.
When I spoke to Cao Cao, she always sat next to her, silent.
Until Cao Cao said to her, "Can you not introduce her to other blind dates first?"
Then the Empress spoke, "Of course. In fact, she just called, saying that she is not suitable for you, and hopes to continue to help her arrange a blind date tomorrow, I said that I will talk about it tomorrow, and I did not promise her. ”
The answer is about to come out, and Xiao Qiao's identity as a liar is basically confirmed.
Cao Cao slapped his right palm with his left fist in annoyance, "It would be good to meet her earlier, perhaps, she wouldn't have to do these things." ”
The upstairs bar began to serve customers one after another, and the music became more and more intense, so I simply dragged Cao Cao up and pushed him up to the stairs, and said: "Get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows, Brother Cao, you go up and drink some, I'll find a way for you to do this." ”
Cao Cao just wanted to say something, but I patted my chest and said, "You can rest assured that I will do something!"
In the end, Cao Cao didn't say anything, and went upstairs in a muffled voice.
As soon as he left, I pulled the Empress into the cubicle again, and said with a smile: "Grandma has already studied the information of this little Joe, right? ”
I don't know if it's because of the lighting, her face was slightly red, and she said with a smile: "This Xiao Qiao, whose real name is Zhou Ruonan, is one of my more active customers here, and judging from her dates, she prefers men with a well-formed career." ”
"If you have a successful career, you don't have anything to do with Brother Cao, how could you arrange for Brother Cao to go on a blind date with her?"
"Don't mention it, people are not as good as heaven. Wu Zetian waved his hand and said depressedly: "I didn't think it was the type she liked anyway, it didn't matter if she went, and she didn't get along." ”
"Tut-tut, harem methods, it's played in the TV series, when the emperor chose concubines, did you pick some types that people didn't like?"
"It's all a matter of the previous life, what are you doing with it," the empress was exposed by me, and she felt uncomfortable for a moment, and then said calmly: "Don't just talk about me, I will find a way to stabilize this Zhou Ruonan in the next few days, and if it doesn't work, I will arrange for Ximen Qing to pretend to be a gentleman and go on a blind date with her, and hang her first." "The Empress said lightly, and she had a posture of killing a bunch of rivals in love every minute, and I even wanted to mourn for Zhou Ruonan's classmates for a while.
No matter how exquisite you are, whether you were the goddess of Cao Cao in your last life, and provoked people who shouldn't be messed with! Is there a woman in Chinese history who can wrestle with Wu Zetian?
Hehe.
Cao Cao was very drunk that night, and when I went upstairs to look for him, he was putting a paw on Xu Xiaoman's shoulder, and shouted in a sharp voice: "We women, we have to find a man who is a gentleman, the only man I admire the most in history is Cao Cao!"
Xu Xiaoman was slightly drunk, and teased Cao Cao with a smile and asked, "Sisters, to tell you the truth, what do you like about him?"
"Smack!" Cao Cao said in a thick and rough voice on a row of tables: "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition!"
After saying that, he fell unconscious on the sofa.
I stepped forward and hugged Xu Xiaoman and said, "Yes, you, have one more sister." ”
"Brother Cao is really out of love, right?" Xu Xiaoman took a sip of beer and said, "I can see that he is very sad in his heart." ”
"Isn't it, lovelorn and disappointed, why don't you let him sleep in your box tonight?"
……
Downstairs, Ximenqing was completely abused by Huang Chao and lost his temper - the two of them competed to sweep mines.
At this time, the empress walked behind Ximenqing and said cordially: "Little brother, do me a favor tomorrow." ”
Ximenqing immediately dropped the computer, "What else do we say to help, grandma has something to say." ”
Wu Zetian roughly explained the date situation on Cao Cao's side, and said, "It seems that you have to meet that little Qiao." ”
"Hey, I'll just say, I should have let me go from the beginning according to the plan I provided. Grandma don't worry, this is on me!"
Wu Zetian hesitated and said: "Tomorrow you want to play the role of a gentleman, that is, the young master of a rich family, can you?"
Ximenqing smiled very sincerely, "Grandma, what do you mean, let me play the role in my true colors?"
Ximenqing's goal is only one: to make Zhou Ruonan, that is, Xiao Qiao, fall in love with him, at least, for the time being, the money in his pocket.
This is not a difficult thing for Ximenqing, so the next morning, I ordered 2,000 yuan at the cashier and stuffed it into my wallet, solemnly and painfully handed the wallet and a mobile phone to Ximenqing, and He Shen simply taught him how to use currency and mobile phones.
I heard what He Shen said next to me: See, this dress on my body, Xiaoyuan bought it for me, 20 yuan a piece, if you give someone 50, don't forget to find 30 back......
Our Ximenqing classmate just went to do the task.
I always felt that something was missing, and when he left, I remembered that I forgot to tell him how to swipe the card, and I didn't give the password, and I couldn't help but worry again: I didn't know if the money was enough.
It's another long day of waiting, and I feel like I'm about to become a resentful woman.
After dinner, Cao Cao and I sat on the sofa with a cigarette in our mouths, and Cao Cao spoke first and muttered, "I hope Simon doesn't look down on her." ”
"Where can I look down on you and save the runaway girl with you?" I pretended to be calm.
When Ximen Qing came back, Cao Cao bounced up from the sofa, ran over in three steps and two steps and asked, "How is it?"
Ximen Qing first reassured: "Brother Cao, don't worry, nothing special happened today, just ate two meals, went shopping for a while, and bought her some clothes." ”
Cao Cao sat down again, and after a while, he finally mustered up the courage to ask, "That...... She likes you now...... Is it?"
It's a painful thing for any man, seeing the goddess fall in love with someone else, and all this is designed with his own participation.
"I don't like it," Ximenqing replied quite firmly, and explained: "In her eyes, I may be too stingy." ”
"Stingy?" I wondered, "How much did you spend on the money you were given this morning?"
Ximenqing shrugged and said: "It's all spent, He Shen lied to me, where is the 20 yuan a piece of clothes? Today, just bought her a dress, and the money you gave me was all spent, and she still wanted a bag, I can only tell the truth, the money is gone." ”
I took a long puff of cigarette and asked, "Where are you going?"
"What deer is coming?...... Oh, why did I forget the name of that place...... That's right! I remembered!
The shopping mall on the 1st to 6th floors of the Julu Building, which is equivalent to the Manhattan we have here, can only be described in one word - expensive.
"Where did she take you?"
Ximenqing nodded and did not answer.
Brother Cao said with a dark face: "Xiaoyuan, I owe you this money, and I will make money to pay you back in the future." ”
"Come on, Brother Cao, if you are determined to go all the way to the dark, brother, I can only accompany you, as long as you can save Xiao Qiao, it doesn't matter how much it costs. ”
I did have this thought, but when I took the shriveled wallet handed by Ximenqing, my hand still shook involuntarily.
At this moment, Cao Cao's mobile phone rang.
WeChat!
The message was just three simple words: Did you sleep? followed by a mischievous expression.
Cao Cao also strengthened his determination to save Xiao Qiao, no longer hesitated, and immediately replied: Not yet, what about you?
The other party replied quickly, and it was three words: I miss you.
Damn! After some comparison, I found that Cao Cao can squeeze out more oil and water!
Amitabha, the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, starve their bodies, strain their muscles and bones, and empty their wallets!