Chapter 971: No Brains

As soon as he walked, the salted fish was obviously nervous, his eyes were looking at the sky, his beard was thrown wildly, and he hummed: "Master, if you go again, you will go to the edge of the cliff, what are you doing there?" I think that in such a good weather, we should sit in the courtyard and listen to you talk about the Dharma. ”

As soon as these words came out, the monkey and the lone wolf looked over and felt that what he said made some sense. But looking at Fang Zheng again, Fang Zheng didn't seem to look at them at all, didn't speak, just walked slowly and leisurely.

Seeing that Fang Zheng didn't look back, Xianyu immediately said: "Master, I suddenly have an idea, I think our temple ......"

"Salted fish, the creek is a little blocked. Go and remove the stone in front of you. Fang Zheng pointed to a stone in the creek and said.

When Xianyu heard this, his expression suddenly froze, and he hurriedly said, "Master, don't you think there is a stone in the creek that looks good? ”

Fang Zheng said: "Move away, put it in this eyesore." ”

When the salted fish heard this, he quickly bent over and hunched over, knocked on his fish bones, and coughed: "Ahem...... Oops, the fish is old, the body is not good, such a big stone, hey...... Ahem......"

Before Fang Zheng could speak, he heard the lone wolf scream: "Look at your breath, isn't it just for you to move a stone? Why are you talking so much nonsense? Look at you like this, forget it, this wolf will help you!"

After saying that, the lone wolf flicked his tail, did not give the salted fish a chance to refuse, and rushed directly into the stream and lifted the stone.

Seeing this scene, Salty Fish covered his face and scolded in his heart: "This stupid dog, do you have a brain? Did I ask you to help? What are you so enthusiastic about? It's over...... It's over......"

Almost at the same time, the lone wolf and the monkey also cried out, "So much to eat?!"

Then the monkey stepped forward and said, "Master, our temple has been losing rice and vegetables lately, but I didn't expect it to be buried here." ”

The lone wolf also came over, shook his head and said, "Master, what should I do? I don't know who did it." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone, including Salted Fish, collectively gave the lone wolf a fool's look, and I don't know who did it? What about your brain?

Salted fish muttered in his heart: "Forget it, this stupid dog has no brains at all! I forgive him, hey......"

I knew that I couldn't hide, but I couldn't figure it out, how did this thief and bald man know what he was stealing? How did he know where he was hiding? Could it be that someone else told him? But he was the only fish in the entire One Finger Temple!

Xianyu couldn't figure it out, but he understood one thing, he was going to be miserable today! Xianyu hurriedly stepped forward, wiped his tears, and said pitifully: "Master, you can't blame me, my rations are so small, I'm still a child, I'm growing my body, can't I eat more?"

Hearing this, the monkey and the lone wolf directly gave him a big white eye? You are an old immortal who has lived for I don't know how many years, and you call yourself an ancestor every day. Now it's okay to pretend to be cowardly, but can you be careful?

You're still a kid? You're still in shape?

Sure enough, Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish with a smile and said, "Why don't you say that you haven't been born yet?"

As a result, Salted Fish said seriously: "Actually, when we were not born, everyone swam with one tail, and I still do this now...... I wasn't born...... Right?"

When Salted Fish said this, he was a little weak.

Seeing that this guy was so stubborn, Fang Zheng patted his head and said, "The sea of bitterness is boundless, and turning back is the shore." But it seems that you are swimming in the sea of suffering. In that case, you can continue swimming. The salted fish will be starved for three days! Unless you have made meritorious service in three days, you will be starved for three days!"

After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he walked away with his hands behind his back.

When Xianyu heard this, he immediately exclaimed with a bitter face: "Master, you can't do this, you will starve me to death!

"Do you dare to say that you have a long body...... No, if you dare to object again, you will be punished for one more day!"

Salted fish immediately shut up when he heard this, although three days is a long time, the key is to be able to make meritorious contributions, as long as he does it well, he should not starve to death.

Regardless of the salted fish, Fang Zheng looked at the monkey and the lone wolf again, although the monkey was not restless, but as he read more and more scriptures, he became more and more like a Buddha monkey. Although naughty, it is not enough to make a big mistake.

The lone wolf has been following Fangzheng all the time, and there is no chance to make mistakes.

Seeing it this way, the Yizhi Temple was cleaned up by him, and he was suddenly in a very smooth mood, humming a little song and going back to the meditation room.

Seeing that Fang Zheng was gone, several disciples behind him immediately got together.

"What the hell is going on? Who betrayed me?" exclaimed Salted Fish, grieved.

"Who betrayed you? I want to ask if you betrayed Jingkuan. Lone Wolf asked.

Salted fish rolled his eyes and said, "How is it possible!"

"Then what's going on? How do I feel like Master's eyes are swept over, and my whole body seems to be seen through?" the monkey muttered.

The lone wolf and the salted fish also nodded, and they felt the same way.

At this time, the red boy and the squirrel returned, and when they saw the three of them together, they also came together. Everyone told Red Boy and Squirrel about it. The squirrel said with a look of grievance: "I really doubt that the master has arranged spies in the temple." ”

Red Boy shook his head and said, "Impossible, I think our master may have another magical ability to distinguish lies." ”

"New supernatural powers?" said several little ones in unison.

The red boy said: "That's right, it's a new supernatural power, in short, starting today, if you make a mistake again, then quickly admit it." When the province is asked, it will be miserable......"

A few little guys nodded one by one, and at the same time said with a bitter face: "Hey, Master is getting more and more powerful, how are you going to live these days?"

No matter how many of them are, at this moment, Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and checked his Weibo here.

Sure enough, after the previous wave of overwhelming advertisements under the accident, countless people flocked to him, and the number of his fans reached 1.2 million!

The following messages are tens of thousands, and I can't read them.

You don't have to watch it, as long as you know that this matter is on fire, and the news is passed on.

Look at WeChat again, sure enough, there is also a red message in WeChat. Most of them came to shout 666, and some came to inquire about the situation.

Especially Jing Yan directly asked for Fangzheng, and there was news that did not notify her first. Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and quickly explained to Jing Yan.

At the same time, Li Xueying also left a message for him, and this message even surprised Fang Zheng, because: "Master, there is a local tyrant sponsorship, after the New Year, all the materials will go up the mountain!"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately smiled, and after waiting for a long time to expand the Yizhi Temple, he was finally getting closer, happy!

After replying one by one, Fangzheng received a call from the village head, Wang Yougui.