No. 379: I am a man who eats soft rather than hard
When boiling medicine at night, Yang Yiru asked while helping: "Who taught you these skills?"
Who knew that Xu Cheng suddenly paused, and his eyes were a little confused: "I don't know either." ”
"I don't know this, I don't know that, so what do you know," Yang Yiru continued to ask.
"I only know that my name is Xu Cheng, and I want to be a person who punishes adultery and eliminates evil and maintains all unstable factors in this world, and I also want to save lives and help the wounded, and go alone. ”
Yang Yiru blinked her eyelashes: "Don't you have any ideals in life, or marry a wife and have children?"
"No, I have compassion and the ability to distinguish between good and bad, but I find that I don't seem to have the ability to distinguish between ugliness and beauty. Xu Cheng smiled slightly.
Yang Yiru was secretly slightly startled.
"Don't you think it's weird" Xu Cheng smiled bitterly: "Doctors don't heal themselves, this sentence is not wrong at all, I have a strange medical skill, but I have two strange diseases that I can't cure myself." ”
"Which two weird problems" Yang Yiru knew that her question was a little abrupt, and asked weakly: "Can you tell me about it?"
"Yes, it's not a big deal, at least I don't think you're bad. Xu Cheng smiled slightly: "The first strange problem is that I don't have the ability to distinguish between ugliness and beauty, in my eyes, it seems that women give me only one feeling, that is, they are generally weaker than men." ”
Yang Yiru was secretly surprised: "What about the second one?"
"This second one is even stranger. Xu Chengshu laughed: "It's that sometimes my mood is inexplicably bad, and many times it is depressed, for example, I cry inexplicably, I am very normal, but tears keep changing and will flow out, don't you say it's strange"
Yang Yiru was shocked in her heart, and her face was slightly solemn. complete works
"Especially in the past month or two, I can dry all my tears in one day, I can cry more than a woman, but this time is much better, but I can't control the tears that day. ”
Yang Yiru was stunned, she touched her chest, and said secretly in her heart: Is it because your heart is here, so my joys, sorrows, and sorrows will be passed on to you
"What's wrong with you" Xu Cheng asked in a daze when he saw Yang Yiru.
"Nothing, nothing. Well, I'm going to cook, you're busy. After Yang Yiru finished speaking, she left the living room and ran to the kitchen, she leaned against the wall with her back to Xu Cheng, touched her heart and muttered: "The first two months were the days when I missed you with tears every day. ”
The next day, Xu Cheng came to the Western General Army in the suburbs with 60 tablets of ointment in a plastic bag, and several armed soldiers with guns stood guard at the door, Xu Cheng grinned at them: "Send the ointment." ”
The two soldiers came over to search Xu Cheng's body, and only let him go after he was fine, and one guy didn't forget to remind him: "Ask for more blessings, buddy." ”
Xu Cheng smiled at him: "Why remind me"
The guy standing guard laughed: "Because of the guy you knocked out, I wanted to beat him a long time ago, but I just couldn't beat him." But I didn't say anything. ”
This is the wisdom of self-preservation.
"Thank you. Xu Cheng still thanked him, and then went in with the ointment.
The base camp of the military region is a large open-air training place, there is a jungle near which you can train and scout at any time, there are beaches and water, anyway, there are materials that can allow soldiers to train in any harsh environment, Xu Cheng probably took a look, and he was not in a hurry to send the ointment, after he looked around, he saw that the huge playground was full of soldiers basking in the sun, and several instructors were giving them tactical lessons, and seeing that there were inconsequential people watching, the instructor yelled: "Then who are you standing there for?"
Xu Cheng smiled slightly, and didn't continue to listen, but raised his ointment: "Send the medicine." ”
As soon as he said that the medicine was delivered, the more than 200 soldiers who were sitting looked at each other and laughed.
"Isn't it just him, knocking Tie Bing unconscious?"
"It should be him, anyway, someone said that the person who sold the medicine would come over today, I can't see it, this guy is so good at hitting Tie Bing, what are the most capable of beating us here, I heard that he was beaten several times before he even hit someone, and the chief instructor in charge of Tie Bing heard that his nose was crooked. He's a calf protector. ”
"No, you see, the instructor's face has changed. ”
"Deliver the medicine" Sure enough, the instructor said: "Come and get it to me"
Xu Cheng nodded, then walked around a bunch of soldiers and came to the three instructors to hand the medicine to the chief instructor, but instead of Xu Cheng's plastic bag, the chief instructor reached for it, but grabbed his wrist.
Xu Cheng lowered his eyes and looked at the chief instructor.
"I heard that you disciplined my students yesterday," the chief instructor said in a weird manner, "Do you know the name of my Feng Sect Leader?"
Xu Cheng shook his head: "I don't know, but it's really good for you to hold my hand like this?"
"If you don't think it's good, take it back yourself. Feng Jiaotou smiled: "Do you know who the guy you fought yesterday is, he is a good individual soldier of the potential special forces trained by me that I am most proud of, I am usually reluctant to beat him ruthlessly, you actually made him question his own values and life for the first time, you are strangling the good seedlings of the country, understand?"
Xu Cheng also laughed and said: "His temperament is so used to by you, I just told him that this world is very big, don't be a frog at the bottom of the well." ”
"Then it's not your turn to teach me a lesson. Feng Jiaotou's face narrowed slightly.
Xu Cheng wondered: "You said so much, what kind of fart do you want to fart directly, I don't like to go around the bend with you officials, I'm just a rough person who follows the customs." You are also a rough person who practices martial arts, so you can simply talk about it."
Feng Jiaotou said: "Okay, talk quickly, we will have to pay 300 for the ointment in the future." ”
"There's no way to negotiate, isn't it?" Xu Cheng was unhappy: "500 lowest price"
"You're going to figure out where you're now, people have to bow their heads under the roof.300 I can do it. The Wind Sect Head snorted.
"500 I can also fight back lightly, I am a person who eats soft and not hard. Xu Cheng said.
"Why don't you eat soft and not hard," Feng Jiaotou asked him with interest.
"That's all. After Xu Cheng finished speaking, he twitched his hand, and with a little force in the process, he almost threw him from the playground to the beach pool with the hand of the wind sect leader like a shot put.
All the soldiers, as well as the two instructors, opened their mouths wide enough to stuff an egg.
Xu Cheng shook his hand and said disgustingly: "What kind of hand are the old men holding hands, it's really hard for labor and management to distinguish between ugly women and beautiful women, but I can still distinguish ugly men, okay?"
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