482, crazy old lady
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At this moment, Zhou Yun is also close to speechless, these guys are really getting older and more crazy, listening to Cai'er and their good sisters said that on the way from the outer door to the inner door, they set up a robbery team, a robbery team, a robbery team, and a robbery team, almost all of them are excited old men and old ladies in the robbery team, like the craftsman king, who is not even in the team at this age, and a few old ladies who are close to 100 years old have become the main force in the team, and I don't know if they have been bandits when they were young, looking for targets, selecting valuable prey, robbing and plundering, loading and transporting away, The distribution of the stolen goods and the sale of the stolen goods are almost a one-stop operation, and the looted treasures in this group of people are actually only one-tenth of the robbery, and the others have already been transported down the mountain in several batches.
In the tearful and eager eyes of several old ladies, Zhou Yun's teeth were almost sore, and after nodding fiercely, several old ladies brought a full set of farm tools and equipment to the field.
At the same time, just as the four elders wanted to see what the human figure behind them looked like, four old ladies with extremely large tonnage and full of savage jumped in front of them.
"Stinky old man, is it ticklish?" said several old ladies giggling at them.
The four elders were full of confusion, and just as they couldn't help but laugh, the four arrogant old ladies rushed over in a swarm.
"Boom!" After a sudden explosion, the four elders suddenly became smoking bird's nest people.
"Let you look down on our old woman, eat a pineapple bomb to adjust the taste!" "The pineapple bomb is actually a kind of firecracker that teases people, but after the baptism of the other side, the power can be said to be a thousand times greater, and the four bombs with full weight were thrown at once, which completely angered the four guys in an instant.
"Eat me on the knee!" Elder Fang Yuan was the first to lose his patience, took off a pair of shoes that had been blown up in half, and a tiger rolled over and kicked it fiercely.
"Look at me!" An old lady in the middle immediately responded, a crocodile preyed, and an iron pot more than half a meter long was pulled out of nowhere, and with a "snap" volley, it slapped Elder Fang Yuan's face fiercely, Elder Fang Yuan never thought that the other party would actually use such an alternative "sharp weapon" as the iron pot when he fought before, and if he didn't turn around in time, his whole face was immediately red and swollen like a pig's head.
"Look down on me?" the old lady obviously didn't understand her hatred, picked up the iron pot and bombarded his face again, the force and the means were like frying a plate of fried pork liver, but it was hard to believe that Elder Fang Yuan, who had always acted as a vanguard on the battlefield in peacetime, had no ability to resist in the face of an old lady's "iron pot fist" at this moment, and did not make a single move within the hundreds of moves that came and went between the two sides, and was very generous to a full hundred iron pots, and his whole face suddenly swollen to three times the original size.
"Do you see clearly? What the fuck is this?"
"I don't know, when did this iron pot become such a powerful artifact?"
The rest of the elders were stunned almost at the same time, watching Elder Fang Yuan go from screaming to silence, even the fat sect master couldn't help but tremble.
But with the victory of the first old lady, the old man's whistle sounded immediately.
"Look at me! Elder Fang Yuan, you're too fucking embarrassed to disgrace us!" The second person to appear was Elder Di Yuan, although he said so on his lips at the moment, but looking at Elder Fang Yuan who was quickly dragged away, Elder Di Yuan's heart was still quite nervous, and he couldn't help but comfort himself in his heart, this Fang Yuan must have gone too far with a woman, yes, he has always been "guarding himself and being clean" A few old ladies will definitely be able to take it.
Elder Diyuan's single leg splitting can be called a divine skill, and he can split mountains and break stones with one leg, not to mention people, even the continuous mountains can't withstand him a few feet.
The first old lady returned triumphantly, and couldn't help nodding towards the second one, and in the distance, the forehead of the Diyuan elder unconsciously dripped inadvertent beads of sweat, looking at the calm and unhurried appearance, the Diyuan elder shrugged his shoulders fiercely, compared to the other three, he was the most cautious among the three, first to take advantage, and then to suffer a big loss, the Diyuan elder did not hesitate, and slashed at the second old lady with his divine legs.
"Boom!", the force was millions of catties, and a huge hole suddenly appeared on the ground, and the local elder breathed a sigh of relief, and when he was about to finish destroying the myth of this peasant army in one go, between the thick smoke, a figure like a devil made the liver of the earth elder almost tremble.
In the midst of more whistles from a group of old men, the second old lady dusted off her body and began to approach Elder Diyuan, who was about to vomit blood, and the old lady only took an ordinary washboard in her hand.
The defensive ability of the washboard actually beat an artifact that had been refined for several months?Elder Diyuan's brain was completely dizzy.
After trying the iron pot Dafa just now, a new round of incomprehensible washboard skills is gorgeously debuted.
"Didn't you say this is a god's leg? see if I can knock you to death, knock you to death, knock you to death!" The second old lady was powerful, she had the best way to wash clothes in Blacksmith Town, but Elder Diyuan became like a dogskin coat in her hand, and her nosebleeds began to spray out.
"It's terrifying, are they still creatures of the divine realm?" The other two elders didn't dare to say much from the bullshit just now, and a group of senior disciples who had originally become wounded soldiers had already slipped away at this moment, and in the face of this group of terrifying robbers and perverts, the people of Fang Cun Mountain were no different from seeing ghosts.
A few minutes later, the already quite cautious Elder Di Yuan did not wake up after a washboard exercise, and the next Tian Yuan Elder and Mixed Yuan Elder did not dare to jump, and looked at an old lady who walked up to the field again with frightened eyes, and they did not dare to accept it easily at the moment.
"Come here!" the third old lady shouted without saying a word, pointing at the Mixed Yuan Elder.
Elder Mixed Yuan, known as the "Dragon Slaying Elbow", swallowed a mouthful of saliva violently, where is this old lady in front of him, it is simply the devil in the world, after seeing the iron pot fist and washboard skills just now, Elder Mixed Yuan suddenly stared at the white wooden stick in the hand of the third old lady, Elder Mixed Yuan wiped his eyes vigorously, yes, it is the rolling pin used by ordinary people!
Rolling pins? No, that's definitely not a bullshit rolling pin!
Elder Mixed Yuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously, and was stunned for a long time towards the slippery rolling pin, among the four elders, Elder Mixed Yuan definitely belonged to the category of hindsight, perhaps because his brain sometimes couldn't turn around, Elder Mixed Yuan seemed extremely nervous.
"Ahh
After a sound like a firecracker, the eyes of the "Dragon Slaying Elbow" Mixed Yuan Elder almost burst out, and both hands lost consciousness at the same time in an instant, and the Mixed Yuan Elder's heart seemed to be dripping blood, which really confirmed the judgment just now, this thing that seems to be a rolling pin is definitely not a rolling pin, but a weapon with extremely lethal power beyond the artifact!
"Kill!" But the desperate spirit of the Elder Chaoyuan is definitely the strongest among the four, but the direction of his fight is not the direction of movement, and the two old masturbants actually grabbed the chest of the third old lady fiercely, at this moment the old lady did not have much reaction, but enjoyed it quite a bit, but the old men on the opposite side were already thunderous, and even the king of craftsmen followed suit, the reason is naturally quite special, that is, the chest of the third old lady is the fullest, the most rounded, and the most tactile among the many old ladies.
"Plop, plop!" After Elder Mixed Yuan had just grabbed it twice, seven or eight old men rushed up from different directions, and the group beating began under a burst of sticks, leaving only the last Elder Tianyuan with two eyes stupid, too bloody, too perverted, basically dozens of times more than Fang Cun Mountain's torture prisoners, and the white and tender big butt of Elder Mixed Yuan, who had just been warmed by a few beauties, was actually thrust around with a rolling pin at this moment.
Screaming and roaring are even more frequent.
And in the crazy ravages that followed for more than half an hour, the two elders were still occasionally engaged in the fight just now, and the little brother who carried the stretcher or something seemed to be nailed like a piece of wood at the moment, and the poor mixed elder was inserted in the asshole of several evil old men for more than half an hour, and no one helped, and no one dared to help.
"Hmph, it's your turn next, be careful of you!" After a group of old men ravaged him, he couldn't help but warn him fiercely, and at this moment, Elder Tianyuan's psychological defense had begun to loosen.
The appearance of the fourth old lady made Elder Tian Yuan swallow a mouthful of saliva, it was obvious that looking at the good figure and dancing gestures she had maintained so far, she was definitely a sassy person when she was young, but Elder Tian Yuan, who had always been a prophet, soaked half of his clothes in a cold sweat when he saw it for the second time, it was a pair of scissors, it was a pair of scissors with blood, but he knew better where she would cut his body, thinking in his heart, his two hands involuntarily covered his crotch.
"Pretty smart, come on, dead old man!" the fourth old lady walked towards Elder Tian Yuan with a twist of her ass.
Looking at the group of crazy old men who were still gritting their teeth, Elder Tian Yuan subconsciously relaxed his strength, at this moment, where did he dare to use his stunt to lock his throat claws, in case one accidentally grabbed her chest, then he would definitely die worse than Elder Chaoyuan.
"Don't ...... Other...... Big sister, let's discuss and let me go, how about I'll give you whatever you want?"
"Really?" said the fourth old lady with a wink.
"Really, absolutely really!" Elder Tian Yuan was already longing.
"Okay, let me touch you?" said the fourth old lady, staring at him in a daze.
"What? No, then...... That's not going to work!" Elder Tian Yuan glanced at the old men who were staring at him, and hurriedly said.
"What? can't you touch it? It's so stingy, I don't care, if you don't let me touch Zhou Yun, I'll cut you!" the old lady suddenly became interested, it was obvious that Elder Tianyuan was still the most handsome of the four of them.
"Don't, don't, men and women don't kiss, big sister!" said Elder Tian Yuan with a rather reserved expression.
However, the old lady was in hot pursuit, and in desperation, Elder Tian Yuan began to push with his hand, who would have thought that just between you pushing Zhou Yunrang, he only heard a hissing sound of the cloth strip being torn apart, and the fourth old lady's pants were actually torn apart, and Elder Tian Yuan's cheap hand was even more stubbornly grabbed her buttocks.
At this moment, everyone's reactions were different, and the old lady gently pushed him and scolded: "Pervert, you actually pretend to be tender and eat the old lady's tofu!"
And a group of old men rushed forward again, Elder Tian Yuan went completely crazy, and shouted in his mouth: "Heroes, this time I didn't take the initiative to attack, it was...... She posted it, I was forced, forced!"
"Don't talk nonsense with him, scissors!" shouted a group of old men.
"Wow!" After a violent scream, the fat door master who had been standing behind him was already covered with cold sweat.
"I heard that there are several treasure vaults in Fangcun Mountain, and the treasures in the treasure vaults are comparable to the treasury of several countries!" I don't know who shouted easily, and a large group of people laughed at the greedy thief and surrounded the door master who had two fat legs trembling.
The one on the left is holding the golden scissors.
The one on the right is holding a poke stick.
"Smack!" The fat door master finally couldn't stand it anymore, and sat on the ground fiercely, and a meandering "stream" slowly flowed down from the lower gear.
When the four elders all lay down, the fat door master felt that the sky was about to fall, and when the terrifying golden Jiao scissors, washboards, iron pots and other new weapons were threatened, the trembling fat door master was escorted to the deeper cave of the inner gate with two big panda eyes.
The rest of the people who could barely stand up in Fangcun Mountain's instrument gate were forced to accompany them, and a group of peasant soldiers who were extremely excited were frantically waving hoes and shovels everywhere, boom, boom, all directions suddenly shook like thunder, and the fat door master stared at these farm tools with his eyes, and couldn't help but exclaim in his heart, all of them were artifacts, all of them were artifacts, it was terrible.
Fang Cun Mountain Instrument Gate is really as described by a few old farmers in blacksmith town, the inside is definitely surprisingly large, and there are pavilions and pavilions everywhere, gold and jade decorations, just from the outside, it has already made a group of peasant soldiers who have never seen anything big in the world drool, and when they walked to the real inner room, everyone almost without exception would involuntarily scream every time they saw a place, at this moment the fat door owner's heart trembled, those luxurious decorations and inventories are the hard work of several generations of Fang Cun Mountain Instrument Gate, even if it is to buy the city and plunder the land。
After walking for about several miles, the place that had not been moved for hundreds of years seemed to be looted by robbers, and I don't know how these crazy old men and old ladies managed to find so many carriages to pack in such a short period of time, anyway, every step seemed to dig up a piece of fine meat from the fat master, and any resistance at this moment was useless.
However, these plunders are nothing at all, and the words of an old lady in the middle made Zhou Yun almost lose his breath, and he touched the gold artifacts all over his body and said: "Mr. Zhou, in fact, these are not treasures at all, these are almost only a small half of the entire training instrument gate." ”
Zhou Yun has already counted this, they have already counted this, they have estimated that the plundered assets can be worth the income of the entire Shenzhou for several years, a small blacksmith town, the income in this area is also ranked in the middle and lower, if it is not for the iron to do the estimated life would have been poor and unbearable, think about the future everyone can live an emperor-like life, naturally what strange tricks are used, a few old men are even more desperate, the underwear is taken out to load gold bars, touched the two rows of broken teeth, and then don't go to the gold teeth, even the diamond teeth are not a problem。
The fat sect master who only has one breath left seems to be relatively hard in the bones, perhaps it is the same hatred that makes the upper echelons of this group of cultivators all condensed into a rope, although most of the peasant army led by Zhou Yun with extremely strong combat effectiveness has taken the initiative in terms of force, but they seem to have another secret treasure, the more they enter the depths of Fangcun Mountain, the more their faces seem to be filled with sacredness and hope.
Zhou Yun's heart is also stunned, and it seems that he is getting closer and closer to Zhou Yun's goal!
Soon a group of people arrived at the deepest part of Fangcun Mountain, looking at the surrounding decorations and furnishings, it was obvious that this should be the location of the main tombs of the entire Lianqi Gate in the past dynasties, Fangcun Mountain stretches endlessly, even if the main peak alone is amazing, it is conceivable how much manpower and material resources it will cost to build a mausoleum group in the depths of the main peak, not to mention that the deeper it is, it is even more cold and piercing, and the area is almost like the size of the entire blacksmith town, and the four sides of the tomb group are almost speckled with starlight, but this thing looks like a lamp from a distance, and it is all golden sandalwood that is three times more expensive than gold burning day and night, Such a spectacular scene, even Prime Minister Kiel, who has seen the world, did not speak for almost three minutes, not to mention that with the burning of the golden sandalwood, a large group of people can see their own shadows above their heads like a starry sky, looking at the golden and brilliant scene, no one can believe that this is all inlaid with a full pair of gold.
"The gold here can definitely be calculated in 10,000 tons, it's really incredible!" someone sighed excitedly, and at this moment several wide-eyed townspeople had already wiped their hammers and shovels and slew them.
"Boom, boom!"
In the excitement, countless crystal fire points suddenly smashed down on the roof of the cave in the sky, and Zhou Yun fixed his eyes to see that it was not anything else, but countless golden swords made of gold, which were extremely sharp, and several townspeople couldn't dodge, and their round buttocks were stabbed heavily.
The people of Fang Cunshan couldn't help but let out a few cold sounds at this moment, although they were stripped of their clothes and pants, revealing their big fat breasts and fat buttocks, but at this time, they all looked extraordinarily vigorous.
"This doesn't look ordinary!" Zhou Yun knew that the usual tombs must have a lot of mechanisms, although many of them were pediatrics in his eyes, but looking at the legs of a few quickly freezing townspeople, this seemed to be a mysterious formation.
A group of people couldn't help but retreat, and suddenly a huge golden head shape was formed out of thin air in the huge tomb, and the poor fat door master with a scar on his face snorted fiercely, changed his extremely proud expression, and looked at the golden monster in front of him with tears in his eyes.
What made Zhou Yun laugh a little was that the golden head shape was actually as fat and big ears as the fat master.
"Who is so bold as to dare to break into the forbidden area of Fangcun Mountain?" The golden head shape instantly became concave and convex, and the eyes, ears, mouth and nose were also extremely clear, looking at the fat door master's respectful posture, the craftsman king knew that this should be the main god or pioneer of the cultivation sect.
"What are you doing? Do you want to fight alone?" Maybe it was because he was too excited to kill just now, or because he wanted to save face in front of a few old ladies, several old men rushed over very impulsively.
"The little pariahs actually dare to be presumptuous in front of my eyes!" The golden lord god didn't pay any attention to this, and the top of the tomb was immediately golden light, and the three thousand golden swords quickly turned into countless fireballs, the number was so large, and the speed was so fast that people were stunned, where could a few old men block such an attack, and the defensive charm that was originally printed on his body was suddenly burned into ashes, and several old men were immediately defeated.
At this moment, I looked at the old men who were full of smoking birds' nests, and the training instrument door that had been beaten and urinated instantly boiled, and several elders who were covering their swollen faces like pig's heads just now also shouted, of course, the more excited was naturally the fat door owner, and the beauties around him who had fled in panic didn't know when they came, and the wine gold cup also came to their hands.
"You untouchables, this is a sword formation that even the gods can annihilate, just because you can break through, go die, you untouchables!" The fat gate master took a sip of wine fiercely, and began to roar loudly at Zhou Yun, as if to vent all the humiliation he had suffered just now.
"Boom, boom!" Under the attack of the huge sword array, the incomparably tough cold ice land underground was also completely pierced, the super cold qi coupled with the top-level fiery skill, at this moment, whether it was the artifact in the hands of the fat gate master or the hoe in the hands of Zhou Yun, all of them were turned into juice by the strands of fierce wind, and it was conceivable that even the strong man of the hierarchical god would definitely not be able to stop this abyss of ten thousand tribulations at this moment.
The Golden Lord God is laughing loudly!
The fat gate lord and they were also laughing, and the heavenly scale of victory seemed to have reached them in an instant.
"What do you want to do?" Cai'er couldn't help but be surprised, she originally wanted to withdraw with her people first, but she didn't expect Zhou Yun to step forward step by step at this time.
At this moment, everyone, including the Fat Sect Master, was also staring at Zhou Yun's movements.
"I'm going to meet that big pig's head, do you like to stew or fry?" Zhou Yun couldn't help sneering, thinking that it was time to attack.
"You...... What are you talking about?Don't you know that this is the main god of the entire cultivation sect in front of you, and it must not be underestimated, and that fat guy said that this sword array can even destroy the gods!" Cai'er seemed to become very cautious.
"What Lord God! You see that his face is so fat, it is definitely more than a pig's head, and I don't know what they all ate to grow up, and they are fat!" Zhou Yun stared at the golden main god and shook his head. At this moment, Zhou Yun knew very well in his heart that since he had rushed here, there was no room to retreat, only to fight to the end, so he had to fight without fighting at this moment.
At this moment, the originally arrogant main god seemed to be like a ripe eggplant, and his whole body immediately turned purple with anger, not to mention a human being in this world, even the god king did not dare to disrespect him like this, and in front of him was just an ordinary townman, in their eyes, human beings definitely belonged to the most insignificant category. For mobile phone users, please browse M. Reading for a better reading experience.