Chapter 319: The cucumber is broken

Lin Yiyi smiled evilly: "Of course it depends on whether your membrane is still there?"

Lin Xuanxuan's pretty face blushed for a while: "Yiyi, you are so dirty!"

Lin Yiyi was unrelenting, and grinned: "We are all girls, what are we afraid of?

Lin Xuanxuan said: "Don't!"

A sly smile flashed in Lin Yiyi's eyes, and she said, "If you don't want it, you have to ask for it, this girl is going to destroy flowers with her hands today!"

After a fight, Lin Yiyi said, "I'll go get the cucumber!"

Lin Xuanxuan asked innocently, "What are you doing with cucumbers?"

Lin Yiyi rolled her eyes and said, "Of course I used it, it's hard to eat it, it's so stupid!"

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Mo Ran, who was eavesdropping outside the door, almost spurted blood on the spot when he heard such a dirty conversation. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Cucumber?

Lin Yiyi opened the door and saw Mo Ran at the door, and asked curiously, "Oh, cousin, what are you doing here?"

Mo Ran smiled, saw the mobile phone in his hand, and said in a hurry: "The wifi signal in my room is not good, I'll come out to find the signal!"

Lin Yiyi asked suspiciously: "Looking for a wifi signal?"

Mo Ran nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, it's just looking for a wifi signal!"

"Then you can look for it slowly!" After speaking, Lin Yiyi went to the refrigerator to rummage for cucumbers.

"Yiyi, Yiyi!" Mo Ran saw the cucumber in Lin Yiyi's hand, and a very dirty picture immediately appeared in his mind, and he hurriedly ran over.

Lin Yiyi raised her head and asked, "Cousin, why are you calling me?"

In a short period of time, Mo Ran really didn't know, why did she call Lin Yiyi? If she was so dirty, she would definitely not be able to say it.

Lin Yiyi saw that Mo Ran had been staring at the cucumber in her hand, so she grinned evilly and said, "Cousin, do you want to use cucumbers too?"

Mo Ran nodded and said, "Yes!"

Lin Yiyi picked a thick and green cucumber, handed it over, and said, "Cousin, this cucumber is thick and green, it must be easy to use, I'll give it to you!"

After saying that, she took two cucumbers and hopped back to her room.

When she walked to the door, she turned to Mo Ran, who was still stupid, and grinned: "Cousin, you should find a male ticket!"

Mo Ran held a cucumber, thinking about Lin Yiyi's words just now, and began to mess in the wind.

In the room, Lin Yiyi was holding two cucumbers, with an evil smile on her face, teasing a woman from a good family, and Lin Xuanxuan was furious when she saw it.

Lin Yiyi took out a fruit knife, cut two cucumbers into slices, and shouted, "Xuanxuan, come, apply a mask." Cucumber moisturizes and moisturizes the skin, pure natural and pollution-free, much easier to use than cosmetics!"

Hearing Lin Yiyi's words, Lin Xuanxuan breathed a long sigh of relief.

Immediately, she took advantage of Lin Yiyi's inattention, and used her mobile phone to send a text message in the quilt: The fish has bitten the hook!

……

Mo Ran, who was messy in the wind, suddenly felt a little stuffy in the room.

She opened the window and saw that Wang Hao's bastard was still downstairs, so she wanted to go down to find the other party's unhappiness.

Wang Hao had a cigarette in his mouth, one bright and one extinguished, reflecting his slightly vicissitudes of life.

As soon as they met, Mo Ran took the cucumber and smashed it at Wang Hao: "Wang Hao, you bastard!"

Wang Hao was smashed inexplicably, and when he saw that the murder weapon turned out to be a cucumber, he couldn't figure out the situation.

"Mo Da Beauty, what are you crazy about?"

Mo Ran waved the cucumber and said angrily: "Wang Hao, you bastard, the old lady was miserable by you!"

Wang Hao was stunned when he heard this, and asked casually: "You don't have a cucumber, or how can you drop it?"

"Ahh

Wang Hao snatched the cucumber over, sniffed it carefully, and there was no special taste, so he "clicked" and chewed it.

"Mo Da Beauty, that Lin Xuanxuan, did you have any abnormal behavior?"

Mo Ran shook his head and said, "No, but it's still ......."

Wang Hao put down the half-eaten cucumber and asked, "What's wrong with Yiyi?"

Mo Ran was hesitant and vague, which made Wang Hao even more suspicious.

"Mo Da Beauty, you said, it's not your style!"

Mo Ran briefly sorted out his thoughts and whispered, "Yiyi may be a Lala!"

"Poof!" Hearing Mo Ran's words, Wang Hao directly sprayed the cucumber in his mouth.

"Yiyi is a Lala, are you mistaken?"

Mo Ran hesitated for a moment and said, "It should be right, I heard it with my own ears." ā€

After a short pause, she also expressed her opinion: "My cousin's family is very strict with Yiyi, and she is not allowed to find a boyfriend until she becomes an adult. You also know Yiyi's temperament, he is full of curiosity about everything, and he is very rebellious, maybe ......"

Wang Hao chewed the cucumber and muttered indistinctly: "Wow, Lin Xuanxuan's problem girl hasn't been solved, and now there is another problem girl!"

Mo Ran didn't hear Wang Hao's muttering clearly, blinked his eyes, and asked, "What did you just say?"

Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "I didn't say anything, Lin Yiyi is Lala, then Lin Xuanxuan is also Lala, why are you girls surnamed Lin, why are there so many Lala?"

When Mo Ran saw Wang Hao talking, he kept looking at himself, and when the drama rolled his eyes at him, he said angrily: "I'm not surnamed Lin, what do you think I'm doing?"

Wang Hao nodded and said, "That's right, for you Mo Da Beauty, a cucumber can solve something, why bother to harm a man again!"

Seeing Wang Hao laughing at himself, Mo Ran kicked over: "Wang Hao, I'll kick you to death!"

Wang Hao took two steps back, pointed to the cucumber that was about to be eaten, and teased: "Mo Da Beauty, I'm really sorry to eat your male ticket." Why don't I wronged myself and give you a male ticket for one night?"

"Wang Hao, I'll kill you!" Mo Ran was furious, waving his pink fist, and was about to chase and kill Wang Hao.

Wang Hao smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran faster than a rabbit. However, in the blink of an eye, it slipped away.

After getting rid of Mo Ran's pursuit, Wang Hao began to think about Lin Xuanxuan's affairs in his mind again.

He suddenly discovered that Lin Shihan is also surnamed Lin, and she is still Yiyi's own sister, and a large part of the reason for Lala's abnormal sexual orientation is determined by some genetic factors in the body.

Moreover, she has always been cold to herself. Not only is he cold to himself, but he is also cold to other men. It can't be Lala too, right?

Thinking of this, Wang Hao couldn't help but feel a faint sadness.

Just when Wang Hao's egg was in pain, the mobile phone rang.

Caller ID, Ye Zixuan!

"Uncle, where are you, something is wrong in the bedroom, you hurry up and take a look!"

Wang Hao casually asked, "What's wrong?"

Ye Zixuan blushed and said hesitantly: "In the bedroom next door, a girl's cucumber is broken!"

Looking at the cucumber head in his hand that had not yet been thrown away, Wang Hao couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

Nima, the cucumber is broken, what does this mean?

(To be continued.) )