Chapter 382: A Light Sigh!

Regarding Zhou Xing's casual question, Guo Chao didn't seem to care at all, and laughed out loud, and said proudly:

"Uncle, let me tell you the truth, this chicken is going to rest in the hands of your second elder...... It's not worth it, it's not worth anything! But you handed it over to me, I hyped it, and when I finished frying it, it was worth it!"

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Zhou Xing asked as if he was joking, "Then what about the stew?"

Guo Chao was still gnawing on his muscles, and he was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but Zhang Junhong's eyes lit up.

Not only them, but when the audience heard that Zhou Xing began to dig a pit for Guo Chao, they immediately felt very funny, laughed, and admired Zhou Xing's 'IQ'.

Not only laughed, but the audience applauded loudly!

After Guo Chaoleng finished, he came back to his senses and nodded busily: "That's also valuable!"

Hearing Guo Chao's words, Zhang Junhong excitedly grabbed Zhou Xing's arm and kept shaking it, while Zhou Xing calmly patted the back of Zhang Junhong's hand and signaled her to relax.

Then, Zhou Xing smiled: "Ah, that is...... This chicken is a 'famous chicken', no matter whether it is born or dead, even if it is stewed with meat, it is still valuable!"

Guo Chao nodded without thinking about it: "That's right!"

Hearing Guo Chao's confirmation, Zhang Junhong's mouth couldn't close in surprise, and he couldn't hold back a sentence after half a sound: "You are too talented!"

At this time, the audience was already laughing and applauding, and the audience in front of the TV was also happy and laughing.

Zhou Xing gave Zhang Junhong a smug look, then turned around and pointed to the chicken on the table, and said with a smile: "For example, this is the chicken, how much does it cost to eat a piece?"

Guo Chao held up a piece of chicken on the chopsticks: "Just this one, if you don't give two thousand yuan, you don't have the right to eat!"

The audience laughed again.

Zhou Xing struck while the iron was hot and asked, "Where is the chicken heart?"

Guo Chao said without hesitation: "Four thousand!"

"Where's the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand!"

"Where's the chicken kidney?"

"Eight thousand!"

Zhou Xing breathed a sigh of relief, sat back, turned around and said calmly: "Enough!"

But Zhang Junhong exclaimed excitedly: "Too talented!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience was about to laugh crazy at this time, especially the back and forth between Zhou Xing and Guo Chao before, which made them look a little unshutable, and in the end, Zhou Xing's calm sentence of 'enough' made the audience come back to their senses, and when Zhang Junhong said the words "too talented", it ignited everyone's laughter in an instant, making them laugh more than once, and applause was like thunder!

This place is also the place where the whole sketch is the highest, all the foreshadowing in front of it is gathered here, on the one hand, it is a solution that catches people off guard, on the other hand, it is not in a hurry, Zhou Xing and Guo Chao's you come and go to deal with it very smoothly, but it is like shaking the burden of thunder on the ground, shaking out a laugh that has been accumulated by the audience for a long time.

At this moment, the chief director Liu Yuhe was finally pleasantly surprised to find that the ratings from more than 33 o'clock at the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala dropped to more than 31 o'clock before Zhou Xing's performance, but after Zhou Xing's performance, it took only ten minutes, and now it has risen all the way, not only exceeding the initial 33.2, but also breaking through 34% at this time!

Although the ratings of 34 are still a little worse than last year's highest ratings, they finally did not continue to decline, which gave Liu Yuhe and his wounded heart some comfort.

Not only that, Liu Yuhe also had a deeper understanding of Zhou Xing's ability, because he found that when he was originally rehearsing, he was already very satisfied with Zhou Xing's performance of the three of them, but he didn't expect that when they actually performed, the three newcomers not only did not show any timidity to lower their standards, but acted better.

Of course, Liu Yuhe didn't know that this was Zhou Xing's 'excellent tradition', otherwise he didn't know how to be speechless in his heart.

At this time, Zhang Junhong, who had relaxed on the stage, finally stopped sobbing, but was full of excitement, but Zhou Xing was as calm as ever, holding chopsticks to Guo Chao to pick up vegetables:

"Eat, eat, this, this ......"

Guo Chao hurriedly said: "Uncle and aunt, you also eat, don't eat alone with me, you eat." ”

Zhou Xing said vaguely while clipping: "No...... Hehe, we can't afford this......"

In one sentence, the audience burst into laughter and applauded again.

Guo Chao was still undecided and continued to eat, but when he saw that Zhou Xing was still pouring him wine, he hurriedly blocked it with his hand: "Ouch uncle, you can't drink anymore." ”

Saying that, Guo Chao said: "Anyway, you have to let me take the chicken away in a while." ”

Zhou Xing put the wine glass in front of Guo Chao and said slowly: "I can't take you away, but you can take it away." ”

The audience burst into laughter again, and the audience in front of the TV was also happy.

Guo Chao looked at Zhou Xing in a daze, dumbfounded: "End ...... Take it away?"

Zhou Xing coughed, cleared his throat, and said slowly under Guo Chao's blank gaze:

"This ...... Let me tell you the truth, you have to get that chicken for your daughter-in-law to stew, just eat it. ”

Hearing Zhou Xing's words, Guo Chao suddenly looked stunned and dumbfounded.

Through the large screens on both sides of the stage, the audience can clearly see Guo Chao's expression, smiling forward and backward.

And Zhou Xing continued: "However, according to your requirements, the method is different, you are talking about stir-frying, but we are stewed." The price is pinched, and you're done. ”

Zhou Xingyi spread his hands: "Anyway, that's the situation." ”

Saying that, Zhou Xing picked up the two wades of money on the kang: "If you want to keep the 20,000 yuan, you can keep it, and if you don't keep it, you will take it." If you are willing to eat, you will take away all the 20,000 or 20,000 meals, and I will not move a single one. ”

At this time, Zhou Xing said a word, and the audience burst into laughter once, and finally laughed and their cheeks hurt from laughter, some covered their faces, some covered their stomachs, and they couldn't close their mouths one by one.

After Zhou Xing finished speaking, he pushed the pot of chicken in front of Guo Chao: "What do you think?"

Guo Chao's face was still dazed, and Zhang Junhong shook Zhou Xing's arm excitedly again, shouting, "You are so talented!"

Suddenly, Zhang Junhong sat up straight and stretched out his head, and kissed Zhou Xing on the face, which made the audience stunned, and then they all cheered like a coax, applause like thunder!

At this time, Guo Chao seemed to have finally come back to his senses, and hurriedly jumped down from the kang: "Uncle and aunt, don't move, cooperate, I can't smash the chicken in my hand!"

After speaking, in the audience's still non-stop laughter, Guo Chao picked up the pot of chicken on the table, ran to the camera, and said with a look:

"As soon as people are on fire, they are easy to lack hearts, I have been lacking in the past, since I ate the meat of this laying rooster, hey, I have become clever, eating a piece of meat is only 20,000 yuan, it's really worth it!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience laughed and applauded one after another, and it was lively, while Zhou Xing and Zhang Junhong said in unison, "You are so talented!"

But what they don't know is that on the other side of the ocean at this time, there are also many Chinese watching the Spring Festival Gala.

In the room of one of the hardcover apartments, a beautiful girl with black hair casually draped over her shoulders and a glass of red wine in her hand looked at the lively scene on the TV, and was grinning, but with a smile and a smile, tears flowed down unconsciously.

A moment later, after Zhou Xing and the others left the stage at the curtain call, and the camera was focused on the host on the side stage again, the girl reached out and wiped the tears on her face, and sighed softly.