Chapter 131: Bus Farce

When the fat, big-eared, and extremely blessed woman came over with a twist and a twist, she was so stunned that everyone else had to turn around before she could barely get through, drawing a wave of silent contempt from all around---

And that woman has a bearing that doesn't care about herself, and she doesn't care?!

Just walked past Li Donglin, Lin Xiaoxiao and them, this Lin Xiaoxiao shot like electricity, and was stunned to pinch the woman's fat t, which was called a force, and only made the woman cry in pain with a shocking howl: 'Woo ---', which point is like a roar that belongs to a human being, not to a certain animal?!

As soon as she turned around, this little comrade Lin actually used her hand to twist her T, and when she switched, she pointed at Li Donglin, who looked stunned, which obviously meant that: "This bastard did it!"

Li Donglin went from stunned, to stunned, to confused, hurriedly biting his head and explaining again and again: "Ah, Auntie, he really didn't do it?!"

And the woman was already staring at Li Donglin's face with big eyes, and she couldn't wait to eat Li Donglin in one bite with an angry expression?!

"You didn't do it?Who did it??Look at you are quite handsome, you owe this good skin!This is such a dirty and obscene?!Stinky and shameless?!And, ah, Auntie, am I that old?um?Little fart boy!Little mang!" The woman opened her "bloody mouth" and scolded Li Donglin with spit--。

"Ah, Auntie, no, no, sister, you are not old at all, I didn't see your dignity clearly just now, but now I can understand at a glance, you are definitely a flower in our urban area!" Li Donglin had to compromise and seek perfection, forcibly endure his grievances, and praise him extremely against his will? !

"Yo, mouthful, it's very good? Hmph, this is my sister's scream? You didn't do it, this groping pig's hand, it wasn't your man's doing, is it still a woman's doing?!" She was approaching more strongly at the moment, Li Donglin's head couldn't retreat anymore, and the back of his head was straight and squeezed against the windshield.

Looking at Li Donglin's pitiful appearance when he was persecuted, this little "big secret" covered his mouth and smiled, not to mention how beautiful his heart was?!

And, in Li Donglin's nose, he actually smelled a smell of inferior perfume mixed with fox odor? !

Oh, this woman, is it really enough? Everyone is flawed and does not hide Yu, which is good, but when it comes to her, it has completely become "Yu does not hide flaws"?!

I didn't have time to think about it, so I sighed so much, and hurriedly continued: "Sister, dear sister, you are really a female bodhisattva who knows everything! You are so right, it was the woman who did it, it was her, I saw it with my own eyes!" Li Donglin pointed at Lin Xiaoxiao at this time, trying to quickly turn the spearhead of this woman around!

However, this little classmate Lin was stunned at the moment and pretended to be pitiful, like Dou E, who had been wronged by the heavens, and almost had a handful of snot and a handful of tears: "Sister, how can it be me?" First of all, she is a girl, not a woman! This kind of "groping pig's hand" thing can only be done by a cheap man, don't believe this villain, if you say it, he did it! Why don't we call the police and send him to the police station?!"

Li Donglin has a black door line at the moment, this Lin Xiaoxiao really has the potential of a "black widow", and he actually instigated the woman to call the police, this is to put me to death? !

"Young man, no, Xiaoliu mang, do you have anything else to say, if not, I will listen to the words of the little girl and call the police!" The woman obviously firmly believed Lin Xiao's words---

"Uncle, aunt, auntie, you say something fair, which of you saw that it was my hand just now? Can't just listen to her? Someone must have seen that it was this Lin Xiaoxiao, a bad girl, who did it, right?" Li Donglin Qian was poor in donkey skills, and hurriedly looked at the passengers around him for help, hoping that a "righteous man" would stand up and testify and clear his injustice----

However, uncles, aunts, uncles, and aunts called one by one, but the other party shook their heads vigorously and said something: "I don't know, I didn't see it!"

It's all a posture of everyone sweeping the snow in front of the door and taking care of the frost on the tiles of others, and the world is cold? !

When all thoughts were lost, the woman had already taken out her mobile phone and wanted to dial 110, but she pressed the number, and before she could dial it, a person's palm pressed the mobile phone screen: 'This lady, I saw it just now, it was indeed not the boy's hand, I also saw it with my own eyes, it was the girl's hand, I guess, this boy, the girl got into the car together, stood together, the boy's face was a big red slap print, and the girl's neck also had a red mark, don't think about it, everyone can know what's going on, right?' They must have been a young couple, maybe they were exercising in some way last night, it was too intense, it was awkward, and the girl was angry with the boy, so they came up with this plan, and they wanted to teach their boyfriend a lesson, so they engaged in this "prank"!

The one who spoke was a middle-aged man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a small beard on his upper lip, very low, and at first glance he really looked like an island grubber?!

At this time, everyone looked at Li Donglin with all kinds of eyes, Lin Xiaoxiao's "little couple", the embarrassed appearance of the little young child, Lin Xiaoxiao found that there were a lot of malicious eyes staring directly at his neck, the head was lowered, his face was crimson, like a monkey's ass!

All kinds of eyes, after looking at the scan, I suddenly felt that it made sense, an old man spoke first, and the one spoke seriously: "What this gentleman said, it makes sense, I think it's the same thing, this little thing, just call the police?" It's too much to say----, you too, young man, it's not a big deal to get slapped in the face, talk more to your little girlfriend, say something good and obedient, coax her, don't you not get angry?!"

"Oh, big brother, uncle, what you two said is so right, we just made a fuss, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's make everyone laugh---" said and deliberately put one hand on one of Lin Xiaoxiao's arms, and the other hand held her little hand, pretending to be "affectionate", put his mouth close to her ear, and spat out: ' Lin Xiaoxiao, killing people is not enough, I am your uncle Qu Lao's apprentice, I will not look up and look down in the future, I don't want to make a big fuss, just pretend to be my girlfriend for a while, otherwise, be careful I will give your aunt a small report!"

This little classmate Lin, it seems that the roots of his ears are about to r, and another touch of crimson appears?!

The body trembled a few times, and then, apologetically, smiled and said to everyone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's this big brother, the uncle said, I'm angry, this dead ghost, fooling around outside all day, I can't be angry, so I made this decision, teach him a lesson, and ask this "sister" to bear with me!"

"Hmph, you 'little couple', it's because of me, the bedside quarrel, the end of the bed? Mischief, evil to my head? Lose money, as the saying goes, break the wealth and eliminate the disaster, you can't let me become your victim?!" This woman is not a master to be messed with--, she is not a reluctant to forgive-.

"Losing money?' Li Donglin, Lin Xiaoxiao said in unison, and asked in surprise, just this kind of goods, give yourself 1.8 million, and it is not uncommon for you to move a finger? !

"How much?" I didn't expect the middle-aged man who was the first to help out of the siege to speak.

"Three, thousand!" this woman, the lion opened his mouth wide.

The middle-aged man smiled contemptuously: "This female comrade was twisted, and she opened her mouth to ask for 3,000, do you really think that she is a golden branch and jade leaf?!" Don't say 3,000, I am too much for 300, 50 yuan, if you want it, take it! If you don't, if you want to make a big fuss, these fifty, there are no more, please call the police, and when the police come, I will sue you for blackmailing this little couple, we passengers are all witnesses, when the time comes, do you see whether the police believe you or believe us?" As he spoke, he took out a large fifty-dollar bill and shook it in front of the woman's eyes.

The woman looked embarrassed, shook her head strangely and thought for a long time, her big earlobes slapped her face, and then she bit her thick lip and said, "Count you ruthless!" snatched the fifty dollar bill--- continued to crowd the bus.