"What don't you dare to be a professional writer or screenwriter, you are the kind of writer who can only do some vulgar sitcoms and brain-dead martial arts?

"That's it, people are professional writers, don't use your embarrassing creative level to imagine other people's abilities, that's not something you can compare!" echoed the marketing account for science fiction enthusiasts.

"That's great, then you let them stand up and say that if I can write science fiction works, they can write martial arts works of the same level, let's make a note in public. Xu Duan sneered.

"You're so boring to be a great writer like you? Do you have a lot of serious work to do? Do you think people can write about brain-dead martial arts like you, but you can write them casually? Do you think that all the plots of people have to be conceived I don't know how many times? People don't have time to waste with you, that is, we can't see it before we break with you, otherwise who do you think will take care of you?" The marketing account called science fiction fans suddenly said when they heard this, it's not that they believe that Xu Duan can really write science fiction, how is it possible, he promised to judge an art graduate, what science fiction can he write? Does he know what science fiction is? The reason why the marketing account still says this is just because they are just a marketing account, how can they do it for others?

Want to hide? I'm naïve, right? I've dug all the pits and can I still let you dodge? Xu Duan sneered when he heard this, buddy wasted time arguing with you for so long, you still want to take advantage of it and retreat, why do you think it's so beautiful? I saw Xu Duan say slowly and logically: "Are you so busy? Then I will take care of your big writer, I will send two reporters to interview him, rest assured, one minute is enough, do not delay his conception and creation, as long as he says that Xu Duan can write science fiction, he can write martial arts of the same level, just do it." ”

"Do you think it's you? Do you think that a minute of time is not time, and a minute of people's time is expensive, who is like you, who can't do anything but do some brain-dead stuff all day long, people are brain workers, and people don't want to waste every minute with you!" said the marketing slogan for science fiction fans.

"While saying that you can write it, you also say that you don't have time, double standard dog, are your faces okay? Or do you have no face at all?"

"You're making trouble unreasonably, other science fiction writers don't have the same knowledge as you! Otherwise, do you think you can compare with others?" The marketing account called science fiction lovers suddenly looked a little aggrieved when they heard this, because their posture is really not good-looking, how obvious, the first sentence can write anything, the latter sentence has no time, and every minute is thinking, what makes you say that you are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven?

"Who is making trouble unreasonably? I made a thing that I don't care about, touching porcelain, stepping on the marketing of my national counterparts, and I have a face, and I am a big writer, your mother, I don't have enough readers to write that thing, and I have a fraction of it, and I still play black and white upside down, it's not that you guys came over to touch you, and I have time to take care of you? Give you face, and I pretend to be forced to pay back!" Xu Duan held back for a long time and saw that the crew of "Alien Visitor" did not have a single bubbling, and he was immediately unwelcome, and scolded the group of marketing accounts on the spot.

"Let's take a look, is this the quality of martial arts writers?" The marketing account saw that Xu Duan was not going to follow them, and immediately hurriedly changed the topic with quality.

"Quality Nima coins! What kind of thing are you talking about quality to me, give you a face and call you a double standard dog, if you don't give you a face, you are not even as good as a dog!"

"Other people's science fiction writers are all professional works, you should be so mentally retarded like your brain-dead martial arts, people are Yangchun Baixue is culture and art, not like you Riba people in general!"

"Yo, talk to me about the high and low of Yangchun Baixue Qu?" Xu Xuan suddenly chuckled when he heard this: "Then, come, give you ten seconds, I will pinch your watch for you, see if you are really high and low Yangchun Baixuequ, and tell me how to pronounce the following words: 觌氅, feasting, 磲蕤, 颥風間, pelican minnow, mullet 耱, tapir, 鍪籴, 耋繜, cerumen, brain-dead." ”

Xu Duan said and picked up a paragraph about a rare word in his previous life, and then began to count the seconds, reading it and sending it out on Weibo.

"Ten!"

"Nine!"

……

The audience looked at the words Xu Duan came out with a confused look, because for ordinary people, those words are really not necessarily used once in a lifetime, one is more remote than the other, who recognizes it, right?

And the marketing account suddenly encountered these words and was stunned in minutes, because they didn't know it, so they hurriedly searched on the Internet, but where was it too late to search on the Internet all of a sudden, and Xu Xuan this product was also insidious, and the pictures pasted on it were not hand-typed, so that they could not copy and paste them, obviously to prevent them from collectively copying and pasting to search it, and it was given ten seconds, and they were too late to check the dictionary temporarily, and they were dumb in minutes.

"Two!"

"One!"

"It's time!" Xu Xuan announced after the end of the watch.

"This kind of broken word is only known by brain-dead!" The marketing account was immediately anxious when he heard this, and immediately said.

"yes, you really don't know anything but brain-dead. Xu Duan chuckled and said: "I don't know the words, and I still have the face to tear Yangchun Baixue, Qu Gao and widow? ”

"Who do you say are brain-dead? You are brain-dead! Only brain-dead people will use this kind of rare words that no one uses to show off to others!" said the marketing horn in a hurry.

"That is, what's the use of recognizing this kind of word? Only the brain-dead will think that others don't know it?" he also shouted.

"Ouch, what you said is really right, what's the use of knowing words, it's important to have paintings, how high-end is people's "Alien Visitor", not only do they have paintings, but they also move, it's too high-end, right?" Xu Xuan laughed when he heard this, and then turned his head and said to netizens: "Netizen friends, you can see what level this group of people are, right? Everyone can understand paintings, we can only recognize words, it's too lo, I'm embarrassed to communicate with others, right?"

Xu Duan's irony made the people of the whole country laugh crazy in minutes, not to mention how happy, in fact, everyone understands that Xu Duan's words are not commonly used words, how obvious, the republic's own people can not know what words are commonly used words and what are not commonly used words? The reason why the people of the whole country have a sense of pleasure is really that the group of marketing number marketing is so disgusting, and when they come up, they will step on the film and television practitioners across the country, and they look like the representative of China, who looks at who is not disgusting?

"That's right, we're too lo, we can't afford to mess with high-end things, farewell!"

"High-end people still play their own high-end comic books, we people can only read books, we can't afford to provoke ah, you still don't want to popularize science with us. ”

"I suddenly found that I was so lo, I was embarrassed to say hello to high-end people and say goodbye. ”

"'Alien Visitor' is too high-end to look down on. ”

"As a second-year graduate student, I suddenly found that I still used words to write my thesis, I was so ashamed that I didn't dare to accompany high-end goods like "Alien Visitor" and said goodbye. ”

"I'm so scared after graduating with a doctorate, I can't understand high-end comic books!"

……

In minutes, the people of the whole country coaxed together, and immediately sent a hot search for "Alien Visitor": "Alien Visitor" looks down on literate people!

As soon as this hot search came out, it was said that the marketing number, that is, the crew of "Alien Visitor" couldn't sit still, this is nonsense, this is really stupid to be able to sit down with that alien visitor, who in the whole country is illiterate these years? There is a difference between looking down on literate people and looking down on the people of the whole country? The whole is equivalent to offending the entire Chinese people, okay?

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