"Oops!"

Zheng Qiuyue reacted, exclaimed, and quickly turned the laptop upside down.

The two roommates in the room were also taken aback.

"Satsuki, what's wrong?"

A delicate girl asked hurriedly.

Zheng Qiuyue's face was entangled: "This, this...... Forget it, Chu Chu, don't ask. ”

At this time, a chubby girl sitting on the bed who ate ham sausage also squirted: "Poof!"

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, this person is so funny!

The chubby girl rolls on the bed laughing and rolling.

Zheng Qiuyue's face darkened at that time: "Wu Nannan!

The girl named Chu Chu was even more curious: "Xiaoyue, Nan Nan, what's going on?"

Wu Nannan stretched out her mobile phone from the bed, shook it, and smiled like a hen.

"Giggle...... Cluck...... You'll know it just by looking at it!"

Chu Chu wrinkled his nose in disgust and took a step back: "Don't stretch, the screen is full of ham sausages, what can you laugh like this?"

Just waited for Chu Chu to read this post, especially Chen Xiao's last comment, and instantly burst into laughter.

"I ...... Hahaha...... Moon...... Hahaha...... You...... Humph......"

Seeing that she laughed directly into a pig and called Chu Chu, Zheng Qiuyue looked at the two of them sadly and angrily: "I won't be good with you two, I was bullied, you don't help me, and you laugh at me!"

Chu Chu smiled breathlessly, but still explained: "Chu Chu, don't be angry...... Don't blame us...... Ha ha...... Really, this guy is so funny!"

Wu Nannan also added: "Yes...... Haha, I can laugh at this thing for a year! I really admire this man's strange brain circuit! I really want to know who this is!"

Zheng Qiuyue gritted her teeth and said, "I also want to know, if I knew who this was, I wouldn't be able to spare him!"

As you can imagine, this post is enough to make yourself the biggest laughing stock in the school in the near future.

Chu Chu saw that Zheng Qiuyue was indeed really angry, so he restrained his laughter, and waved his hand to signal Wu Nannan not to laugh, and said: "Xiaoyue, don't get angry, you have so many suitors, if you call for it, maybe you can find out this person." ”

Wu Nannan also echoed: "Yes, you just say that whoever finds this person, you will have a meal with him, and someone will help you find it!"

Zheng Qiuyue pondered for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, lend me my phone, I'll send a message, and my phone will be left in the studio." ”

"Bastard...... My new computer!"

Zheng Qiuyue looked at the computer with a screen keyboard full of Coke, and she was angry.

Wu Nannan handed over the mobile phone, and Zheng Qiuyue said disgustedly: "It's all ham sausage...... I have a meat allergy ......"

Chu Chu took the phone over: "Oh, use mine." ”

After Zheng Qiuyue used her account to log on to the campus network, she found that the comments had become 999+, obviously the comment area had been fried, and she felt even more aggrieved.

"Whoever can help me find @my old father, I'll treat him to a meal alone!"

When Zheng Qiuyue sent this message, she realized that something was wrong!

"Bastard !!"

And at this time, Chen Xiao, who had been waiting for an opportunity for a long time, made up for it again.

"Good girl, Daddy is here!@郑秋月!"

Zheng Qiuyue screamed, "Ahhh......h Bastard!!I'm not done with you!"

It is said that on that day, Zheng Qiuyue's angry roar was heard on many floors of the entire women's dormitory.

……

In the comment area, it has already been fried directly.

Blow the lamp and pull the wax: Don't worry, goddess, I will help you find him!

Luo Sulan: Paralyzed, this guy is purely alive!

Night Player: I'll grass his uncle, dare to tease my goddess, and when I find him, I can't kill him!

Grave Grass: ......

Chen Xiao has already closed the campus network, and the remaining three myelin-washing pills have been saved enough!

And the resentment value is still growing rapidly.

Chen Xiao let out a long breath and sat down on the sofa, a chill came from behind him, it turned out that the autumn clothes were already soaked with sweat.

Chen Xiao looked at the shocked Lian Qingyi and smiled: "I said, you have to try it." ”

To be able to shock a sword immortal like this, Chen Xiao was also a little proud in his heart.

"Wait!"

Chen Xiao was about to swallow the remaining three marrow cleansing pills, but was stopped by Lian Qingyi.

Lian Qingyi shook his head and said seriously: "I have to admit that you are talented...... It's very good, but the medicinal effect of the ten myelin-washing pills will be superimposed in geometric multiples, and form a qualitative change, which is not something you can bear, unless you can guide the digestion of the medicinal power of the myelin-washing pill, but ...... It hurts too much, if you can't hold on and faint, you will lose all your efforts, I advise you not to eat, so that even if you die, it will not be painful. ”

Chen Xiao said calmly: "How much does it hurt?"

Lian Qingyi sighed: "If you say that eating in batches is boiled frogs in warm water, then eating ten at a time will be like cooking in hot oil, even I may not be able to bear it, not to mention that you are a mortal, the origin of this thing is mysterious, and no one will easily try it in the fairy world." ”

Chen Xiao's face turned white and fell silent.

Sound...... It does hurt.

Lian Qingyi sighed, he was ready to wait for Chen Xiao to die and collect Chen Xiao's essence blood.

Who knew that at this time, Chen Xiao swallowed the remaining three marrow cleansing pills in his hand.

Lian Qingyi was directly stunned: "You ......"

Chen Xiao smiled miserably: "Hehe...... I figured it out, and I'm more afraid of death than it hurts!"

Immediately, Chen Xiao's body stiffened suddenly, and his limbs straightened.

The medicinal power that had accumulated in front of him was instantly detonated by the three myelin-washing pills that entered the abdomen.

Chen Xiao's feeling was as if a pot of freshly boiled hot water had been poured down, all the way down from the esophagus, along the way, the heart, lungs, liver and gallbladder, and the major organs in the body seemed to be burned and melted in an instant.

"Ah...... Woohoo......"

Chen Xiao couldn't bear it anymore and screamed miserably.

Lian Qingyi's eyes were quick, and he directly picked up a rag from the table and stuffed it into Chen Xiao's mouth.

Lian Qingyi looked at Chen Xiao's angry eyes and explained: "If you call it like that, it will attract people, if you die, I will become a corpse crushing madman...... Dying of an explosion is particularly ugly, like making people chop into meat sauce. ”

I'll grass your second uncle!

Chen Xiao wanted to scold, but his mouth was blocked, and he couldn't scold.

Lian Qingyi held down Chen Xiao, didn't let him move, and said in pieces: "I advise you, you don't listen, now you are sinned, this suffering is really not human suffering, it is said that it hurts more than the hell of the oil pot." ”

"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a loss in front of you, I am more than 3,000 years older than you, you don't listen, you will suffer a big loss!"

"Don't look at me like that, as if I were the one who cheated you. ”

"Why don't I give you a good one? Hey...... Promise not to say anything!"

"I'm sorry...... I forgot that your mouth was gagged! Why don't you blink? If you blink, I'll free you!"

Chen Xiao's eyes widened directly, and he didn't dare to blink.

This woman is so cheap that she might really stab him to death.

It's so angry!

While enduring the pain of burning his body in the flames, he also had to be angry.

"Huh...... It's been three minutes, and it's quite resistant!"

Lian Qingyi was a little surprised, and said very seriously: "I didn't expect you to be so tenacious, as far as I know, the first three minutes are the hardest, then I will send you a sentence called, "Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work", you survived the first three minutes, which means that your kid has great luck, as long as you rely on your perseverance to persist in the next seven minutes......"

Chen Xiao's own vague consciousness suddenly cleared, there are still seven minutes, he should be able to get through!

This woman has a bit of a conscience, and it seems that she blames him.

However, then Lian Qingyi said: "...... The remaining 90 minutes should be a little better. ”

Chen:???

Are you paralyzed!!

At this time, Lian Qingyi's face suddenly changed: "Oops, it's already here!"

Chen Xiao was also surprised, of course he knew what Lian Qingyi was talking about!

Lian Qingyi picked up the fruit knife, and said with a face as heavy as water: "I must take the essence and blood of your heart, otherwise, I will definitely die, you ask for more blessings!"

After speaking, Lian Qingyi took out a fruit knife without hesitation and stuck it in Chen Xiao's chest.

Chen Xiao's eyes widened, he felt a chill in his chest, and blood suddenly gushed out, but he didn't feel any pain at all.

At the same time, an ecstatic laugh appeared in Chen Xiao's mind: "Wow, hahaha, it turned out to be the Heavenly Corpse Sword Destiny!! it's really time to work!Boy, obediently hand over your body to me, so as not to suffer unnecessary pain!"

Immediately afterwards, Chen Xiao felt that his eyes were dark, and his consciousness was instantly withdrawn, entering a bizarre place, and the pain on his body disappeared.

Chen Xiao's heart sank.

But in a moment, a terrible scream resounded in Chen Xiao's mind: "Ah...... What's going on, why does it hurt so much...... Wait a minute...... This is the medicinal power of the myelin washing elixir...... I'm so mad that I eat ten at a time!!"