Chapter 1064 - Collecting Money
Therefore, for the sake of the future of the Yizhi Temple, Fang Zheng could only encourage a few disciples to resist ......
As a result, at this moment, the salted fish ran in and snorted angrily: "I can't stand it! These guys are all salted fish hands! Damn, when they see my old man one by one, they don't bow, don't kowtow, don't give New Year's money, forget it, and come up and touch it! What's more, someone stuffs coins into my mouth!
When Fang Zheng heard this, his eyes rolled and he immediately smiled......
The salted fish shivered, had a bad premonition, and quickly turned around and walked aisle: "Forget it, the backyard is too deserted, I'm not used to it, I'll go to the front yard to go around......"
"Wait!" Fang Zheng suddenly shouted.
The salted fish lifts its legs and runs.
Fang Zheng shouted: "Pure heart, catch him!"
Ten minutes later, under the Bodhi tree, there was an additional table, on the table, there was a salted fish, the tail of the salted fish was cross-legged like a human, and the fins of the fish were like a human being. Around him, he surrounded the city with a large circle of bamboos and the Bodhi tree.
The salted fish was not idle, and while closing the tens, he muttered something as if it were a scripture. Anyway, no matter how close you are to him, you just can't hear what he's saying.
However, if anyone can understand, they will definitely hear such a sentence: "Stinky monk, dead monk, bastard monk, Wang Ba monk......"
Similarly, there is a large piece of paper hanging under the offering table, on which are written a few large characters: "Salted fish play blindly, throwing money and worshipping is useless!"
In the backyard, the squirrel poked his head out, looked at the Bodhi tree, and whispered to the other party: "Master, how can you write such words? If it is like what the salted fish said, it should be written: The divine fish has come to the world, and it will respond to all requests." It is estimated that I can charge a lot more incense money!"
Fang Zheng snorted: "Is the poor monk that kind of person? Lie? Hmph, the poor monk is disdainful this time!"
The squirrel clicked his lips and said, "Then what are you doing this?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Just look at it quietly." ”
Over there, the red boy put everything in place, folded his hands in front of everyone and said: "This is the salted fish protector of the Yizhi Temple, from Lingshan, and I have heard the Buddha preach." With so many pilgrims coming today, he wanted to pray for everyone's blessings. It's just a blessing, don't throw money at incense, because it's useless. ”
When everyone heard this, their eyes lit up!
Ever heard the Buddha preach?
Of course the crowd didn't believe it!
But this salted fish can move like a human being, and can also chant scriptures, which is amazing enough! So, a group of people hula and cheer around.
Seeing this, the red boy also had countless questions in his heart, such a good opportunity, why didn't his money-greedy master know how to seize it and charge more money?
As soon as the red boy turned around, he took a few steps before he heard a dinging sound behind him, as if a metal object had fallen on something hard! The red boy looked back, but the human wall had been blocked, and he couldn't see anything.
I only heard someone say: "People have said that it is useless to throw money, and you still throw coins?"
"Who said it was useless? The eight kings of more than ten years are there, and we will all throw coins. It's a talking fish! Do you think it's useful?"
"Makes sense!"
"Throw!"
"I'll throw it too!"
For a while, only listening to the chaotic sound of clanging, the red boy listened and was curious, there were no metal objects there, how could he make such a sound?
I saw that everyone threw coins at the salted fish, hitting the scales and making a clanging sound, and there were all kinds of coins, big and small, flying all over the sky, like snowflakes! A moment ago, the salted fish was sitting alone on the table, but at this moment, there was already a pile of money on the table! There was even a red banknote on the head of the salted fish, and from this angle, it was quite festive.
When Salted Fish saw the red boy, he directly gave him a roll of the eyes, then blew his beard and continued to chant: "Dead monk, stinky monk, bastard monk, bad apprentice ......"
Hearing these words, the red boy didn't think so, but subconsciously looked at the back door, and sure enough, there was a bald head looking at this side sneakily. Seeing everyone throwing money, he grinned and retreated.
The red boy hurriedly ran over, and as soon as he entered the door, he closed the back door and asked, "Master, are these guys crazy?
The squirrel also wondered: "Master, are these people panicking because they have a lot of money?
The lone wolf said seriously: "How many times have I said it, Master, don't write your words in a row, it looks good, but it affects reading." ”
The monkey glanced at the lone wolf and said, "Senior brother, you can't recognize many words if you write stroke by stroke." ”
The lone wolf immediately gave him a fierce look......
Fang Zheng didn't bother to take care of these two living treasures, but explained to the squirrel and the red boy: "This is the weakness of human nature, everyone knows that greed is the original sin, but everyone can't refuse greed." Not only the One Finger Temple, but also other temples and attractions, you will find that everyone is really keen to throw money. It's as if throwing money away, the Buddha will bless them......
You don't want to think about it, behind the salted fish is the Hall of Ten Thousand Buddhas, they don't enter the temple to ask for Buddha, but use money to smash fish there...... Isn't this a typical buy-and-pay for pearl?"
The squirrel said, "So the master took advantage of this and tricked them?"
"What are you talking about? Master, I'm teaching them a lesson. Monkey said.
Fang Zheng smiled, shook his head and said, "We can't use this money, let's find time to donate it." ”
"Well, Master, when did you change sex?" the lone wolf asked in surprise.
Fang Zheng said: "I like money for teachers, but the money is coming brightly." This is called theft. ”
"Uh...... So, the money isn't ours after all?" asked the red boy bitterly.
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "So to speak, but that money can help more people, and it is also a merit." ”
That's right, Fang Zheng didn't intend to be greedy for that money from the beginning, but used it for charity, so that he and the person who donated it could make a merit, which was the best place to go for this money.
After knowing that the money could not be used by themselves, a few disciples were not interested, and when they walked past the pile of money, the indifferent look on their faces, as if looking at waste paper, suddenly made all the pilgrims who came and went amazed!
This was something that Fang Zheng didn't expect, and shouted: "The east corner of the lost mulberry elf!" haha...... Earned!"
Just when Fang Zheng was happy, a phone call came.