Chapter 13: Thou Conquered the Heavens......
Chen Xiao was a little hesitant.
Is this thing reliable?
After all, he can be regarded as a person who has been in prison for several years, what if this "Nine Heavens Divine Thunder" stews himself with a spoonful?
But soon Chen Xiao figured it out, "Nine Heavens Divine Thunder" is his only chance, if he fails, he will die with the Jade Emperor, if he succeeds, he will pick up a life, and he will not lose inside and out.
Then what is missing now is resentment value.
Issue...... Looks like he's back to what he does best.
Chen Xiao: "Hey, is the Jade Emperor still there?"
Chen Xiao waited for a while, but the Jade Emperor ignored him.
Scold...... Ignore me?
Chen Xiao was not in a hurry to get angry, anyway, there was still more than half an hour.
Chen Xiao sat cross-legged on the ground and pulled it into his pocket...... No cigarettes, shaking his head regretfully, he had forgotten that he was now in a soul state.
However, the next moment, Chen Xiao found that a box of cigarettes appeared out of thin air in his hand.
Still is...... Red plum!
Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment.
Can the state of the soul be created out of thin air?
As far as he knows, there is no such cigarette as Hongmei in this world.
Chen Xiao closed his eyes and thought about it again, and a box of soft China and a lighter appeared in his hand.
Chen:!!!
Oh yes!
And when Chen Xiao picked up the cigarette case, he felt a little wrong, shook it, and made a noise...... The cigarette is half a box.
Half a box is half a box, it's better than red plums.
Chen Xiao popped one out and lit it, and took a deep breath: "Ahem...... Phew!"
Chen Xiao's face turned black all of a sudden, and he threw the cigarette case on the ground.
God's special creation out of thin air actually produces fake cigarettes? It's like smoking paper.
Chen Xiao didn't believe in evil and tore open the red plum and lit another one.
Be...... It's true!
Chen Xiao felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, soft China is fake, Hongmei is real, isn't this bullying?
Wrong......
As if he suddenly remembered something, Chen Xiao suddenly looked at the soft Chinese cigarette box on the ground, poured out a cigarette, and tore open the cigarette paper.
And so it was......
Chen Xiao's pupils shrank slightly.
There was no tobacco in the torn Chinese cigarette, and the filter was less than three millimeters left, and the rest was cut off, and inside were two hundred-yuan bills rolled into barrels!
It's Don's box of cigarettes!
Chen Xiao couldn't help but recall that the woman who loved Lao Tang and brought him back to life sent a soft China in the first week of Lao Tang's imprisonment.
At that time, he and Lao Tang were not very familiar, and when Chen Xiao smoked a cigarette and wanted to beat him, Lao Tang told him that there was something in the cigarette.
A cigarette is 200 and a cigarette is 40,000, which is Lao Tang's life-saving money in prison.
As if he understood something, Chen Xiao focused.
Soon, a soap box appeared on the floor, with a piece of Skincare, then a squatting toilet, and a bunk bed.
Gradually, Chen Xiao was no longer satisfied with these.
"I want a Ferrari!"
A Ferrari with wind appeared in front of Chen Xiao, and Chen Xiao walked up to pull the car door...... Can't pull it open.
Chen Xiao frowned and said, "I want a bicycle!"
A permanent bicycle appeared, and Chen Xiao stepped on...... I can ride!
Chen:......
Chen Xiao thought thoughtfully: "It turns out that it is only for things that I am familiar with or have personally experienced. ”
I haven't smoked a real soft China, and the only soft China I've ever seen is the one from the old Tang. Similarly, I've never driven a Ferrari before, so I can't even open the door. Therefore, this is not a creation out of thin air, but a projection of one's own consciousness.
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao's eyes flashed with brilliance, and his eyes were half-closed, as if he was asleep.
After a while, an old voice was heard.
"Boy Chen, come and play a game of chess with me......! Ahem...... Ahem......"
When Chen Xiao opened his eyes again, he was already in a prison cell, and an old man pushed open the door of the cell and stumbled over, his face pale and shouted loudly.
When he came to him, the old man stumbled, Chen Xiao was indifferent, and a prison guard suddenly appeared next to the old man, helped the old man, the old man impatiently pushed the prison guard, and disappeared.
Chen Xiaopan sat still and raised a finger: "A Hongta Mountain!"
The old man said angrily: "Why don't you go and rob it......!"
Chen Xiao said seriously: "If I don't take advantage of the time to blackmail you now, there should be no such opportunity in the future...... The last game of chess, do you need to?"
The old man's eyes widened: "Lao Tzu wants you to let you? If you win, as long as you stay in the Daqingshan Labor Camp for a day in the future, you will not be short of cigarettes to smoke!" Hongtashan, one pack a day!"
Chen Xiao: "You're going to take your breath, and there is anyone else who can listen to you?"
The old man was not angry, and said proudly: "Boy, haven't you heard that there are three points of nails in a broken ship?"
Chen Xiao nodded: "Your broken ship is going to sink ......"
The old man made a beating, Chen Xiao didn't hide, and let the old man hit him.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
After beating Chen Xiao, the old man coughed even more.
Chen Xiao took care of himself and put the chessboard on the lower bunk.
The old man picked up a thin booklet on the bed and opened it, and on the cover of the booklet were two sharp small letters - "Heavenly Bureau".
The old man held the roll in one hand and grabbed a handful of white seeds in the other: "Guess first!"
Chen Xiao pinched up a black seed, and the old man opened his palm, which was five white seeds.
The old man put down the four, pinched a white seed and said excitedly: "Ha...... I'll go first. ”
Chen Xiao took out a small vertical speaker, fiddled with it twice, and put it between the two, and then the irritating music sounded: "The end of the world is my love, and the flowers are bloom......ing at the foot of the green mountains."
The old man was taken aback, and the white child fell on the chessboard, and the position was ...... It happened to be Tian Yuan.
The old man's face turned red: "This doesn't count, I'm scared by you!"
Chen Xiao shook his head: "There are no regrets!"
The old man said angrily: "Outside the plate, make a move!"
Chen Xiao laughed: "When Chaos is playing against the sky, the sky is snowing and wants to freeze him, what is the difference between me and now?"
Then Chen Xiao said solemnly: "We are equal in chess, now you are about to die, and I am in the prime of life, but you still have to fight chess with me when you are dying, you know that you can't do it, if you really win me, what is the difference between me and Shengtian?"
The old man seemed to be aroused by Chen Xiao's words, and said in a deep voice: "Well said, I will win today!"
Chen Xiao pinched up a sunspot and landed on Wuwu: "I will also win!"
The old man was stunned for a moment, and laughed: "Good! good!"
The two caught each other and fought, and Chen Xiao fell quickly, because this was just a game he had ever experienced, and the last game of chess played by the two before Old Man Guo died.
Later, he learned that after the doctor issued a critical illness notice, Old Man Guo pulled out the tube to play the last game with him.
Outside of this cell, it was a different story.
In a wide square, countless brightly dressed aunts jumped happily in the square, and four huge stereos surrounded them, roaring, and the same song was playing in the cell.
"The end of the world is my love......"
Hearing such a manic voice, the Jade Emperor was no longer silent, and said angrily: "Bastard, what do you want to do?"
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999."
Chen Xiao was surprised, and sure enough, as he thought, this Jade Emperor could not be distracted by resisting the medicinal power of the Cleansing Pill.
Chen Xiao ignored him and continued to play chess, falling quickly, but Old Man Guo closed his eyes and thought hard, his face became more and more pale, and sweat was like rain.
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999."
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999. ”
"From ......"
Chen Xiao silently looked at the resentment value in his heart, and the rapid improvement should be able to save up soon.
It's just that after a while, the resentment value has not appeared.
Scold...... is worthy of the Jade Emperor, he adapted to it so quickly.
Chen Xiao's heart moved, and then in the square outside, the stereo began to play the next song.
"Follow my left hand, right hand in slow motion, right hand left hand slow motion replay ......"
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999!"
The resentment came again, and then it was gone.
Chen Xiao shook his head, he hadn't lived outside for a long time, he had only seen two square dances and two songs, and there were no more.
Chen Xiao suddenly spoke: "I'll ask you something, if you answer me, I won't bother you." ”
The old man Guo on the opposite side was stunned.
The Jade Emperor was silent for a moment and said, "Okay, you ask! Don't make such ugly songs again! If you can wait quietly for me to survive this calamity, I can make you immortal and enjoy wealth forever!"
There was a sense of exhaustion in his voice.
Seeing that the Jade Emperor was soft and lured him, Chen Xiao felt more confident in his heart, and asked, "I heard that you were beaten by a monkey?"
The Jade Emperor's breath was suffocated, and he said angrily: "Nonsense! I am the supreme of all worlds, who dares to beat me! That's just a rumor!"
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999!"
Hehe...... I haven't been beaten, what are you angry about, your self-esteem is quite strong.
Chen Xiao: "Okay, okay, then let me change the question, do you say that the medicinal effect of the Cleansing Pill is more painful, or is it more painful for the monkey to fight?"
Jade Emperor: "The medicinal effect of this Nine Transformation Transformation Golden Pill is so strong that even ordinary Da Luo Jin Immortal can kill it, is it a monkey's stick...... You're taking my word!"
The Jade Emperor was indignant.
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999!"
The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth hooked up a smile, the long-term and long-lasting pain destroyed a person's spirit, and the Jade Emperor could be tricked out by himself, indicating that his spirit was about to reach its limit.
I felt the time, it shouldn't be a few minutes.
Chen Xiao smiled and said: "The last question, your sister (Yao Ji), your daughter (Weaver Girl), and your niece (the Three Holy Mother), have they really slept with mortals?"
Jade Emperor: "You ......"
How could anyone have exposed these ugly things to his face, the Jade Emperor himself was tormented by the power of medicine, and was provoked by Chen Xiao, and he was furious, "Shameless erection, I will detain your soul and make you suffer forever!"
"Resentment from the Jade Emperor +99999!"
Chen Xiao's face was slightly solemn, he had saved enough, and at the same time, he also felt that the Jade Emperor's mid-air when he spoke had also become sufficient.
Quickly click on the shopping store and click to buy the Nine Heavens God Thunder.
At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew, the roof of the cell was suddenly overturned, and a golden figure hung high in the sky, accompanied by dragons and tigers, majestic in all directions.
Old man Guo didn't notice it at all, but fell down with a "snap", looked at it fixedly for a long time, and laughed wildly: "I've won! I've won! I've won the sky! Count quickly!"
Chen Xiao didn't look at Old Man Guo again, but muttered: "Don't count, you are better than half of me, now I am going to win this Jade Emperor, when I defeat him, you will win the person who wins the sky!"
Chen Xiao's tightly clenched hand spread, and in an instant, thunder filled the whole world!
Old man Guo, rest in peace.