"Steal it, I'm going to steal you!"

After Wang Xianren confirmed that the Buddha bone relics found in the city were the spiritual objects we needed, he formulated a bold battle plan, which can be summed up in one word: stealing.

As a good young man with a traditional Chinese education, I am quite disdainful of the fact that chickens and dogs are stealing, what is the gentleman who takes it in a proper way, right? How can you steal it?

Besides, is this something you can steal if you want?

According to the news, the Buddha bone relics will be exhibited in the local area for three days, and in addition to all the armed police that can be dispatched in the city, the province has also specially transferred an elite armed team to ensure the safety of the Buddhist treasure.

Not to mention these armed police, just to see the true face of the Buddha's bone relics, there are tens of thousands of people, the faith is crazy, these Buddhists will not only fill the exhibition hall, some even bring their own tents, camping outside the exhibition hall, just to be able to chant and pray closer to the Buddha's light.

No matter who is sent to steal, it will be a big problem to cross the human wall first.

Can I take this job? I only took it when my brain was in water!

But!

But! Just because I don't take it doesn't mean that others won't take it! Among the guests from hell are much more daring, and among the people rescued from Zhen Liuyi this time, there is a person named Thief.

He's small, his shoulders are narrower than a woman's, his eyes are wandering, he looks at you as if he's not looking at you, and when he looks at the computer screen, you feel as if there's a gaze on you, and you never know where his attention is.

When this man heard that he was going to steal something, his eyes lit up, and if he hadn't been a good newcomer, he would have shouted "Let go of that relic and let me come!" by this time, and went straight to the exhibition hall.

"Brother Xiaoyuan, I have heard for a long time that you are extraordinary, and my little brother has long wanted to follow you through the experience, I don't know if you can take me with me this time?"

But why can't I like it?

Huang Chao, who has a wide range of friends, hurriedly introduced me: "This thief brother is quite a thief, and he was a big thief who led thousands of people back then, and his stealing skills are breathtaking. ”

Huang Chao's words are still quite sincere and credible, he rarely uses so many beautiful words for a person, so when he says that the thief is "quite a doorway" and "breathtaking", it means that this person still has some ability.

I asked the thief, "You're good at stealing?"

The thief smiled, waved his hand and said modestly: "Don't dare, don't dare, but the world praises me falsely and calls me the ancestor of the bandits." ”

"False praise? You, are you sure this is a praise?"

In the face of my scathing question, he smiled silently.

I turned to Wang Xiandao: "Zhen Liuyan is dead, can't we live a good life?

Wang Xian said: "It's the nephew of the Queen Mother who died, Heaven won't let you go, Hades, Xiao Hei, I, and these brothers from the underworld have to suffer, the sooner we wake up and defeat the Buddha, we have a better chance of winning." ”

This old guy said a paragraph of righteousness, the generals present were first instigated by him, and they all agreed, and Emperor Wenchen, who came here with the mentality of playing-such as Li Yu, the queen of Chen, was even more afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he wished to find something for me, so that he could join in the fun, and for a while everyone agreed with Wang Xianren's statement.

There was no way, the minority obeyed the majority, and I had to follow everyone on the thief ship.

The torrent of history is so violent, I can't tolerate my little shrimp fluttering around. Especially with a group of historical celebrities, the heaviness and helplessness of history swept over me deeply, and I was sad on this night when I was slightly hungry because I didn't eat dinner.

"The Buddha bone relics exhibition will be on display for three days, and then it will be transported to the National Museum, so we have limited time, so let's step on it tomorrow, right?" asked the thief.

I said weakly: "You are the supreme commander of this theft mission, and it is all up to you to arrange." ”

The thief looked at me with a smile, "Brother Xiaoyuan knows how to make good use of people, and he is a master of a generation." ”

"Come on, if I were a generation of masters, I would cut down all of you who caused trouble, and not a single one was left!"

The next day, I, the thief, and Lu Bu went to step on the spot, and Huang Chaobai also wanted to come, but the two of them were injured and were persuaded by me.

Li Yu and the others wanted to join in the fun, but when they saw that Huang Chaobai didn't go, they were embarrassed, so they had to stay and take care of the wounded.

The ministers coaxed together, and I found out that there was a girl among them, the girl had short hair, was very capable, and dressed in a neutral style, and I didn't realize that she was a girl until this time.

I couldn't help but look at her twice, and she introduced herself generously: "My name is Shangguan Wan'er, and I am here to find Her Majesty the Empress." ”

Her Majesty?

Huang Chao was also quite surprised, and asked, "I haven't heard Wu Zetian talk about you." ”

Shangguan Wan'er glared at Huang Chao angrily, "Dare to call the empress by her name, look for death!"

As he spoke, he actually picked up a mop stick - the same mop stick I used in the fight with people in the first place, which witnessed the whole process of my first being opened by He Shen - and put on a posture of fighting with Huang Chao.

Huang Chao still has a great sense of the overall situation, and shouted to me, "Xiaoyuan, you go first, I'll leave it to me here, and I promise to let everyone get along in harmony!"

I believe this, and Lu Bu led the thief Lu Bu out of the group.

When I got into the taxi, the driver looked impatient: "Why do you go to the exhibition center again? The traffic jam is jammed into dogs, and it is difficult for me to get out of it, alas! Your business will definitely not make money, and it will take half a day to ......get in."

Lu Bu sat in the back seat, his face became more and more solemn, and when the driver nagged for 5 minutes, he finally pointed to the driver and asked, "Brother Xiaoyuan, can I beat him?"

The car was quiet all of a sudden, the driver held the steering wheel and looked at me in horror, I was more scared than him, I broke out in a cold sweat, and reminded loudly: "Drive and look at the road!"

Instead, I said to Lu Bu: "The next time you encounter such a person, you can beat him, provided that you don't get arrested and catch him quickly." ”

In the next journey, the whole world was quiet, and I felt that the world still needed an upright boy like Lu Bu.

Outside the exhibition hall, a railing with three layers of inner and outer three layers was erected, and every ten meters in the railing was a special police officer on duty, and a large number of Buddhists gathered outside the railing, and a large number of special police and auxiliary police maintained order, although there were many people, there was no riot.

As soon as I got out of the car, I saw an acquaintance from afar, the old policeman who had interrogated me in the Long Xingyun case.

He also saw me, nodded at me, and asked, "What? You also believe in Buddhism?"

"I don't believe it. ”

"Are you interested in Buddha bone relics?"

I'm still really not generally interested, but I just can't tell him.