Chapter 66: American Blockbusters and Chinese Ghost Movies
"The so-called American blockbuster version, it can be summed up as: find him, flatten him, force him, let him hand over other people's souls, according to the basic model of American blockbusters, we need such a kind of people," Wang Xianren stretched out a hand, then curled up his thumb, and said: "First of all, the indispensable muscular man." ”
After speaking, he reached out and touched Cao Cao's biceps, nodded with satisfaction, and then he curled up his index finger again.
"Then, there have to be technical people, especially those who understand computers, preferably an otaku hacker. Wang Xianren held his chin and thought for a while: "I heard that there is a network administrator here, called Xiaobei, right? I think he is quite suitable, and the task of finding Zhen Liuyan can be handed over to him." ”
The second half of the sentence was directly ignored by me, because the "otaku hacker" had occupied my entire mind.
When this modern word appeared in the mouth of a Taoist priest, I had a deep distorted feeling, Mom, who am I? Where am I from, where am I going, I want to go home.
Wang Xianren smiled, curled up his middle finger, and continued: "This third, there must be a clever craftsman who can modify a car or a weapon from time to time, right?"
The corners of my eyes twitched twice, "Let's ...... And this kind of talent? Why don't I know?"
"Barely one. Wang Xianren stroked his beard incomprehensibly, "Don't you think Huang Chao has rarely been repairing bicycles recently?"
"Well, he'll ride. ”
"No, no," Wang Xianren said with a smile, "because he has learned to repair cars." ”
Poof-
I promise, if I hadn't drunk cold beer but hot water, I'd have had to spray it in his face.
"Is that okay?" I couldn't complain.
Wang Xianren shook his hand curled up with three fingers and said, "Of course, none of this is important. He pointed at me and said, "You're the key." ”
"What kind of role do I represent?"
Wang Xianren made a gesture of counting the money, "Tuhao, you are responsible for providing funds for our operation." ”
Poof-
I'll squirt cold beer in his face too!
Cao Cao waved his fist and said, "You're here to make trouble, right?
Wang Xianren said while hiding: "Don't be angry, don't I enliven the atmosphere first, there is also plan 2, Bao Jun is satisfied!"
"You mean the Chinese ghost movie version?" Hades said, playing with a strand of his hair, "Tell me about it." ”
"Hehe, it's still the king of Hades who knows the goods," Wang Xianren raised his eyebrows and said, "Since we know the purpose of Zhen Liu's cheating, why don't we set up a bureau for him and invite you into the urn." ”
"Oh, why did he get into your urn?" Hades let go of the hair in his hand, pulled out a nail clipper out of nowhere, and began to trim his nails again.
"As long as the benefits are enough, anyone can enter the urn. "Although Wang Xianren's words were said to the king of Hades, he glanced at me out of the corner of his eye.
Hades simply looked me up and down, "A physical body that can purify the power of ugly wood, is the temptation big enough?"
"I see enough, in order to get this body, even if Zhen Liuyan pays all his belongings and reduces his life for another 30 years, he will definitely be happy. As he spoke, Wang Xianren squeezed his eyes at me.
"We're hunting this time," Hades' expression grew cold, "not only do I have to catch the prey, but I also want to bait and retreat." ”
I blew my bangs and spread my hands and said, "Hey, hey, can you two stop playing dumb riddles?"
The expressions of the two were exactly the same ghost smile, and Cao Cao whispered, "Xiaoyuan, they ...... It's like I'm going to use you as bait. ”
I rolled my eyes, "How can I be a bait?"
Half an hour later......
Cao Cao looked at me for a while, and looked at the freezer containing Zhou Ruonan for a while, his face full of confusion.
Hades continued to trim his nails, rubbing, neither fast nor slow.
Wang Xianren drank half a dozen beers by himself, and it is no wonder that he is still bitter with me.
"Xiaoyuan, the capable work hard, I know at first glance that your bones are light, and you will become a great weapon in the future, since ancient times, heroes have come out of youth, you look at Nezha, you are looking at King Kong gourd baby, and the black cat sheriff, in other words, black cats and white cats, catching mice is a good cat, not to mention cats, as long as the pig is willing to work hard, it can be very promising, you see Marshal Tianpeng......"
I'm worried, who am I, where am I, where am I going?
It's just that the author gave me a cheat daddy golden finger, I didn't get any benefit myself, and I had to go behind enemy lines and use my own ...... Ah, the flesh as bait.
Heavens, earth, how many bad things have been done in the previous life to be punished like this!
Oh, by the way, I was Wei Zhongxian in my last life, and I really didn't do any bad things.
So, helping the grandmother cross the street, picking up a penny and handing it to the policeman's uncle, throwing the confetti on the side of the road into the garbage can, this is all very necessary!
I sighed weakly, and simply spread it on the sand, "Come on, the master is all up to you, I just ask you to leave me a whole corpse." ”
Cao Cao grabbed me in one step, "Xiaoyuan, Cao is grateful for your great kindness! In the future, I will definitely stick a knife in your ribs for you......."
Yes, if I remember correctly, it seems that our Cao Xiaoxiong said to the third person that he had inserted a knife in his ribs, and if we lined up to let him insert a knife in both ribs, his two rows of ribs would not be able to form a knife rack.
That picture is so beautiful, I can't think about it!
At this point, I don't have to be awkward anymore, just follow his heroic appearance and say: "I will give up my life to toss with you, who made you my brother!"
Cao Cao was so grateful that he burst into tears, I couldn't stand this, so I quickly changed the topic and said, "Even if you send me to be a bait, we have to find out that Zhen Liu's cheats first, otherwise where will the bait go?"
Hades put down his nail clippers, picked up his mobile phone, and after sending a few messages, he smiled: "That's really ...... Ah, that's it, that's it. ”
I glanced at Cao Cao weakly, waiting for Hades' next step.
"Ahem," Hades continued, "Although Xiao Hei and they haven't found Zhen Liuyi's hiding place, it's almost the same, it's interesting...... Hehe...... Quite interesting. ”
Cao Cao said, "Have you found it?" I nodded to Wang Xianren.
Hades pointed to the freezer in the corner of the house, "Is it safe to put her here?"
Cao Cao unplugged the power, picked up the freezer and left, "Within half an hour, I will definitely find a safe place for her." ”
Hades said to Wang Xianren again: "Is the power of the ugly wood ready?"
Wang Xianren pulled his legs and left, "I've been ready, I'll bring it now." ”
Only me and Hades were left in the room, I thought I would have to make some preparations like Cao Cao's immortals, but I didn't expect Hades to just look at me with disgust, "Xiaoyuan, how long have you not taken a bath?"
"Huh?"
"Let's go take a shower, it's all stinky, your body is also bait, what if that Zhen Liu has a habit of cleanliness?"
Damn, is there any reason for heaven?