Chapter 942: Is Lao Xiao a Pervert? (1)

In the dormitory.

Xiao Qi couldn't help but push Liu Mei's face, directly pushed him aside, and said helplessly: "Your sister agrees with your transformation?

As he spoke, he walked into the dormitory.

In the room, the fat man was lying on the bed with his ass pouted, as if he was looking for something.

And Lei Zi was standing at the window, making porridge on the phone, probably talking to Erma on the phone.

Hearing Xiao Qi's voice, the fat man said without replying: "I said Seventh Master, you care so much about Sister Liu and his eldest sister, do you have thoughts about others?"

"Fuck your uncle, nonsense. ”

Xiao Qi slapped the fat man's ass casually and scolded, "Are you ready?" ”

"Leave immediately. ”

At this time, Liu Mei hurriedly grabbed Xiao Qi's arm and said excitedly: "Seventh Master, take me to your Longyin base, and besides, my sister has already spoken, she won't care about me anymore." So, transform, transform, must transform. ”

Hearing Liu Mei's words, Xiao Qi was stunned and said suspiciously, "Your sister said that she doesn't care about you?"

"Well, really, don't believe you asked her yourself?"

"Damn, you shouldn't make your sister angry, right? Otherwise, how could she say such a thing?" Xiao Qi pursed his lips and walked to the window to say hello to Lei Zi.

Liu Mei listened to Xiao Qi's words, and suddenly stared at him with strange eyes, looking left and right.

"Do you have eye problems?"

"Uh, Seventh Master, aren't you really interested in my old sister? ”

At this time, the fat man also found the disc, jumped off the bed, and smiled at Xiao Qihaha: "Look at it, the fat man just said, the seventh master is absolutely not normal to Sister Liu." Beyond the ...... between friends"

"Dead fatty, you don't speak, no one treats you as dumb. ”

Xiao Qi quickly interrupted him, glanced at Liu Mei again, shook his head and sighed, "You two goods, none of them have serious business." Forget it, I'll ask myself. ”

After speaking, he picked up the phone and dialed Liu Shiyu's number casually.

"Hey, Sister Liu. ”

"Hey, Xiao Qi, what's wrong?" On the phone, Liu Shiyu's voice sounded a little flustered.

"Ask you something, Liu Mei said that he wanted to transform, and you agreed, right?"

"Oh, this, well, leave him alone. Xiao Qi, my brother is impetuous, you know. So it's up to you to decide whether to change it or not, I just hope he doesn't trouble you. ”

When Xiao Qi heard this, he scratched his head, and said helplessly: "Okay, Sister Liu." By the way, next time you come to Yandu, give me a letter in advance, and I will invite you to dinner. ”

"Well, I'll tell you next time. ”

"Then first, bye. ”

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Qi looked at Liu Mei with a puzzled look and said, "It's really weird, Sister Liu actually gave up on you, the baby pimple brother, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into your sister." ”

"Hehe, Seventh Master, it's none of my business at all, anyway, now you have to keep your promise. As you say, my sister doesn't care, you won't refuse me. ”

Looking at Liu Mei's sinister expression, Xiao Qi shook his head and smiled: "Okay, it's easy to transform you." It's just that don't regret it, the danger around me is even more terrible than you imagined, and it can kill you at every turn. ”

"Don't be afraid, the fat man doesn't care about his mouth, I still care about an eggplant. Liu Mei saw that Xiao Qi was relieved, and a look of ecstasy appeared on her face.

"Rub, Sister Liu, what's wrong with the fat man's temperament?" The fat man listened on the side, and the boss on his face was unhappy.

"No, I found that you are much more handsome now than before. ”

"Fuck off, uncle, you don't speak right. ”

"Damn, you're almost able to fit us both now. ”

"Sister Liu, you owe it to repair, don't you?"

Liu Mei shook her head and sighed and said, "Look at it, if you still have that virtue." It's not okay to say yes, it's not okay to be honest, this dead fat man has a tendon. Won't turn. ”

"Okay, okay, you two are half a catty to eight taels, there is no difference. ”

Xiao Qi hurriedly waved his hand at the two of them, if these two guys were allowed to open their mouths, they would have to choke on them for a day.

Since it was decided to transform Liu Mei, it was just right, so I simply called Lao Xiao over.

Now my mother's body can't be transformed, and she doesn't accept the Xianjia pill, so she is really weak.

Fortunately, Lao Xiao has become her personal guard, and she can only let Lao Xiao continue to grow stronger, plus the four ghost servants she secretly sent in the past.

The strength of these four contract ghost servants also rose with him, and all of them advanced to the upper level of immortals.

With so many powerful forces to protect, I believe that even if there is another heavenly soldier general, my mother will not be lost.

Thinking of this, he immediately called Xiao Jingtian.

"Hey, Lao Xiao, what are you doing?"

"What's the matter with your mother?"

"Uh, why are you two people in the world every day?

"Stinky boy, stop talking nonsense. I've been separated from your mother for nearly twenty years, and I can't get enough of the two of you every day, preferably every minute. Xiao Jingtian seemed to lower his voice to speak.

As soon as his words fell, it was as if he heard a voice shouting in the distance: "Brother Tian, I'm done washing." ”

"Hey, it's coming soon. ”

Xiao Jingtian replied quickly, and then quickly asked, "Xiao Qi, what's the matter?" ”

"Ahem, Lao Xiao, I really have to remind you, my mother's body is weak, but I can't bear you tossing so much now. It's only nine o'clock in the morning, are you really twenty-four hours a day?"

"Poof, you stinky boy, what's going on in your head?"

"Don't pretend, I heard it just now, my mother finished taking a shower again, you said, don't you hey after taking a bath, can you still do it? Draw a sketch of the human body?" Xiao Qi replied angrily.

This Lao Xiao is really, if he continues to toss like this, his mother has not waited for recovery, so she will fold his hand first.

"Alas, my son doesn't know Lao Tzu at all, which is really chilling. Stinky boy, your mom just washed a lot of grapes and strawberries, and the two of us are going to open a home theater at home, watch a movie, and enjoy the world of two. Why do you have such a long head, you are so anxious?"

Hearing Xiao Jingtian's words, Xiao Qi was immediately embarrassed, and hurriedly smiled: "Uh, haha, sorry, sorry." I misunderstood, don't tell my mother about this. By the way, you and your mother will come to the Longyin base. ”

"Huh, what?"

"There's been an accident lately, and there are horrible people around, and I'm going to have to give you both some protection. ”

"What's wrong, do you need the assistance of the Huaxia Special Team?" Xiao Jingtian's voice became much more serious.

"Hehe, forget it. Your Huaxia special group is not as good as my top ten sword immortal guards. You just come with your mother. ”

"Okay, I'll see you later. ”

Hanging up the phone, Xiao Qi let out a sigh of relief.

It's really strange, why do I have such a strange impression of this biological Lao Tzu, I always think that he is a pervert.

"Seventh Master, can you go?" Liu Mei suddenly came to Xiao Qi's side and asked with a smile.

Xiao Qi turned his head to look at Lei Zi, his phone porridge was also finished, and he asked casually: "Lei Zi, where is Erma?"

"Went out to take a shower, what's the matter?"

"What I promised her before, help her improve her natal Gu, and the two of you can come together. ”

"Holy, it's perfect. She'll be back right away. ”

At this time, the fat man came to Leizi's side, blinked, and said suspiciously: "I've always wondered, how did Erma get the dormitory manager's aunt?"

"It's so simple, she knocks the dormitory manager unconscious every time before she comes in. ”

When Xiao Qi and the other three people heard this, they all looked at each other, crying and laughing.

Is it really good to let Erma continue to grow stronger?'