There's nothing to be ashamed of being slapped by 'mom'. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The mother-in-law and the 'mother' are similar, you kidnapped other people's daughters, and there is one more pair of 'parents' to take advantage of?

There is nothing more beautiful in the world than marrying a daughter-in-law and giving a father and a mother, think about it, it's really like this.

Of course, there are also people who are forced to die, not to mention marrying a grandmother, and there are two more mountains on their heads, this kind of person is not only miserable.

As far as Xiao Zhi's parents are concerned, Fang Kun still has no impression, even if the products he has returned to the furnace, he has not had much intersection with them in that life, but after all, Fang Kun still feels guilty in his heart for ruining other people's daughters.

I vaguely remember that my mother-in-law, Xing Yurong, is the deputy director of the Criminal Investigation Bureau of the Provincial Department and a police cadre at the department level.

Dad Xiao, I don't remember clearly, it seems that he is a department-level official, but he doesn't work in this province, who called him Lao Tzu the number one in the province?

Xing Yurong and her husband are separated, mainly she takes care of her daughter at home, but she still didn't look at this girl, she was quietly in love, and now she has caught a pair of puppy men and women, she can't wait to skin them and scrape them alive.

These two little farts are still reluctant, and they still care about each other at this time, Xing Yurong is shocked and angry, and she can't cry or laugh.

She is a person from the past, and she has also experienced this age, how can they be so bold at that time? Not to mention openly hugging her arms on the street, holding hands is an unbelievable behavior, look at this young man now, only thirteen or fourteen, ah, this is worth it?

It's not that Xing Yurong's old traditional thinking is not the times, on the contrary, when she talks about others, she is also quite good at saying it, the times have changed, we have to keep up with the pace of the times, and we can no longer look at problems with old eyes or anything, but when it is my daughter's turn, it must be traditional.

If she had seen someone else's child on the street today hugging her like this, she might have laughed.

But when she saw that it was her daughter, she almost fainted out of breath, where did she put this face? Ah? Where did I put my face? What does this make acquaintances say? Oh, Xing Yurong, your daughter turned out to be like that, and you still boast that your daughter is everyone's best girl all day long?

There is such a lady show? Do you have a little boyfriend on the thirteenth or fourteenth day?

The more I think about it, the more angry I get, and the more I think about it, the bigger the fire.

So after the daughter went upstairs, a slap was slapped in the face of the culprit, the little white-faced boy.

The slap was loud, and Xiao Zhi who turned the corner of the stairs was called back.

"Mom...... What do you do?"

Xiao Zhi rushed down the stairs like crazy, Xing Yurong didn't seem to know her daughter anymore, this girl was so bold?

Dead girl, how old are you, and your heart is 'outward'?

Xing Yurong was so shocked, unbelievably shocked.

Xiao Zhi, who ran over, stood in front of Fang Kun and cried, "Mom, you hit me, you hit me, don't hit him, don't worry about him, Fang Kun, you go, you hurry up......"

She was afraid that her mother and Fang Kun would have a fight, there was no room for maneuver in this matter, she was afraid, she was very afraid, she was so afraid that she forgot her mother's majesty.

The strength of her daughter to protect the young man made Xing Yurong so angry that she was about to vomit blood, which made her understand more and more, her daughter was hard-hearted?

As for it, as for it, how old are you? Do you know what love is?

Xing Yurong began to tremble.

Xiao Zhi, who was crying and pushing Fang Kun to let him go, couldn't push Fang Kun's mountain-like body at all.

"You go, you bastard, you want to piss off my mother? ”

Xiao Zhi also had no strength, and slammed Fang Kun's chest and shoulders with her head fist.

Fang Kun grabbed her wrist, "Zhizhi, calm down!"

Zhizhi?Also called Zhizhi?

Xing Yurong couldn't bear it anymore, her hand was raised, and the slap was slapped on her daughter's face.

Xiao Zhi didn't dodge or dodge, she was born, snapped, and hit her head crookedly.

"Shameless thing, get me upstairs?"

Xiao Zhi raised her head and stood firmly in front of Fang Kun, blocking between her mother and her sweetheart.

"Mom, you let him go, I'll do whatever you want, okay?"

Xing Yurong can see this stubborn temper, she is as stubborn as she was when she was a child, and she really deserves to be her daughter.

Angry, she gritted her teeth and raised her hand again, unable to resist pumping again.

Fang Kun wrapped his arms around Xiao Zhi's plain waist, hugged her away from him, and moved her to the side, and at the same time, reached out and grabbed Xing Yurong's jade wrist, this mother and daughter made such a fuss because of themselves, which he didn't want to see.

"Calm down, Auntie, Zhizhi and I are very good, but not as ignorant or dirty as you think, we just like each other, and it is okay to say that it is love......"

Smack, Xing Yurong pulled over with her other hand and pumped it on Fang Kun, interrupting his words.

"You're more shameless and shameless. ”

Fang Kun's eyes were full of stars, but he didn't dodge, he hugged Xiao Zhi tightly with one arm, protected her in front of him, blocked Xing Yurong sideways, and grabbed one of the wrists of the mother-in-law with one hand, so that she couldn't break free, and there was no third hand to block Xing Yurong's other hand.

Fang Kun stiffened his neck, and then Xing Yurong's extremely angry gaze, and said word by word: "It's love, not shameless." ”

"Don't say it, Fang Kun, go quickly, my mother won't listen. ”

Xiao Zhi struggled and cried.

"There are things to be clarified. ”

Fang Kun is also a stubborn temper.

Xing Yurong shook off the wrist that was grabbed by him, his wrist was red and painful, this kid is so powerful.

She groped around her waist, and the next moment, she pulled out the pistol.

Xiao Zhi screamed, "Mom, don't ......"

Mom was dizzy, and actually took out a gun, Xiao Zhi was so frightened that she almost didn't pee her pants.

But the muzzle of the gun was already pointed at Fang Kun's forehead.

"Do you believe I shot you in the head?"

Xing Yurong has a murderous face, she had front-line police experience in her early years, she broke through the blood and fire, and she has seen bullets and bullets, so she has a murderous aura.

Fang Kun was not afraid, because Xing Yurong forgot to open insurance, maybe she didn't think about opening insurance at all, she was purely pretending.

"Auntie, I'm not afraid of this, you don't have to scare me. ”

"You're not afraid, do you have the courage to say you love her?"

"I love her, and I promise the party and the people that I will definitely marry Xiao Zhi as my wife, and as long as I live, I will do this. ”

Xiao Zhi collapsed, "Fang Kun...... Woo......"

Xing Yurong's hands were trembling, and her thumb opened the insurance, "You have a kind, you say it again!"

, the insurance is opened, Fang Kun has to swallow saliva.

Xiao Zhi was dumbfounded, forgot to breathe, and stared blankly at the gun in her mother's hand.

Fang Kun gritted his teeth, stared at Xing Yurong's eyes, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu broke the evil into the spine, the bone is better than steel, bet, bet that your bullet can't penetrate my skull, it's a big deal to go back to the furnace again, what's the matter.

"Auntie, I will marry Xiao Zhi as my wife, it is necessary, we gave each other our first kiss, I must fulfill this promise and never regret it until death. ”

"Have you kissed me?" Ouch, I'm so angry......

Xing Yurong rolled her eyes, she was soft and crooked, and her pretty face was black, which was a manifestation of impatience.

"Mom......"

The old lady was dizzy, and Xiao Zhi screamed in distress.

Fang Kun let go of her early and grabbed Xing Yurong's body who was about to fall, Xiao Zhi even caught the gun in her mother's hand, turned off the insurance, and threw it on the sofa, this thing is scared to death, my mother is really, there is such a scared child?

It's really amazing to be able to make an adult who has been in the world for a long time stun alive.

Fang Kun picked up Xing Yurong horizontally, hurriedly put her on the sofa, and snorted at Xiao Zhi, gun, gun, put it away.

Xiao Zhi sighed, grabbed the gun and took it to the single sofa, pressed it with a pillow, and hid it temporarily.

And Fang Kun was not idle, holding the snow neck of the mother-in-law-to-be, flattening her head, reaching out to pinch her acupoint, and giving first aid to the person who fainted, Xiao Zhi came over and put her mother's legs flat on the sofa.

"How's it going? Ouch, what are you talking about, kiss a fart, and see if it makes my mother dizzy?"

"Why am I so unprovoked?"

"If you say that you've slept with me in your arms for two days, my mother won't shoot you stupid, I'll take your surname. ”

"If you don't have my surname, who else do you want to have?"

Xiao Zhi punched it over, and said bitterly: "When is it, do you still have the heart to say this?

"You stroke your chest, give your aunt a good breath, don't be idle. ”

"Oooh. ”

She stretched out her hand to caress her mother's chest, but the double shrugging on Xing Yurong's chest was too spectacular, and it was definitely uneven.

Fang Kun, who was pinching people, didn't dare to push too hard, for fear of pinching his mother-to-be.

With a sigh, Xing Yurong exhaled a breath of turbidity, her eyelids trembled, and she finally returned to her soul.

"Mom, Mom, are you okay?"

Xiao Zhi lowered her head with concern and asked.

Fang Kun was still holding his mother-to-be's head, which was basically in his arms, "Auntie, Auntie, are you better?"

Xing Yurong, who opened her eyes, gradually recovered her senses, but she felt weak for a while, as if she was out of strength.

She turned her eyes and glared at her daughter, "Dead girl, just act as if the old lady never gave birth to you, you get out of me, I don't want to see you." ”

These heartless words made Xiao Zhi scared enough, and she couldn't help crying: "Mom, Zhizhi doesn't dare, and she won't dare in the future." ”

"Then you promise me to cut off this little rascal. ”

"Mom, Fang Kun is not a little rascal, not what you think, my daughter really likes him......"

"You're shameless, aren't you?"

"Mom, please forgive your daughter's unfilial piety. ”

Xiao Zhi's words are tantamount to telling her mother that she will never give up Fang Kun.

The black aura on Xing Yurong's face condensed a little more, and she glanced at the little white-faced young man holding her head.

"Little Wang Badan, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into my daughter? Let her be so desperate for you? Don't even want your own mother? What about my gun, I'm going to crash you...... What about the gun......"

Xing Yurong, who was soft-spirited, raised her hand weakly, trying to find her gun.

Xiao Zhi's heart shrank, and she grabbed Fang Kun, "You run first, wait until my mother is too angry......"

She was afraid that her mother would recover in a while and make a fuss again.

Fang Kun didn't think about escaping, that was not the attitude to solve the problem, not to mention that he sat cross-legged on the sofa and pressed the mother-in-law on the back of the incense, and held her again for a while, it was not that he couldn't pull away, but he didn't think about running at all.

"What are you running, it's like this anyway, I admit what my aunt does,"

"Are you stupid, are you? My mother beat me all the way ...... flesh and skin, are you a piece of?"

"Zhizhi, this time I will open your skin and flesh, whoever asked me to hook up with you, I will bear all the blame. ”

Fang Kun replied to Xiao Zhi with a smile, which made her even more tearful.

Xing Yurong was even more angry, "Ouch, these two shameless little rabbit cubs are still so disgusting to me, I don't think I can survive." ”

Xing Yurong began to gasp, and Fang Kun knocked Xiao Zhi, "Hurry up and get water." ”

Xiao Zhi hurriedly poured a glass of water from the coffee table, Fang Kun raised Xing Yurong's head, and poured the water into her mouth, if you don't want to drink it, her throat and eyes were burning uncomfortably, in order to ease the breath that came out, and she had the strength to clean up this shameless pair, Xing Yurong drank water.

Xiao Zhi also stroked her mother's chest and smoothed her breath, "Mom, are you better? Don't scare me?"

"Dead girl, you don't get angry with me, can I be like this?

"Mom, Fang Kun and I are nothing, it's just a little better than ordinary classmates, we really didn't do anything......"

"Fang Kun, Fang Kun, I remembered, during the holidays, didn't you say that this little rascal did something to kill you and hospitalized you?

Xing Yurong actually wanted to go here.

Xiao Zhi rolled her eyes, she couldn't explain this to her mother, in fact, now that the students know about this situation, they will also think that she and Fang Kun are making a show to cover people's eyes.

"Mom......"

"Get upstairs and wait until I get back and clean up your shameless thing. ”

It's time to drink a glass of water, Xing Yurong's black and purple face changed, and her breath calmed down a lot.

Fang Kun also gave Xiao Zhi a look and told her to go up first and deal with her mother-in-law by herself.

In fact, Xiao Zhi also knew that if she wanted to give her mother and Fang Kun space to talk alone, and make some agreements, it would definitely be inconvenient for her to say it.

She gave her a cautious look before she went upstairs nervously, waiting for her mother to turn around and clean her up.

After experiencing the commotion before the coma, Xing Yurong was not so excited, and she was angry, but she at least figured out one situation, this handsome young man named Fang Kun was not a wilted goods, but a responsible Leng Touqing, the gun was pointed at the brain, and he said that he wanted to marry his daughter.

Okay, it's really backbone, this is by no means the courage and courage that a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy can have.

She didn't dare to say that she had read thousands of people, but after all, she had entered middle age, had seen a lot, and had a very shrewd eyesight, and she had always rarely looked at the wrong person, especially this thirteen or fourteen-year-old age, who could pee his pants if he was a little bluffing, and the teenager in front of him was definitely different.

She sat up with her body propped up, leaned back on the sofa, and broke away from the boy's embrace, in fact, the previous contact, with her keen perception, could judge from the boy's muscle toughness and long breath that he had a super physique.

Fang Kun's hand didn't leave her fragrant shoulder until Xing Yurong sat upright, and his eyes were full of concern.

That look, combined with what he said before, Xing Yurong was sure that this was a sensible child.

"Have you practiced?"

In the simple three words, Xing Yurong asked clearly, and Fang Kun understood what he heard.

"Hmm,"

Fang Kun replied with one word.

Xing Yurong raised her wrist and looked at it, she grabbed Fang Kun just now, there were still red marks at this time, and her wrist bones were also a little painful.

Fang Kun glanced at Xing Yurong's wrist apologetically, and said with a wry smile: "Auntie, I was a little out of control just now, I'm sorry." ”

"I've been conceited for years, and I haven't been able to break free of the palm grappling, you're very good. ”

I don't know if it's ridicule or praise, which makes Fang Kun restless.

"Auntie, the matter between me and Xiao Zhi ......"

"You still have the face to say, what have you done besides kissing?"

Xing Yurong asked very directly.

Fang Kun didn't dare to meet Xing Yurong's eyes, his hand rested on his face and pretended to scratch his forehead, covering his handsome face.

"No, nothing has been done, it's really ......"

"You make me believe you?"

Xing Yurong sat up straight, narrowing the distance between him and directly putting pressure on Fang Kun.

"There are hugs, hugs, hugs, nothing else......"

"Hmph, you have the courage to do it, but you don't have the courage to admit it? Hug and hug, and kiss your mouth, I don't believe you can bear it?"

At this age, it is not uncommon for people to have a big belly, and Xing Yurong still doesn't completely believe that they didn't do that.

"Auntie, let me tell you the truth, I am a disciple of the Zixia Mountain Shenxu Dojo, the Taoism I practice cannot break the child's body, otherwise it will be wasted, only when the practice reaches a certain realm, can it be broken, the next ten years, it is estimated that it will be difficult, let alone do something, that is, many boys of my age have hand Y vices, I don't understand, but I have never done it once, because I can't, I'm not afraid of your jokes about this, I just want to tell Auntie, Xiao Zhi and I, it can't happen." ”

Xing Yurong's beautiful eyes lit up, and she asked hurriedly, "Who can prove that you are a disciple of Zixia Mountain?"

Fang Kun took out his mobile phone at that time and found the fourth senior brother in the contact, "Auntie, the Purple Infant Daoist is my fourth senior brother, I will call him now, you can talk to him, have you ever seen the Purple Infant Daoist before, have you heard his voice?"

"Yes, I saw it once last year, and I was very impressed, I remember his voice, you pull it out. ”

If it could really be proved that Fang Kun was a disciple of Zixia Mountain, Xing Yurong would be able to believe what he said, and in addition, on the surface, Fang Kun did not look like a teenager who was contaminated with the vice of hand Y, and it could be seen from the look on his face that he was a very healthy baby.

The boy with the vice of hand Y has a dull complexion, pale and sickly, and his spirit is sluggish, which can basically be seen at a glance.

Fang Kun rarely directly disturbed Senior Brother Ziying, but he couldn't do it if he didn't bother today.

He glanced at Xing Yurong, pressed down the speakerphone, and when he was about to talk to his senior brother, Xing Yurong could hear it clearly.

Xing Yurong took a deep breath and looked forward to it, Ziying is a strange person, ordinary people in the world can't see him, who would have thought that his little junior brother was in front of him?

The phone was pulled over, and it rang N before it was picked up, Ziying may be meditating or something.

"Fourth Senior Brother. ”

"Little junior brother, why did you think of calling me?"

The low and neutral voice was exactly what the old Ziying said, Xing Yurong didn't think she would hear it wrong, she nodded slightly towards Fang Kun.

"Fourth Senior Brother, Taiwu Dao, have you ever heard of it?"

"What's the matter, have you met a born disciple of this sect?"

"Yes, it's a bit of a skirmish, senior brother, I feel that they focus on martial arts cultivation, and they don't seem to have any characteristics in terms of Dao magic and runes?"

"Little junior brother, the matter of Taiwudao, the foolish brother also heard the old man of the master once mentioned it, did not elaborate, only said that it is a very secret murderous special sect, very few disciples are born, if you have a grudge with it, be careful, as for whether this sect is a fine channel spell, the foolish brother is not very good, there are still people around you, the foolish brother can hear her subtle breathing, it is a woman. ”

"Senior brother, I am an elder in my family. ”

"Well, anything else?"

"No, brother. ”

"Tai Martial Dao, if you feel pressured, the foolish brother will come forward for you to settle it. ”

"Don't dare to bother Senior Brother Qingxiu, I will solve the worldly affairs, and the other party is not the kind that can be suppressed by pure force. ”

"Got a background?"

"More than that, quite big. ”

"Then you have your discretion, the foolish brother will not interfere without permission. ”

"Okay, don't bother Senior Brother. ”

"Hmm. ”

The old Tao said simply, and hung up after the hum.

Xing Yurong tried her best to hold back, but she still did not escape the six senses of the old way, which shows why the old way's cultivation is so profound.

This time, she believed Fang Kun's words.

"Auntie, do you believe this?"

Xing Yurong glanced at him, and saw that there were red marks on his handsome face, which were caused by his two slaps, so he flattened his mouth.

"You and Zhizhi are still young, and they fall in love early, which will affect their learning, you know?

Fang Kun's face was red, "Auntie, we don't dare anymore, I promise that we won't dare to come nonsense in the future, you spare Zhizhi this time, if you want to beat me, I will suffer for her." ”

"You can replace it? You still have your ass on the tile, who are your lords? I'll meet them. ”

As soon as he heard this, Fang Kun moved away from the sofa, poofed, and knelt down for the mother-in-law-to-be.