The monkey stirred the clouds under my feet and led me straight to Hades as fast as he could.

The clouds were flying so slowly that I felt a faint ache in my heart when I saw that the short sword in the queen mother's hand was about to pierce Hades' chest.

It is said that the twins are in the same breath and have the same mind, and it seems that this statement is true.

"Stop!"

I threw the three-pointed, two-edged knife in my hand with all my might, and the weapon was like a javelin, and it whistled through the wind and pierced straight towards the door of the Queen Mother.

At the same time, the monkey shouted, "Somersault Cloud, come!"

Just listen to the buzzing sound from far and near, as if a supersonic plane was flying, and a golden cloud came close in the blink of an eye, and the cloud swirled in the sky, and crashed towards the Queen Mother.

As soon as the Queen Mother dodged the "javelin" I thrown, the cloud under her feet was hit by a somersault cloud, her center of gravity was unstable, she fell on her back, threw herself on the ground and scolded: "Splash monkey!

When the Jade Emperor saw that his daughter-in-law was beaten, he had to do it, so he shouted angrily and manipulated the Dragon Ancestor to bite us.

I yelled at Hades: "Brother, be careful!" was pulled up by Sun Wukong into the somersault cloud, and before he finished speaking, the person was already thousands of meters away.

There was still a black qi wrapped around Long Zu's body, which was the "seven inches" that Hades had marked for us.

The monkey rounded the golden hoop stick and smashed it into the snake body wrapped in black gas, I wanted to rush too, but ......

I don't have any weapons!

The three-pointed two-edged knife that I "borrowed" from Erlang God has just been thrown out by me!

Standing on the somersault cloud, watching the monkey submerge into the black gas, my heart collapsed a little bit, I never thought that this epic war would end with the protagonist without weapons, I am really the most aggrieved protagonist in history!

Just when I was depressed, the somersault cloud moved on its own.

What kind of transportation can humans withstand? It's like a rocket! I couldn't stand at all, and I fell down all at once.

"Ahh

It was probably the worst moment of my life.

The monkey jumped up, stepped on the somersault cloud, found that I was gone, looked around, and finally found me, "Brother Xiaoyuan, come back quickly!

If I could go back, I wouldn't have to shout for help!

The passing year is not good!

The monkey drove a somersault cloud and dived, still a little slower.

I was in free fall, through countless clouds, and the problem arose.

If a person is free-falling from a height of 90,000 meters, will he fall to death or starve to death?

My answer is to fall to death.

When I slapped something my back, I heard the sound of Kerala in my body, and I didn't know if the bones were broken or the internal organs were mixed into a paste.

The tinnitus took me an unknown amount of time, and the monkey's anxious voice changed from small to loud.

"Catch!

I subconsciously grabbed what I was doing, only to feel the wind whistling in my ears, and when my eyesight gradually recovered, I still wished I was blind.

The first sight scared me half to death.

My hands clasped a piece of dragon scales, and the whole person was attached to the head of the dragon ancestor, how noble the dragon ancestor was, how could he allow the neck to be ridden by mortals, it rolled in a different way, rising rapidly for a while, and swooping down for a while, I was like sitting on a giant roller coaster, and I was directly scared to pee.

Dare to pee on the head of the Dragon Ancestor, I'm afraid I'm the only one in the world.

Long Zu was almost mad, and he opened his mouth to breathe fire, but only a few wisps of scorched smoke were spewed.

I shouted and asked the monkey, "What's the situation?"

"Seven inches hit, but this guy's dragon scales are too thick to move! it makes him angry!" The monkey shouted at me, and reached out to pull me up the somersault cloud, but I was so jolting on the dragon's head that I didn't dare to grab his outstretched hand.

I was scorching, I saw Wang Xianren flying up crookedly on a blackened cloud, the cloud under his feet was like a marshmallow cooked in the dark, the whole person seemed to have been in the microwave oven for 3 minutes, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, he waved his hand and shouted at me: "Xiaoyuan is good! Don't let go! Suck up the mana of the Dragon Ancestor!"

Yes?

I finally understood why Long Zu couldn't breathe fire, and I finally realized how perverted my superpowers were.

My superpower can be summed up as being able to quickly absorb and use other people's superpowers as long as there is physical contact, weak when weak, strong when strong, and even more perverted when perverted.

Long Zu didn't toss anymore, he drooped his head wiltedly, I tried to mobilize the power in my body, and I actually condensed a small fireball in the palm of my hand, as soon as the fireball appeared, the heat wave directly lifted everyone below, and even the monkeys on the side were a little jealous.

The Buddha, who had been wandering on the edge of the battlefield, suddenly rushed over in the clouds.

"Amitabha, God has the virtue of a good life, the Dragon Ancestor spit fire and mutilated the living beings in the world, thanks to the timely action of the little benefactor, a disaster was resolved. However, Long Zu is also being used, so the little donor doesn't have to take his life, right?"

Long Zu seemed to be able to understand human speech, blinking his two big eyes, looking at me pitifully.

"Ahem," I stood up, shook my numb hands and feet, found a wet patch under my crotch, and quickly hid behind the dragon's horns, "Since the Buddha said so, I will sell you a face, and I will spare its life." ”

"Thank you, thank you. The Buddha touched the dragon's horns with a smile and said to the dragon ancestor: "Are you willing to go to the west with me, listen to my lectures and ask, and be a kind, cheerful and righteous good beast?"

Looking at Long Zusheng's expression, I immediately understood the monkey's choice back then.

Wait, no!

Why was my subdued Dragon Ancestor taken away by Rulai?

According to YY's plot routine, shouldn't the protagonist fight the boss all the way and take the most bullish boss as his little brother?

Why do you want to get a foot in it?

I just came back to my senses, and Rulai had already drifted away with the Dragon Ancestor.

I stood on the somersault cloud, covered my crotch, and said to the monkey embarrassedly, "Brother Monkey, can you help me find clothes again?"

"Do you want to wear the armor of the Tota Li Heavenly King or the Taoist robe of the Taishang Laojun?"

I thought about it, "Taishang Laojun was eaten by us for nothing, plus you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace last time, the old man was unlucky twice, and the Heavenly King of Tota Li took the initiative to provoke us, or he is more hateful." ”

The monkey nodded and said, "Understood, Brother Xiaoyuan, wait a minute!"

When I put on the armor of King Tota Li and returned the armor of Jiro God, Jiro God was about to cry when he looked at the armor that was soaked by me.

I said to him with a guilty face, "I'm sorry, I lost your weapon." ”

"Damn! That's not the point!" Erlang God sat down in the clouds in frustration, this was probably the most humiliating battle he had ever fought.

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