Chapter 158: Counterfeit Money
Pimping on his old man's body, which is also unprecedented, but Chen Long didn't feel awkward at all, but the more he talked, the happier he became, and Yang Xiaobai vaguely saw a trace of Tang Seng from his body.
"The old man's granddaughter is as beautiful as a fairy, but she has a big temper, usually at home, she can tear down the house, the old man loves her very much, and she has a headache, and she has always wanted to find someone to take care of her, I think you are very good, the old man is also very satisfied with you, if you get her, you will kiss and kiss!" I'll talk to the old man when I go back, and he will definitely agree, by the way, she blew up the men's toilet at her school in Nanshi a few days ago, and the school said that she was advised to go home and calm down for a while, and the old man decided to let her transfer to another school, it seems that she will also go to Chunan High School, right?"
Yang Xiaobai was shocked: "Blew up the men's toilet?" Are you sure you're right?"
"That's right. Chen Long said of course, "Although Miss is young, she has already obtained a doctorate in chemistry from Stanford, she likes to do some scientific research or something, I guess she missed last time, after all, scientists come out of failure." ”
It doesn't make sense that she blew up the men's toilet, and if she wants to blow it up, it's also a bomb on the women's toilet, right?
Yang Xiaobai coughed dryly: "That, I'm a little sick to my stomach, I'd better go back first, right?"
"Sick stomach? We have a toilet here. ”
"No, I'm a cleanliness addict, and I'm not used to other people's toilets. ”
"Then you don't have to go to the toilet when you go to school?"
Yang Xiaobai sweated profusely, why did Brother Long be verbose, really the same as Tang Seng, he coughed and said, "I usually bring my own toilet." ”
"Is that okay?"
"I say yes, and it does!"
Brother Nan was reluctant to give up, watching Yang Xiaobai ride away on his mount, and repeatedly told him that he must come here to play if he has nothing to do, it is absolutely free, as long as he doesn't pack it.
The two old men were sent back by Brother Nan, otherwise, the three of them would not be able to take away the two drunk and drunken old men.
When he wanted to send a man to send the two old men back, the old man was lying on the sofa and couldn't pull it up, Yang Xiaobai sneered and said that he would send two beautiful women, and the two old men were immediately drunk and stood up.
"Xiaobai, how to spend the five million?" Li Da slut pedaled on the bicycle, fantasizing about the scene after Yang Xiaobai won the bet, but he saw the five million written on it, and he was greedy for a long time.
Yang Xiaobai pondered: "Buy two luxury cars, one for me and one for a pony." ”
Li Da Slut's face changed: "What about me?"
"You're riding a bike in the middle. ”
Ma Shangfeng praised: "That's a good idea. ”
Li Da was furious: "Protest! Strongly protest!"
"Protest against your sister. Yang Xiaobai said angrily, "Let's talk about the five million when I get it." ”
The three sluts were giggling and laughing, all the way to the community, and just when the three of them were about to separate, Li Da Slut's titanium alloy saw the three people in the dark.
"It's so late, and someone else is coming out?" Li Da slut wondered in his heart, and then seemed to think of something, and yelled.
Yang Xiaobai and Ma Shangfeng were startled: "What's your ghost name?"
"Made, I see someone sneaking around!" said the big slut with certainty, "It must be doing something bad!"
As for why Li Da Slut's eyes have always been so good, the two of them have never thought clearly, and they can see it clearly in the dark night, but for so long, they also know that Li Da Slut generally can't be wrong or anything, he said that if there is someone, there must be someone!
"It's in the middle of the night, it's definitely a good thing!" Li Da Slut's face was solemn, and he said loudly while pedaling the bicycle wildly, "Do you remember the rumors in the community recently?"
The three of them were scared away as early as when Li Da was roaring, and Yang Xiaobai and Ma Shangfeng also chased after them.
As soon as Li Da Slut said this, Yang Xiaobai and Ma Shangfeng remembered it.
The two of them looked at each other, and they both thought of the rumor.
Recently, there have been perverted perverts in the community, specializing in bullying handsome men, and several people have been poisoned, could it be that these two people are the legendary perverted perverts?
Yang Xiaobai and Ma Shangfeng think that they are peerless beautiful men, and they are estimated to have been targeted by the pervert for a long time, so they are very dangerous, with their peerless demeanor, the pervert will definitely attack them, and now that they have encountered it, catch them, lest they be poisoned by these beautiful men.
It's just, why are there so many perverts, how can there be three people?
Yang Xiaobai was running wild on three bikes, and the three in front were also running wildly, seeing that they were getting closer and closer. A smile appeared on Yang Xiaobai's face.
"Hahaha! I finally got you guys to catch!" you perverts!" Li Da slut laughed wildly, "I knew it must be you!
Bang dang!
Li Da slut turned around and wondered, "Why did you fall?"
Yang Xiaobai: "......"
Ma Shangfeng: "10,000 grass and mud horses!"
One of the three people seemed to have dropped something, and Li Da Slut picked it up, and his face suddenly changed: "Fuck!"
He threw his bicycle and ran in front of them: "Look!"
"So many signatures?" Ma Shangfeng was stunned.
What Li Da Slut picked up was a suitcase, and the suitcase was full of coins!
"Get rich, get rich!" Li Da slut's mouth couldn't close, "This is really, people are handsome, and pies fall from the sky!"
Yang Xiaobai suddenly picked up one, turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone, looked at it carefully, and then said, "Fake." ”
"What?" the big slut was dumbfounded.
"It's fake!" Yang Xiaobai said affirmatively, "Moreover, it looks like it has just been printed, and it has the smell of ink." ”
Ma Shangfeng picked up one and sniffed it, and nodded: "That's right, it does look like it just came out." ”
"But, how do you know?" asked Li Da slut puzzled,
Yang Xiaobai's face changed, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Made, last time I bought something at the commissary, he gave me such a counterfeit coin, go back to him, and don't admit it,!"
"You still haven't said, how can this be fake?"
"Today's mobile phones, because they want to maintain the power storage of mobile phones, many manufacturers choose to use Chujiang Group's titanium magnesium lamp as a flashlight. Yang Xiaobai shook his mobile phone and said, "Such a coin, under the titanium magnesium lamp, the avatar will be repeated, but it really won't." ”
The two sluts took out the only 100 yuan bill on their bodies, turned their backs to Yang Xiaobai and experimented, and then knew that what it said was true.
"I knew that you must have money on you!" Yang Xiaobai sneered, "Obediently, you have covered tomorrow's meals and drinks." ”
Ma Shangfeng: "Let's talk about fake money, shall we?"
Yang Xiaobai snorted and said, "I must call the police, I have someone I know, just look for her." ”
I just separated from Sister Police Hua, don't you think about me? Yang Xiaobai thought to himself.
ps: I received the news in the afternoon that it was going to be put on the shelves, that is, it was going to be charged, and there may be some book friends who are going to abandon the book, I can only say sorry, and I am also grateful for those who continue to support. Thank you all for your continued support, and sorry again.