Chapter 127: If a person is not a sage, who can not be healthy (ask for a subscription!ask for a monthly pass!3/5.)
Grave jumping can be said to be very excessive, and the shame is off the charts, if it weren't for the exhaustion, Chen Xiao wouldn't want to come to this point.
It's just that now if you want to test the old man's true attitude, you can only do it.
Anyway, there are only two people on this Excalibur Cliff, and they will be killed in the future and will not admit it!
Chen Xiao's face was expressionless, imagining that the tomb behind him was a field of budding rice, and the silky cold wind was blowing the spirit flag, and it also blew Chen Xiao's clothes.
"Hoo ......"
Chen Xiao danced more and more vigorously, with a ruthless, forgetful, and lifeless posture, as if it was like a stone constantly stirred up by a wild shock, dancing dazzlingly.
Like a shower, it is a rapid drumbeat, like a whirlwind, it is a flying tassel, like a frog, it is a jumping footstep, and like a spark, it is a flickering pupil......
This dance step made the cold air start to heat up, make the condensed mountain fog start to churn, and make the gloomy mountain top become jubilant!
It reminds people: "The end of the world is my love, and the flowers under my feet are blooming......"
Reminds people: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much......"
Reminds people: "In your heart, fly freely......"
This dance step does not allow fetters, does not allow restraint, does not allow occlusion, like minions, it is the footwork of the devil......
Interweave!
Coacervation!
Rush!
Whipped!
Sublimation!
The smoke from the grave became a vast expanse......
"Knock knock...... Movement ...... Hit the ......"
Chen Xiao didn't know how long he had been jumping, but he knew that the old man had been looking at him with wide eyes the whole time, until he was exhausted, and he never received a little resentment from the old man.
"Good!"
The old man suddenly shouted, and then began to applaud enthusiastically: "Papapa......"
"One more time!"
The old man seemed to be pleased.
Chen Xiao's expression instantly became extremely stiff!
Chen Xiao walked down the grave with a gloomy face, took a deep breath and said, "Uncle, I'll talk to you well, and you'll be fine, are you Yan Baiyi?"
Hearing Chen Xiao's question, the old man's expression became confused again: "Ah, what are you talking about?"
Chen Xiao stared at the old man deadly, pondering how to earn grievances, and began to review the life of the head of the pit.
Suddenly, Chen Xiao remembered something, hesitated, and rolled two strips of cloth and stuffed them into his nose.
Then Chen Xiao flipped through his palms and took out a box of small squares with a pitch-black color, which was still warm and faintly exuded an evil aura.
That's right...... It's just a box of stinky tofu.
Despite plugging his nose, Chen Xiao also frowned.
He has a habit of cleanliness, and he hated this kind of smelly food in his previous life, so after he got the recipe for "stinky tofu" by lottery, he didn't use it for a long time.
After all, for a person who has a habit of cleanliness and hates stinky tofu, using this kind of unconscionable thing to earn resentment is undoubtedly to hurt the enemy by 800 and self-damage by 1,000.
Now Chen Xiao has no choice but to make this decision.
But the next moment, Chen Xiao was directly stunned, only to see the old man without hesitation stretched out his fingers with black mud in his nails, poked into a piece of stinky tofu, and then quickly threw it into his mouth and began to chew.
The old man squinted his eyes with a look of enjoyment, and his face was filled with something that Chen Xiao understood as happiness.
After eating a piece quickly, the old man smacked his mouth, stretched out his tongue and pursed it around the edge of his lips, and said with a heartfelt sigh: "This is really delicious!"
Chen Xiao collapsed at that time.
A strong feeling of discomfort welled up in my heart, and then came to my throat: "Vomit...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"
Chen Xiao vomited...... Piercing.
He didn't have any teeth for ten days, he ate all the pills, and he didn't vomit anything, so he could only vomit bile.
Chen Xiao couldn't help but feel a burst of sadness in his heart, wondering when he had suffered such a grievance since he crossed over.
"Is it really retribution?"
If you really want to be trapped here, you might as well die, because every second is like a year.
Chen Xiao tried his best to stabilize his aura, stuffed the stinky tofu to the old man, gritted his teeth and said, "You eat while it's hot...... Remember to stay away from me, if you dare to come, I will do it with you!"
Immediately, Chen Xiao ran to the edge of the other end of the Divine Sword Cliff, sat cross-legged, and began to flip through the system store, intending to buy a formation book.
The old man's only breakthrough now seems to be unable to break through, so he can only survive by himself.
Chen Xiaozuo thought about it, and said with a sad expression: "Old man Ji, you have killed me, you wait for me...... Seventy years of longevity, you begged for such a fairy fate!"
……
"Sneeze, Sneeze"
Ji Zhinian in the quilt sneezed twice in succession and sprayed Elder Dong Zhongqiu's head.
Hong Taipi smiled and said, "Look at you, this is cold?"
Ji Zhinian was not happy when he heard it, and said angrily: "You are empty!"
Hong Tai sneered: "The old man sticks to Yuanyang, the sword is not old, like a good boy! Who is like you, the kidney deficiency is like something." ”
Ji Zhinian sneered: "I have been a boy chicken all my life, but I am not ashamed, but proud...... Huh!"
Hong Tai's old face turned red, and he argued forcefully: "The old man is called cutting off the red dust and devoting himself to the Tao." ”
Ji Zhinian said quietly: "I went down the mountain a month ago, and I heard that Elder Hong bought a package ticket of 398 in the Golden Dragon Bathing in Nanling City...... even returned the public account. ”
Hong Tai's face turned from red to cucumber green at that time, and he said angrily: "That bastard said! It's nothing! This is a frame-up!"
It's just that the more he speaks, the quieter he becomes, and he obviously doesn't have much confidence.
Ji Zhinian laughed out loud, and tears of laughter were about to come out.
Hong Tai wanted to get into it, but he was now wrapped in a quilt.
Ji Zhinian smiled half and suddenly stopped laughing, but turned his head to look at Hong Tai and said seriously: "You have never been married in your life, in fact, I can understand, the year is not good now, maybe one day you will die, what face do you want, don't leave regrets." ”
Hong Tai didn't hide anymore, sighed regretfully and said: "I regret a little that I didn't marry a wife, I only ran to cultivate and become an immortal in the first half of my life, but now I think about it, it's really a sacrifice, but now there is not much time." ”
Ji Zhinian shook his head: "Forget it, don't talk about it." ”
Immediately, Ji Zhinian suddenly laughed strangely, and teased: "Old Hongtou, tell me, how does a woman taste?"
Ji Zhinian's appearance at this time did not look like a Taoist master in the Jindan period at all, but a lewd old rascal.
Hong Tai glared at Ji Zhinian: "What nonsense, I'll just press it! That's called health care...... Right...... It's called Great Health!"
Ji Zhinian glanced at Hong Tai in disappointment, and said disdainfully: "Bad!"
Hong Tai didn't care about Ji Zhinian.
The two men were silent for a moment.
Hong Tai looked up at the Sword Cliff and muttered, "I don't know where this kid can go in the end, I just hope that he won't go down the evil path, otherwise, there may not even be anyone who can cure him at that time." ”
Ji Zhinian sighed, and said with worry in his eyes: "This kid looks muddy, but he is a loving person. ”
Hong Tai turned his head and glanced at Ji Zhinian deeply: "Then don't die easily, if you die, this kid can turn the sky upside down." ”
Ji Zhinian closed his eyes and nodded.