Chapter 35: Greed [Seeking Collection]
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However, Fang Zheng still asked the system: "How?"
"Labor in exchange for remuneration, reasonable. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
So Fang Zheng, who was lazy and in the advanced stage of cancer, nodded and said, "Yes." ”
"Bucket, bucket, bucket, where is the master bucket? I want to be big!" The fat man suddenly blossomed with joy when he heard this, it didn't matter if he was hungry, now he just wanted to drink water!
Bang dang!
Fang Zheng took out his Datong from the kitchen, and the big iron bucket with a height of one meter and two meters and a width of half a meter stood in front of the fat man.
The fat man, who was screaming excitedly just now, was dumbfounded, pointed to the bucket and said, "Master, you got it wrong, are you sure this is not your water tank?"
Fang Zheng pointed to the oversized water tank in the kitchen and said, "That's the water tank, do you want to try it?"
The fat man glanced at the water tank, and suddenly his face was bitter, and he scolded in his heart: "Damn! That's the water tank? That's the water tank? Is that a pond? The fat man can swim when he jumps in!"
Fang Zheng naturally understood the fat man's suffering, but he was still cheap, and added: "This bucket is already my biggest, if you dislike the small, just carry the water tank down." ”
"It's not small, it's not small. The fat man hurriedly shouted, and then tried to test the bucket, the iron sheet is not heavy, but it is not light, and it is okay for one person to resist one. However, if it is filled with water...... The fat man's face suddenly collapsed. Glancing at the monkey, who was whistling with his hands in his pockets, looking at the sky, looking like he didn't see anything, didn't know anything.
The fat man went up and kicked the monkey in the buttocks, and said, "Do you want to drink water?" Otherwise, the fat man will get back the water, and you don't want to drink it!"
The monkey then said, "Master, I don't know, how much water do we have to fetch back before we can let go of drinking water?"
Fang Zheng pointed to the Buddha jar and said, "Fill it, it's enough." ”
The five of them leaned over and looked inside, and they were dumbfounded! This water tank looks very big, and it looks even bigger from the inside!
The monkey swallowed and said, "How many buckets do you have to fill?"
Fang Zheng said: "About ten barrels is about the same." ”
"Master, how did you get to this level?" the fat man didn't give up, trying to find a shortcut. He didn't think that this weak monk would carry water up and down the mountain by himself. As for the wolf, although he has a strong physique, a wolf is a wolf, not a cow or a horse, and he is born with a soft waist and bones, and he definitely does not have the physical strength to fill the water tank alone.
Fang Zheng said: "Pick." ”
"You're alone?" the crowd was stunned.
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "There are also lone wolves who will also help me pick some." ”
Everyone is still a little confused, such a big bucket, such a thin monk, looking at it alone, it is quite normal. But put together, it's a bit of a dissonance.
"Donors, do you still carry water? If you do, you have to hurry. It's not easy to go up and down the mountain. "Founder Road.
"How? "Do you want to do it?" asked the monkey.
The monkey gritted his teeth: "It's done! You pick the big one, I pick the small one!"
"Roll the calves, carry them together! It's tiring enough to go up and down the mountain, how about making a big one in one trip?" the fat man scolded with a smile.
The monkey hesitated a little, but looking at Lu Xiaoya's hopeful eyes, at this time, of course, he couldn't drop the chain. So he answered, and there was no need to pick up the flat burden, and one person carried his head and a big bucket down the mountain.
Seeing this, Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying also followed with various small basins. Lu Xiaoya smiled and took a water glass......
Seeing this, Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, and sure enough, some people are still very thieves......
No matter when they can come up from the mountain, Fangzheng's own rice is still in the pot. The speed of cooking rice in a large pot is very slow, and the level of Fangzheng stewed rice is not bad, and I know when to use a simmer and when to use a fire. Only by alternating civil and military can the best rice be cooked. This kung fu was learned by him from the master of One Finger. The mountain is poor, and a monk can't change up delicious food to satisfy Fangzheng's cravings, so he has practiced a powerful cooking skill.
Of course, it is also reflected in the simple recipe of rice and vegetables. For the rest, even if he wanted to study, he couldn't afford to buy ingredients to practice.
Fang Zheng turned the fire into a simmer, and then came to the courtyard under the Bodhi tree, and quietly looked at the Buddhist scriptures.
This sutra is not the whole volume, and I don't know what the whole volume is called. Because half of the book has long been missing, and there is no beginning or end, and there is nothing to be seen. But there is a passage in it, the morning scripture, which sounds very good to read. And when you read it, it will indeed make you feel calm and comfortable.
In addition, I really have nothing to do, so I just read a book a hundred times, and I can see the meaning of it, and it is good to review the old and learn the new.
At the foot of the mountain, the fat man, the monkey and the others finally came to the location of the mountain spring, and the fat man suddenly patted his head and shouted: "Oh, are we stupid? That monk's water is all from here, what are we asking him for water?
The monkey and the others suddenly came to their senses: "Yes, we still carry a fart of water, what are we doing so tired, just drink it!"
So the five men rushed to the spring with a cheer, and the buckets were gone, and they were like wild horses on the loose.
The fat man laughed and said, "Monkey, do you think that if this water is turned into mineral water, will it be a big sale?"
"Yes!" the monkey's eyes lit up!
"Go back, scrape together the money, let's do it! We're going to send it, haha...... That dead monk can't use his treasure guards, he deserves to be poor! He won't give us a bowl of a thousand yuan, and now I won't give him a penny, and he can still drink enough! When I contract the spring water, let him spend money to drink it! A bowl of 1,000 yuan!"
"Fatty, don't be so bad. I think one thousand and five is just right. The monkey laughed.
The two of them were immediately happy, the third girl also smiled, and Jiang Ting said: "That master is indeed a little hateful." ”
Lu Xiaoya said with a smile: "But my brain is not bright, so I told us about this treasure land." We're going to get rich, but he's going to be poor......"
The people laughed again and ran to the edge of the spring, where they used their cups for those who had pots and cups for those who had cups. The fat man lay directly on the edge of the spring and went in to drink. The monkey crouched there, scooping water with both hands and drinking......
After a few seconds, the smiles of several people froze.
Then they got up collectively and threw up.
"What's the situation? Why is this water so unpalatable?" the fat man screamed the fiercest.
"Fatty, don't talk nonsense, it's not as bad as you say. It's much better than the mineral water we used to drink, but compared to the master's water, it's just a difference between cloud and mud. Jiang Ting said bitterly.
"Well, I just said that people are stupid. Now it seems that people are not stupid at all! The place we were told to us was not a place where people fetched water at all. Lu Xiaoya said sadly.
Ruan Ying said: "Then what should we do now?
"I'm not reconciled to take a sip of that water anymore! And after I go up, I must ask what the monk's water is all about, how it is so delicious! If he could get the water himself, there was no need for us to pick this broken spring water to go up. The fat man snorted.
PS: Well, everyone is shouting that it's hard to wait, change the update time, 0 o'clock in the evening, 12 o'clock in the afternoon. If it is on the shelves, the minimum is 3 more. Recently, I have been saving manuscripts, and if I put them on the shelves, I will strive for a big explosion.