018 When I woke up, my pants were gone
I really didn't make any more trouble, and the next performance can be said to be very obedient. The only thing that is disobedient is that I hold on to the mobile phone in my hand, who robs me and bites whom.
Rabbits will bite when they are in a hurry, and I am eight or seven years old, and I belong to rabbits.
But I'm like this, it's true that I can't go back to the dormitory, Li Hua and they can be regarded as carrying forward the humanitarian care to a very good point, opened a room near the school, threw me on the bed to sleep, and then the four of them fought the landlord in another bed, I don't know when they left.
At ten o'clock in the morning, I was still lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, but I felt my stomach trembling and my skin shaking. Half-awake, I took out a mobile phone from my pocket near my stomach, pressed the green answer button, and without speaking, I put the phone on my face.
"Hey?" was a girl's voice, and I didn't hear who it was for a while, I just thought it was one of my classmates.
"Huh?" I uttered in a daze.
There seemed to pause for a few seconds and asked, "Are you?"
I didn't realize that it wasn't my phone at all, I thought you called me, and you said who I was. So I subconsciously replied, "Who are you looking for?"
There was another pause for a few seconds, I was so sleepy, I almost fell asleep again as soon as she stopped.
"I'm Li Hua's girlfriend. "Said over there.
"Hmm. I replied in a daze, adding in a daze, "He's not here, he should go to class." ”
I hung up the phone over there, I closed my eyes and continued to sleep, and suddenly a clever person woke me up, where am I? Pull the mobile phone in my hand, black pure screen Samsung, such a big guy, who's it?
Looking around, there was no one else in the room but me, a pile of pokers thrown on the bed next door, a few bottles of Red Bull on the table, and a few cigarette butts in the ashtray.
I think I have been in the wine market for so many years, all supported by my father's genetics, and I have never been drunk. Yesterday I literally drank a piece.
I can't remember where I got my phone, I can only remember how I didn't have it. When I think about it, my phone is gone, my heart hurts, I don't know if I can find it when I go back to that bar, I guess it's gone.
In order to find out who the call was, I flipped through the phone book of this mobile phone and saw that the girl who called just now had the name of Wang Yujie on the mobile phone. Yujie Yujie, Bingqing Yujie, good name.
What did she just say? She's Li Hua's girlfriend? It's Li Hua, I heard you right.
I was pondering, turning over again, and I felt that something was wrong, I lifted the quilt and looked, I wiped, my pants! After waking up from a hangover, the saddest thing is this, the pants are gone!
I don't know if anyone has seen the news, there is a girl, drunk too much and fell on the street, woke up and her pants were gone, the police station reported the case, turned over the nearby camera and found out that she was raped by a nearby homeless man four times, four times, the girl couldn't think about it, and committed suicide.
When I looked down again, my pants were gone, but what was the matter with the boxer shorts on my leg?
This Nima is a man's underwear!
I was stunned, the sky was dark, the earth was dark again, what was going on in this world? Will I be **? Will I be photographed pornographically......?