Chapter 1: The Strongest Mouth Cannon System
"If you don't pay the rent within three days, you will take your sick brother and leave for me, understand?"
An angry roar woke Xiao Chen from his coma, his overlapping vision gradually became clear, and there was a faint musty smell all around.
"Aunt landlord, please give me a few more days, and when I pay my salary this month, the rent will definitely be handed over to you. β
A clear girl's voice came from her ear, with a hint of helplessness in her words.
Xiao Chen looked in the faint light, but saw a tall girl with a double ponytail, with her back to her, constantly bowing and pleading with a fat woman.
"Did I catch up with the trend and be reborn?"
Looking at the slender back not far away, Xiao Chen finally confirmed this fact.
"In my previous life, I died of illness in this bed......"
He grew up in an orphanage and lived with his six younger sisters. But at the age of ten, the orphanage was closed.
By picking up garbage, going to the circus to perform clowns to make money, he supported his six younger sisters for a long time! In the following ten years, the other five sisters were either adopted or found their own way out, and only he and his sixth sister Qiao Qingqing depended on each other.
It's a pity that the hard work in his early years has laid the root of his illness, and he has not been in good health for so many years.
"This isn't the Earth?"
The memories slowly merged, and Xiao Chen realized that although most of the things overlapped with his own memories, this was not the earth.
Bite!
"Congratulations host, you've got the strongest mouth cannon system, and it's awesome. β
A funny voice rang out.
Xiao Chen suddenly became excited, the system! The reborn must kill people and pretend to be a sharp weapon, but what the hell is the mouth cannon system?
"Host, Xiao Chen. β
"Force, 7. β
"Agile, 6. β
"Intelligence, 11."
"Sentiment value, 0."
"This system is simple to operate, the exchange is flexible, whether the host is pretending, bragging, sensationalism, comics, as long as you incite others through language, you can get emotional points, which can be exchanged for what you want. β
Xiao Chen almost wanted to laugh, although he was frail and sickly in his previous life, what he read the most was novels, all kinds of pretending to be words and stepping on the peak of life, isn't it very fast?
"Ah, Brother Xiao Chen, you're awake, I'll go get you dinner. β
The ponytail girl walked in cautiously and smiled in surprise. The girl's eyebrows and eyes are like crescent moons, and her smile is sweet, giving people the feeling of a little girl next door.
"Qingqing, you are so beautiful today, you are so intoxicating. β
Xiao Chen looked at Qiao Qingqing and praised seriously.
Qiao Qingqing sighed, obviously she didn't expect that Xiao Chen, who was usually relatively silent, would say this!
"Ding Dong, the host made Qiao Qingqing feel shy, and the mood value was +5. β
"The mouth cannon system is officially opened, and the newcomer gift package is being drawn!"
"Ding Dong, you've gained the skills of a junior singer!"
"Ding-dong, your full stats, +5!"
"Ding Dong, you have obtained a bottle of primary invincibility potion, which has 100 attributes βafter use for 10 seconds!"
In an instant, Xiao Chen felt a warm current welling up from his body, and a feeling full of power came!
The aroma of the meal soon came out, but I saw Qiao Qingqing preparing a rather sumptuous dinner, but there was no meat.
"Brother, our family doesn't have enough money, so I bought some dried tofu, the taste is very similar to meat, you can taste it, and when I go to do a few volunteer jobs, I will have money." β
Qiao Qingqing sat there in her school uniform and smiled sweetly at Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen's heart warmed, the family affection that he hadn't seen for a long time! In the future, the eldest brother will definitely let you eat and drink spicy food!
Seeing Xiao Chen's eyes slightly red, Qiao Qingqing said.
"Brother, it's all your own family, you don't need to be so moved. β
Xiao Chen smiled evilly.
"No, it was because the smoke was too big when I was cooking just now, and I choked on it. β
Qiao Qingqing's face darkened.
"Ding Dong, Qiao Qingqing was speechless, and the emotional value was β5."
"Knock knock!"
The two were about to eat, but they heard a quick and piercing knock on the door outside, Xiao Chen frowned slightly, and just wanted to get up, Qiao Qingqing walked over quickly.
"I'll just open it, it should be a courier, brother, you can eat first." β
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As soon as Qiao Qingqing opened the door, he saw a man wearing shabby jeans and a very non-mainstream temperament, standing at the door with a sneer.
"Qiao Qingqing, I don't know if you still remember me. β
He said indifferently, and at the same time took a puff of cigarette, with a burst of vicissitudes and evil in his eyes.
"I've made sure you don't know anyone. β
Qiao Qingqing frowned and said, the man coughed twice, his eyes gradually became feverish, and he said loudly.
"Not someone you know? Hehe, Qiao Qingqing, you are really a noble person, two years ago, I sincerely confessed to you, but what about you, you think I have no money and no power, right? You rejected me, but laughed it off!"
He narrated frantically, as if he had gone back to that rainy night two years ago.
"Back then, I was really poor and not handsome......"
Qiao Qingqing added in a whisper.
"You're not handsome right now. β
The man snarled with a black line on his face.
"That's not the point! The point is, after two years of training on Alcatraz Island, I have become a top master! I, Lin Feng, will tell you in front of you at this moment, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
Lin Feng's voice was deafening and sonorous, and he poured out everything, as if he was waiting to see Qiao Qingqing's shocked expression.
However, before Qiao Qingqing could say anything, Lin Feng saw a young man wearing flip-flops, chewing steamed buns and walking over, and said with great interest.
"That's right, don't bully the poor boy!"
Lin Feng saw that there were still people who agreed with him, and immediately nodded approvingly, but listened to Xiao Chen continue.
"Maybe he's middle-aged and old, and he's still very poor, and it's not too late to bully him!
Express, what kind of express? Lin Feng looked blinded.
"Ding Dong, you made Lin Feng feel confused, and his mood value was +10."
Qiao Qingqing's face flushed.
"Brother Xiao Chen, he's not delivering couriers. β
Lin Feng was about to go crazy, he said angrily.
"Where am I like a courier, pay attention to what you say, I'm ..... Woooooooo β
Hearing a muffled sound, a toilet drawer appeared in Xiao Chen's hand at some point, which was directly clasped to his mouth, interrupting his words instantly......
"It's not a courier, you're a chicken feather, you're not afraid of affecting the rest of your neighbors when you yell?"
With a bang, Lin Feng finally pulled the toilet bowl off his face, the foul smell spread, and the expression of his entire face was distorted, and he almost vomited on the spot.
"Qiao Qingqing, it turns out that you rejected me back then, just because you found a little white face, okay, very good! Two years, two years! I must not have imagined what I have been doing for the past two years!"
Xiao Chen frowned and said.
"You've been playing with Blue Moon all the time?"
Lin Feng was really going crazy, he felt that Xiao Chen in front of him seemed to be playing with himself!
"I'm playing! I'm ......"
He just wanted to speak, but Xiao Chen showed a disgusted expression and scolded.
"You play with fart, can my sister like you? You better pee and look in the mirror, the root cause of my sister's rejection of you is that you are ugly, and she feels uncomfortable when she sees you!"
Qiao Qingqing hurriedly agreed.
"I'm uncomfortable. β