Chapter 41: The End of the World?
As soon as I got out of the Public Security Bureau, I first saw Bai Qi pretending to buy magazines at the newsstand opposite, Cao Cao nodded at him slightly, and the four of us immediately got into an SUV parked on the side of the road - Xu Xiaoman's car!
As soon as we got into the car, several policemen from the public security bureau ran out, some of them pulled out their guns at us, and some started cars and motorcycles to chase after us.
Whoosh - whoosh - whoosh -
The sound of three crossbow firing, three short arrows hitting the tires of a car and two motorcycles that were chasing after them.
The policemen were stunned.
Xu Xiaoman stepped on the accelerator decisively, and it was the first time that she drove the speed to 200 since she bought the car.
I exclaimed, "Why are you here, daughter-in-law?"
Xu Xiaoman said affectionately: "Youjump, iJump." I'm sure you've been wronged. ”
My stupid daughter-in-law.
Walk through a few streets and come to a secluded place. Xu Xiaoman beckoned us to get out of the car and got into a broken van parked on the side of the road.
"I can't drive this car anymore, the police just need to look at the camera at the intersection, and it's easy to find us. ”
"That's right, daughter-in-law, the police movie was not in vain. ”
got into the van and was crutching, Cao Cao's mobile phone rang, and when he picked it up, he heard that it was a thief. It turned out that it was the thief who led away the old policeman just now, and at this moment he had successfully escaped, and made an appointment to pick him up, Xu Xiaoman simply drove out of the city.
The more the car drove around, the more desolate it became, and finally it turned onto the provincial road and turned at a small intersection before passing the toll booth.
Turning off the provincial road and driving for about half an hour, I passed through two villages and went directly into the mountains.
"Daughter-in-law, are we going camping?
Wang Xianren didn't enter the water and rice like me, and he was the first to echo.
Xu Xiaoman casually threw two pieces of old ghost beef over, "Eat, there is mineral water in the back of the car." ”
There is an abandoned brick factory at the foot of the mountain, Xu Xiaoman parked the van in the small courtyard of the brick factory, and as soon as he got out of the car, a group of visitors from hell ran out of the factory.
He Shen Zhao Gao actually ran faster than the generals, "Xiaoyuan, you can be counted back!"
Daji also ran over and grabbed my arm, "Brother Xiaoyuan, we're all worried about death!"
I glanced at Xu Xiaoman secretly, as if she didn't see it, she turned her head and whispered to me, "It's only this once." ”
Grandma Wu Zetian was talking to Shangguan Wan'er not far away, and when she saw me coming back, she said calmly: "It's okay if people are fine, we can discuss the matter of Maoshan Wooden Sword in the long run." "She has the demeanor of a mother.
As he was talking, Bai Qi and the 18 pro-soldiers came back one after another, and at this point, all the visitors from hell had gathered.
In addition to them, there are me, Wang Xianren, torn pants, and Xu Xiaoman.
Wang Xianren and the torn pants already knew where everyone came from, but Xu Xiaoman was still kept in the dark, I counted it in my heart, and felt that she had been involved in this matter, and there was no need to hide it from her, so I pulled her over and reintroduced her one by one.
Xu Xiaoman was stunned and asked stupidly: "The drama club is going to arrange a new show?...... Xiaoyuan, did you lie to me?...... I'm not going, your grandmother is Wu Zetian?!...... Cao Cao is here too? Is Zhao Zilong here? I like him the most......"
I'm a little worried, will a normal person be scared into a fool when he hears a series of sensational news? Anyway, Xu Xiaoman was not lightly stimulated.
"And you! You are actually the Monkey King? Is there any heavenly reason?...... I...... I'm still the Queen Mother!"
The spearhead was pointed at the torn pants, and it seemed that Xu Xiaoman still couldn't let go of the fact that he was oppressed and bullied by his younger brother back then.
Tearing his pants and showing shame, "Sister, I was wrong in the past, you just look at my young age and ignorance, don't worry about me, I have the magic power of Monkey King in the future, and I will definitely protect you." ”
Xu Xiaoman asked me blankly: "Li Yuan, I'm not dreaming, am I?
I cautiously replied, "You must be too tired, go sleep for a while, and everything will be fine when you wake up." ”
"Oh. Xu Xiaoman's eyes were full of doubts about life, and he walked into the factory.
"Comrades, the situation is grim!" I began to analyze: "I, Wang Xianren, and the thief are wanted by the whole country, Zhang Pushi is dead, the whereabouts of the Maoshan wooden sword are unknown, and the nine-colored flowers don't even have a single eyebrow, what should I do next? ”
Wang Xianren was the first to speak: "Why did those three Taoist priests suddenly appear at this time? They've always taken people's money to do things for people, so who will find them this time?"
Bai Qi said: "Could it be Heavenly Court? No, it's too cheap for Heavenly Court to find these miscellaneous pieces to be thugs." ”
Huang Chao nodded and said: "That's right, if Heavenly Court wants to deal with us, why do you have to send Tota Li Heavenly King down, it's too much to look down on us to find such a few Taoist priests." ”
"It can't be Zhen Liu's cheat......ing, right? Isn't he dead yet?"
As soon as this question was raised, everyone fell silent. Ever since I came back to life twice, I don't believe much about death. This group of people has lived in hell, and they are even more open to life and death, what is the point of death?
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui accosted, "No, right? We can all see it really, Monkey King...... Oh my God, I don't even dare to think about ......it," Yang Guang looked pained, as if he had seen stinky tofu, "That Zhen Liuyan, his head is broken, can he still live?"
It was not unreasonable, and the discussion reached an impasse for a while.
18 As soon as we came back, we began to bury the pot and make rice, and while we were talking, the meal was ready, and a little warrior ran over and beckoned us to eat.
When I looked closely, there were two pots of minced meat and vegetable soup, and a freshly baked flatbread in each person's hand.
The soldiers were sweating all over their heads, and I called Xu Xiaoman out to eat together, Xu Xiaoman looked at the little soldier who was in charge of serving us food and asked, "Is this ...... Qin's military rations back then?"
The little soldier said: "Hello eyesight, look at this big cake, called the pot helmet, it was first branded with a helmet! It was invented by our Qin army on the battlefield. ”
Xu Xiaoman suddenly became excited, "Hey, they all crossed over! Can we also cross over? Grandma, when will I go to the Tang Dynasty, you will give me a princess and county lord or something, let me have a good time." ”
Wu Zetian touched Xu Xiaoman's head and said lovingly: "Then what's the head, if you go to our Tang Dynasty, you have to be the emperor if you don't say anything." ”
Hey, my grandma is so generous.
While they were talking, the two of them in the courtyard fought.
Cao Cao and Lu Bu!
Lu Bu glared angrily and shouted loudly: "Cao thief! you didn't take revenge for killing me back then, and now you humiliate me like this, and you will die quickly!"
With a shake of Fang Tian's halberd, he stabbed towards Cao Cao.
To say that Lu Bu is the first fierce in the Three Kingdoms, Zhao Zilong can only be ranked second behind him, where is Cao Cao his opponent, he was chased all over the yard, and shouted in his mouth, "Lu Bu Xiao'er! You deceived me that the general was not around, and you wanted to kill me for a reason! It's so dishonest that you ...... you."
Fang Tian drew the halberd up, who dared to step forward to persuade him, at a critical time, he still had to be a regular army, Bai Qi put down the bowl, sighed for his heartbroken fate, and beckoned 18 to open the formation to surround the two.
I shouted anxiously outside: "Two heroes! If you have anything to say, talk slowly, negotiate peacefully, put away your weapons first!"
Dong Zhuo also played a round with a big belly, "That's it, in order to fight for the world back then, the trend of the times, whoever kills everyone is normal, let's write it off in this life, don't worry about it." ”
He was relieved.
Lu Bu said angrily: "No! He said that I deserve it, killing me once is not enough, and he wants to kill me again!"
I hurriedly followed Lu Bu and said, "Brother Cao, what you said is too much, it's too damning!"
Cao Cao said aggrievedly: "Who asked him to rob me of the meat in the bowl!"
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