Chapter 258: Here it is
Nie Mulei looked at Liu Feng with a serious and assured look, but things are already like this, it depends on the situation tomorrow, anyway, the matter with Lian Xinya, sooner or later I have to let my parents know, now I say it, they will be scared in the future, but Liu Feng's appearance, no matter how you look at it, Nie Mulei thinks that this matter is not reliable for my mother.
Sure enough, early the next morning, Nie Mulei had just come back from the circular training ground, and when he got up, he found that there were a bunch of people sitting in the seven aunts and eight aunts in the family, and Nie Mulei's mentality suddenly collapsed.
"Oh, I didn't say it, did you forget, today is your grandfather's 70th birthday. Liu Feng said that Nie Mulei didn't call before this holiday, so he didn't say anything about it.
"Well, I really forgot," Nie Mulei patted his head and said, every May Day is, grandpa is seventy years old this year, although he won't do a big deal, but relatives at home must be indispensable to celebrate his birthday with fireworks, so there is this one, Nie Mulei rubbed his head, and suddenly felt that Lian Xinya must have thought that he had fooled her, and while there was still time, he hurriedly ran back to the room and sent a text message to Lian Xinya, "Xinya, my grandfather is seventy years old today, and he will hold a banquet at home at night and eat together." ”
"Are you fooling me? believe it or not, I'll go back with my parents now?" Lian Xinya replied, her tone revealing a hint of unkindness.
"Well, no, I really forgot about it, but it's nothing, didn't we partner up to make the Holy Lotus pure, let's just say that we are partners?" Nie Mulei persuaded.
"Hmph, men are really liars, what gifts do you usually prepare for birthday celebrations in your hometown?" Of course, Lian Xinya couldn't really turn back directly, and asked instead.
"Just mention a cannon fight, don't use anything else, don't have a lot of people, they are all relatively close relatives and friends. Nie Mulei replied, feeling a lot more relieved, at least he agreed, and didn't turn his head directly, that was the best result.
"Okay, then I'll take a look and buy something when I get there. Lian Xinya didn't reply after speaking, the Chinese people will always be like this, you say don't bring it, you will still bring things, this is the unique culture left by the country of etiquette for 5,000 years, and Nie Mulei can't refute it.
The matter was settled, Nie Mulei hurriedly washed up, and began to help Zhang Luo, the number of people today is not much, plus there are dozens of children in each family, it is estimated that there will be five tables, and now the rural banquets are generally outsourced, there is a special team of chefs to come to the door, a full set of tables, chairs and boilers, just like eating in a restaurant, you can order food and set a package, how much is a table to set, just buy the wine yourself, it is very convenient. Nie Mulei's family was looking for a well-known team in the neighborhood, but when the chef came, Nie Mulei found that it was actually a team that his classmates and his father did when he was a child.
"Leizi, it turned out to be your grandfather's birthday. Wang Lin said, while speaking, he took out a cigarette, Nie Mulei waved his hand and refused, Wang Lin did not force it, Nie Mulei has been the kind of child of other people's families since he was a child, he does not smoke, and it is said that he drank once and stopped drinking after being cleaned up.
"Yes, when you were a child, you said that you wanted to learn to be a chef, but I didn't expect to do it, and the body shape is also good, it's a piece of material. Nie Mulei patted Wang Lin's shoulder, and the flesh of Wang Lin's entire body trembled.
"That's, you don't know, when I was a child, my ambition was not to eat, and then I became a chef, an apprentice in a restaurant, watched the master finish it, went home and learned to do it by myself, made food, tasted vegetables, light three salty three pieces, not light and salty and three pieces, and the weight went up all of a sudden, and now, I don't dare to eat the dishes, as long as the taste is okay, hey. Wang Lin patted his eight-month-pregnant belly and said.
"The chef industry wants to be thin, one is to rely on physique, the other is to control one's mouth, so many fumes are inhaled every day, it is easy to gain weight, however, you have loved to eat since you were a child, if you don't want to have problems in the future, you still have to restrain it, so let's go back, I have time to give you acupuncture, you can lose weight." Nie Mulei saw that he was struggling to breathe, and it was enough.
"Do you know how to do acupuncture, did you go to college to study medicine?" Wang Lin asked in surprise.
"No, studying medicine is with an old Chinese medicine, before my dad was not in good health, he learned a few emergency acupuncture methods, amateur, general weight loss is no problem. "Nie Mulei looks like I'm very good.
"Yes, every time you show this expression, I know it's okay, hehe, or today?" Wang Lin said excitedly, rubbing his hands.
"Not today, you still have to cook for my grandfather's banquet today, I finished acupuncture, you will have diarrhea for a day and then gradually become thinner, it is estimated that you will lose three or four taels a day, for a month, the first day you have diarrhea, but it will be very weak, and the next day will be much better." Nie Mulei explained.
"Okay, then tonight, hehe, if you can lose weight, I guess I can talk about someone as soon as possible, special sister's, every time I want to talk about the object, people think I'm fat, I'm afraid that I will be crushed to death in the future, now it's okay, I will never be disliked again, you can look at it today, and make sure to make the dish my peak level." Wang Lin patted his chest and reassured.
"Okay, it's up to you, I promise to give you acupuncture at night, and if you get fat again in the future, look for me." Nie Mulei smiled and hammered Wang Lin's chest.
"Xiao Lei, you kid, you actually got me drunk last night, and my unfilial son, you dare to cheat your father. There was a sound of complaining at the door, and Nie Mulei knew that it was Uncle Jiang who came over as soon as he heard it, it seemed that he was drunk last night, and he just got up today.
"Hehe, Uncle Jiang, morning, you can't blame me last night, didn't I learn to persuade you to drink, I didn't expect to drink too much for you all at once, and Uncle Jiang will know where your amount is in the future, and you should pay attention to your body when drinking." Nie Mulei persuaded.
"Okay, I didn't expect you all to be so sensible, we are old, just drink and be happy, I used to always refuse to admit defeat, I feel that Lao Tzu is the first in the world, now I think about it, I still suffer myself and my family when I go to the hospital for drinking, you must not drink desperately, and those who talk about drinking are definitely not real brothers. Uncle Jiang nodded and said.
"It seems that Uncle Jiang has really realized the truth, it's good to drink happily, it's good to drink the most comfortable amount, and if you drink too much, you feel uncomfortable, hehe, today is my grandfather's birthday, I'll see which uncle still advises him to drink, and then accompany him well to ensure that they are comfortable when they drink today." Nie Mulei said with a wicked smile.
"You guys, I don't know why the amount of alcohol has increased so much all of a sudden, you won't take hangover pills, right? Uncle Jiang said.
"No, no, no, isn't this a martial arts practice, Uncle Jiang knows Qiao Daxia, people have profound internal skills, a thousand cups are not drunk, we are not so powerful, it is normal to drink an extra pound or two of wine, right?" Nie Mulei said.
"No wonder, Uncle has to thank you for this, Yu Zhan now has a high salary in Su City, I heard that you also introduced a partner, how about it, have you talked about it yourself?" Uncle Jiang asked.
"Ahem, not yet, I'm pursuing, Yu Zhan, this kid can. Nie Mulei said embarrassedly.
After dealing with Uncle Jiang, then Aunt Nie Lan, and Uncle Lu Jiapeng came with Lu Yunshuang, and it took less than ten minutes for a family of three to come over on two battery cars, and Lu Yunshuang felt a little taller than before.
"Brother Lei, I heard that you have a girlfriend coming today?" Lu Yunshuang asked as soon as he entered the door, and the ambiguous words made everyone in the room gossip and turn their heads to look at it.
"My Miss Shuang, why do you have a girlfriend, your brother hasn't talked about friends yet, that's a business partner, people come to us to travel, do you understand travel?" Although the little girl is also 1.7 meters tall, she is still a little shorter than Nie Mulei, who is more than 1.8 meters tall, and her hair was deliberately rubbed by Nie Mulei.
"Hmph, Brother Lei is just weak-hearted, and every time he has a weak heart, he will rub my hair up. Lu Yunshuang said with a look of disdain.
Nie Mulei was critically attacked, pretending to greet others, uncle Nie Ping, and aunt Wei Lanyan also came with Nie Muxing, and finally let Nie Mulei escape the catastrophe.
There are more and more relatives and friends in the family, and they eat some at will at noon, the older generation plays cards and mahjong, and the middle-aged generation get together to discuss the speed and distribution of contracted fields.
In the afternoon, Lian Xinya finally came in the anticipation of everyone, Lian Xinya, who was wearing a light red dress, her hair was scattered at will, with the breeze in early May fluttering gently, the whole person was like a girl in a painting walking out, Lu Yunshuang quietly gave a thumbs up to Nie Mulei.
"Xinya, it's here. Uncles and aunts are welcome to visit Qianlong Village, the scenery is good along the way, right?" Nie Mulei hurriedly stepped forward to say hello.
"Okay, the air in your village is really good, and the scenery is also very good, I'll go around with your uncle later, and you can take Xinya to play." Lian Xinya's mother, He Qiaoling said with a smile on her face, that look was the look of her mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law.
"Okay, it's good if my aunt likes it, I'm tired of taking the car, let's go into the house and drink saliva, and I'll go out for a spin and eat together at night, I don't remember my grandfather's birthday, so my uncle and aunt broke the bank." Nie Mulei took the gift from Father Lian's hand and hurriedly said.
"It's nothing, I heard that you and Xiaoya also opened a company together, young people should be more aggressive, our husband and wife just lack the energy, now rely on dead wages, the future is still your young people's. Lian Liangjun said.
"Uncle is modest, it's just a matter of opportunity, and entrepreneurship also takes up more time, if it weren't for the good education of my uncle and aunt, I think Xinya wouldn't have achieved so much, I can only say that each has its own advantages. Nie Mulei looked like a dog's leg and a sycophant.