"Next is the turtle, emphasize that today the turtle is not only an editor, he is also the idol of all Chinese fans, the only man who smashed the international player with a chair with his own hand!"

Zhang Yanggang is still telling his jokes that are not funny!

"Let's have a turtle please!"

Zhang Yanggang said!

The turtle appears: "Hello everyone, I'm a turtle!"

The audience still gave applause, but compared to the previous applause of Super Dan's appearance, it was really not comparable at all!

That's where popularity comes in!

The turtle people are not handsome, and they have not appeared before, so they are naturally unattractive!

However, the audience still has some expectations, after all, this stage still has to rely on mouths!

"I am an editor of "Spit Conference" and a fan, I took the initiative to ask for this issue of "Spit Conference", the director asked me what qualifications a screenwriter has to spit on the national football team, and I replied because I am Chinese. ”

The turtle complained!

“6666666666！”

"Because I'm Chinese, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"It's okay to complain!"

"Sharp spit!"

"There's nothing wrong with it!"

"It's okay for this guy to complain!"

"Are the editors complaining so awesome these years?????

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The turtle was refreshing from the first appearance!

The others were also shocked, and they didn't think that this person who was not handsome and was the editor behind the scenes really had two brushes!

"This show is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!"

This is how many people feel!

"At that time, there was thunderous applause as the scene, this time the rat didn't come, I came, don't misunderstand, there is no shady scene, the rat is quite similar to the national football team, and the results are very poor. ”

The crowd laughed!

"Haha!"

"People can't look good, it's okay to complain!"

"I didn't think that a screenwriter would complain so badly!"

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Then he didn't do well in every exam, and every time he said that he could theoretically score 100 points, he took the test paper and opened it to see that there was not much time left for me, what do you think I could do? I could only try my best to draw this test paper 0-0. ”

The turtle complained!

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed!

"I'm running out of time!"

"It's so talented, 0-0 draw this test paper!"

"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced!"

"This editor is a bit awesome!"

"I can't breathe when I'm laughing!"

"No, my stomach hurts when I laugh!"

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"The mouse apologized earnestly, and the teacher also highly praised the mouse, although he scored 0 points, but his fighting spirit is worthy of praise!"

The turtle continues to complain!

At this moment, even Feng Baobao couldn't help but laugh!

"Haha!"

"Fighting spirit。。。。。。。 ”

"He carried forward the fighting spirit of the Chinese nation!"

"This wave of black is okay!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

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"That's right, he dared to answer the question, and he also wrote an explanation during the exam, creating several chances to score. ”

The turtle continues to complain mercilessly!

"So talented!"

"This edit will do!"

"Dare to answer the question。。。。。。 ”

"Created a couple of chances to score。。。。。。。。 ”

"This editor is so talented!"

"My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"I can't breathe when I'm laughing!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

"It's not that he doesn't have strength, he lacks a little luck!"

The crowd continued to laugh!

The rhythm was brought up, and everyone laughed when they saw him!

"Next is Mr. Zhang Yanggang, Mr. Zhang Yanggang is a teacher of Communication University, I admire Mr. Zhang Yanggang very much in my heart, because as a teacher, he is like a candle, burning himself and scalding others!"

The turtle complained!

Li Goudan smiled forward and backwards, that kind of exaggeration!

So do the others!

"I'm laughing to death!"

"This edit is okay!"

“666666666！”

"God turns, this is the real God turn!"

"Scalded someone。。。。。。 ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Teacher Huang and Teacher Zhang are different, when Teacher Huang was on CCTV, it was passion that burned and burned himself!"

The turtle continues to complain!

"Haha!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"That's interesting!"

"This show is really interesting!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Fuyun, the supreme god of online texts, sounds very middle-class, and he likes to wear masks, is it because he has no face to see people?"

"But I still admire Fuyun very much, because the paragraphs he writes are really good!"

Everyone had a smile on their faces!

"Super Dan is one of my favorite badminton players, he has a lot of tattoos on his body, one is here on the back of his neck, with two letters gd tattooed, and then he came to this program group today, as soon as the dog saw this tattoo, he covered his face and ran away!"

The turtle continues to complain!

Li Dogan is giggling there!

"This time, the main coffee of our "Tucao Conference" is Feng Baobao, and it is not easy to invite Feng Baobao this time, because when we introduced the Tucao Conference, we said that the Tucao Conference is equivalent to the World Cup of the industry. ”

Turtle complains!

Feng Baobao couldn't help laughing!

Everyone burst into laughter!

"This editor is so talented!"

"My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"I can't breathe when I'm laughing!"

"No, it's really not good, it's so funny!"

"You're going to laugh at me!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Then we patiently explained to him that you don't need to play in this World Cup, you don't need to sit on something that you're not good at. ”

The turtle complained!

"Haha!"

Feng Baobao couldn't stop laughing!

Others couldn't be happier!

"You don't need to do something you're not good at。。。。。。 This sentence is so incisive!"

"This editor is so talented!"

"My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"I can't breathe when I'm laughing!"

"No, it's really not good, it's so funny!"

"You're going to laugh at me!"

"This "Tucao Conference" program is really very interesting!"

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Then he sighed and said, "I don't need to play in that World Cup." ”

Turtle Road!

The crowd laughed!

"Every time the national football team loses, everyone is scolding, and they are discussing who should be on and who should not be on it, in fact, the coach of the national football team is very fair, if it is okay, if it doesn't work, choose eleven people from those who can't do it!"

Turtle Road!

Everyone burst into laughter!

"My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"I can't breathe when I'm laughing!"

"No, it's really not good, it's so funny!"

。。。。。。。。。

"Although Feng Baobao did not go to the World Cup this time, he learned from the pain, he is ready for the next World Cup, he has prepared a super large TV, ready to watch it then!"

Turtle Road!

"Haha!"

"God's turn is always so unexpected!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny!"

。。。。。。。。。。

"But I suggest you don't watch TV, and finally go to watch the World Cup live, so that we can also be happy for you, although Feng Baobao did not qualify for the World Cup, he appeared in the World Cup!"

Turtle Road!

Everyone applauded!

"Although I have complained so much, as a fan, I will still pay attention to the next game of the national football team, okay, thank you everyone, I am a turtle!"

The turtle bows to the crowd!

There was applause at the scene!

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