Chapter 1458: The Demons Dance
Everyone was confused, shooting a book at three feet, what is this?
Fang Zheng was also stunned, but he didn't define others casually, after all, the world is so big, there are no surprises, and it is not easy to judge before I have seen it.
So Fang Zheng pulled the red boy to stand on the side and watched quietly.
At this time, Master Liu slowed down his breath slightly, and the beauty on the side used a golden bamboo pole to pick up the red cloth on the basin, showing respect for the utensils in the basin with every move, and the overall ceremony was solemn, as if it was a national treasure inside.
Everyone craned their necks to look inside, and everyone wondered, what was inside?
As the red cloth was lifted, everyone saw the contents inside, and they were dumbfounded!
I saw that there were several miniature versions of the pull-out water guns in the big basin, and the water guns were not small, there were various models, as well as double-barreled and double-nozzles.
Fang Zheng was dumbfounded for a moment, and muttered, "This ......"
The red boy said, "Master, what does this mean?"
Fang Zheng shook his head, he thought it was a brush, but it turned out to be such a thing, this thing, he didn't have any concept, he really couldn't figure out what the root calligraphy of this thing had to do? ”
As he spoke, the master came out with a small pull-out water gun in his hands as if he were holding a pen, and then bowed to heaven and earth.
Another man came over with a large bucket, and the master filled the water gun with ink, and then shouted, "Shoot the ink!"
After speaking, he turned his head suddenly, looked at the long rice paper, and shouted: "Ah!"
The little short legs followed the sound and bent slightly, stretched forward with one foot, and fell in an arc, like a big rooster in the chicken coop......
At the same time, Master Liu pushed the pull-out water gun, and the water gun shot out a black ink spray on the drawing paper.
Master Liu shouted again, yahh......h At the same time, he sped up and walked over, and as he walked, his hands trembled, and long crooked marks were shot out.
I only heard several men and women chanting below: "Good, good, good!"
"Yes, good master!"
"Okay! Master stroke, surpass Wang Xizhi!"
……
Seeing this, the audience was already stunned.
The red boy tugged at Fangzheng's clothes and said, "Master, what is this? From a different angle, isn't it just a child peeing on the wall?"
Fang Zheng was speechless for a while when he heard this, but he had to admit that it was indeed a bit like ...... However, he still shook his head slightly and said: "I don't know, maybe it's really a master, the front is foreshadowing, and it is possible that there will be a wonderful scene at the end." ”
Fang Zheng didn't speak for the other party, after all, there were indeed some artists on the Internet, and their behavior at the beginning made everyone puzzled, and even thought he was a fool, but when the results came out, they could amaze the whole world. Therefore, I didn't see the end, Fangzheng didn't want to spray, just waited patiently.
"Master, can you not gnash your teeth when you speak, and can you hold your own when you clench your fists? My hands are red...... You're going against your will. The red boy said helplessly.
Fang Zheng's old face turned red, and he changed the topic and said, "Shut up!
But here's the problem, in the face of these bastards, he really can't help but beat people!
At this moment, Master Liu in front spoke again, holding a large pull-out water gun, pulling a distance of one meter to the canvas, and then yelled, without looking at it, holding a water gun is a mess, a crooked circle was drawn, and then straightened all the way to the back of the canvas.
"Good!"
"Great!"
"Yes, yes!"
The people below continued to shout.
The master also seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and took a double-barreled pull-out water gun to spray from here to there, as for what kind of thing was squirting...... He didn't even look at the canvas himself, and hell knows what he was spraying!
At this time, the master suddenly stood still, twisted his body, put down the pull-out water gun, and clapped his hands, obviously his creation was over.
Fang Zheng looked at the extremely ugly and unaesthetic graffiti on the canvas, and his brain turned red...... What is this?
The red boy said: "Master, if these guys are put to us, they will dance wildly, and eighty percent of them will be conscripted by the heavenly soldiers and generals of the heavenly court, and they will not live for three days." ”
Fang Zheng touched the red boy's head and said, "Don't worry, here, there are also demons and monsters, and they are also going to be requisitioned." ”
"Master, what if no one cares?" asked the red boy.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Disciple, you have to believe that there are always some heavenly soldiers and generals in the world who are willing to meddle in their affairs. ”
"For example?" Red Boy seemed to see something in Fang Zheng's eyes.
Fang Zheng smiled hesitantly: "For example, ah......"
Speaking of this, Fang Zheng's face was straight, and when he heard the voices of the men still shouting good, he looked straight and shouted, "What kind of garbage?!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar!
Whether it is a Chinese person or a foreigner, they all look at Fangzheng.
At that moment, Fang Zheng swept everyone's eyes, and he saw a lot of information.
Those nurseries were angry, and those viewers were surprised, obviously they didn't expect that someone would really stand up and smash the field!
Red Boy was also startled, but he belonged to the kind of personality that was not afraid of big things, and immediately shouted: "Yes, what kind of?!
Seeing such a cute little monk say this, many viewers laughed, just thinking that this child was too cute.
Some people wanted to say something, but they were stopped by their companions on the side, who shook their heads slightly and whispered: "If you don't like it, don't make trouble, these people all have backgrounds and people...... Otherwise, how dare they toss like this?"
"Don't go, what does it have to do with us?"
"Forget it, there are many families. ”
"Let's see if it's lively, let's leave if it's not good-looking. ”
……
Although these voices were small, Fang Zheng and Red Boy could hear them clearly. Fangzheng's heart was a little cold when he listened, he knew that the blood of the world needed a fire to ignite!
The red boy said, "Master, it seems that no one is fighting side by side with you. ”
Fang Zheng touched the red boy's head and said lightly: "It's because there are fewer nosy people in the world, so the demons and monsters have all come out of the cholera world." ”
"So, Master, are you going to pick them out alone?" asked the red boy.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "No, it's all of us." ”
The red boy looked puzzled......
At this moment, a man with a big waist and a round waist came over and said angrily: "Who are you? What are you shouting here? Do you know what art is?"
Fang Zheng smiled and asked, "Do you know what a cheeky is?"
The other party's face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily: "If you don't understand, hurry up!"
Fang Zheng shook his head, ignored the other party, and came directly to the garbage picture of the master's casual graffiti, and said with a smile: "You also call it calligraphy? If you can also call it calligraphy, it is simply a big joke in the world! I have to say that this is the worst time that Chinese calligraphy has been hacked." ”
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