Chapter 1 Inspection

When Chen Sikai arrived home at 10 o'clock in the evening, he found his parents eating melon seeds and watching TV in the living room. My parents usually live in the countryside, and it is difficult to come to the city, and before Chen Sikai asked, my mother took the initiative to say that today the neighbor's puppy next door got married, and we have been neighbors for a lifetime, and they invited us to drink wine today. Chen Sikai asked, how old is the second dog, and he got married? The appointment of his parents, or the matchmaker is the matchmaker? Mother hehehe, what are you in charge of, just take care of your own affairs.

Chen Sikai vaguely felt that his mother's tone was wrong, so he didn't answer. Chen Sijie understands his mother's temper, and remaining silent is the best counterattack to his mother.

Chen Sikai knew that his parents' late-night visit must have something important to say, and of course it must be about his own personal problems. Chen Sikai estimated that his mother saw that the two dogs were married, and the son who had always been proud of her was still single, which was extremely uncomfortable, even if he didn't sleep tonight, he had to teach his son a lesson.

Chen Sikai handed his father a cigarette and lit it. By the way, I also came to one.

Mother nagged, with a gloomy face, you father and son smoke together, right? As soon as the mother's words fell, the father quickly took a few quick puffs and snuffed out the cigarette. 's father set an example, and Chen Sikai had no choice but to pinch it off.

Chen Sikai said: "The second dog's daughter-in-law is beautiful. ”

The mother said, "Of course it's beautiful. Don't look at the second dog with a fat head and big ears, it's quite beautiful to marry a daughter-in-law, I can't see that this kid is really capable. The mother's tone seemed to have a "hero's end" feeling. But this seems to be said to Chen Sikai.

Father interjected.

"In the final analysis, it's not that Ergouzi has the ability, but that Ergouzi and his eldest brother have a good future, and in recent years, Dagouzi has made a lot of money in the south. Just like the second dog, which girl is willing to marry him, a person in his twenties, idle all day long, not doing his job.

Mother said twice.

"Anyway, it's true that people are taking their daughters-in-law now, right?" the mother said, glancing at the father.

My father sighed, and I went to the bathroom.

"Hey, you old man. ”

Chen Sikai smiled, "Mom, everyone who reads is like this, you don't pay attention to him." ”

Chen Sikai's catering made his mother's anger disappear, otherwise he would definitely have to "make a fuss".

Chen Sikai said: "Mom, it's so late, or you don't go back tonight, sleep here." ”

Mother said, "What is the mess in your house, you look at your clothes all day long, and your house is a dog kennel." ”

Chen Sikai smiled, don't you come often, if you come often, it must be clean.

Mother said, "I want to come here, if your father hadn't stopped me, I would have moved here." ”

Chen Sikai originally catered to his mother, but he didn't expect his mother to really have such thoughts. This is really to let my mother move in, so do you have to come over this day?

Chen Sikai said: "When my father retires, I must come over." ”

Mother glanced at Chen Sikai, you mean very reluctant to let me move in, right?

Chen Sikai smiled, "Mom, how is it possible, if you come over, I won't have to worry about three meals a day." ”

Chen Sikai's mother said: "It's so big, I'm still used to you." ”

Chen Sikai smiled.

Dad's voice came from the bathroom.

"Skye, why don't you have this toilet paper?"

Chen Sikai then remembered that the toilet paper in the bathroom ran out yesterday, and he thought about buying it after work today, but tonight's overtime made Chen Sikai forget about it.

Chen Sikai said embarrassedly, "Dad, there is no toilet paper at home, I will hurry up and buy it." ”

"You old man, tell you to eat less and less at night, as if you haven't seen meat for decades. Now that I've eaten too much, I'm sick to my stomach. Mom said angrily.

Chen Sikai knew that his mother's nagging problem was coming again, but he couldn't "see death and not save it", Chen Sikai smiled and pandered and said, Mom, I'll go to the commissary downstairs to buy some.

"Don't go! Let him stay like that. Don't let him suffer a little, I don't know my hard work. ”

Chen Sikai didn't know, but he felt that there must be something hidden in this. Chen Sikai whispered, Mom, did Dad make you angry again? Chen Sikai guessed right, only to see his mother's eyebrows begin to become proud.

"Skye, your father's stomach has always been bad, and he will have stomach trouble when he gets a little cold. Recently, the temperature has dropped a lot due to the impact of the typhoon, and the air conditioning in the restaurant is extremely low today, so I told your dad to eat more ingredients, less meat dishes, drink more hot water, and drink less drinks. He's good, the more I say, the more he eats. ”

Chen Sikai pouted, indeed. Due to the impact of coastal typhoons, the city has been rainy for a period of time, and the temperature has plummeted by more than ten degrees. This kind of weather is nothing for young people, but it is important for children and the elderly who are frail. Chen Sikai also brought a coat when he went out this morning.

"Skye, you said that what I said is right, he is still fighting with me. Good intentions are not rewarded. ”

"Mom, intellectuals are like this, you weigh it. ”

"I see, his teaching brain is broken, and he always thinks that I am speaking ill. ”

"Alright, alright, Mom. I'm going to have to buy it quickly, and it's not going to be like that for my dad to sit on the toilet. ”

Chen Sikai thought that his mother was nagging, and that was the end of it, but when he was about to go out, his mother called Chen Sikai.

"Don't go. Chen Sikai didn't know what his mother was going to do.

"I've got some here," Mom said, pulling out a stack of toilet paper from her pocket.

"I'm going to say it again, when I'm out of the house, I have to prepare these things, what if I have a stomach problem? Fortunately, I have it with me today, otherwise I would have used my hands or something. I say this, don't nag me." When my mother said the last sentence, she deliberately raised her voice, and Chen Sikai knew that this was what my mother said to my father. Dad was also prescient, he shouted through the door, old woman, what you said is indeed true, and my son and I have written it down. Chen Sikai saw his mother twice, with a smug and obedient look.

Chen Sikai's father staggered out of the toilet, and Chen Sikai asked if it was okay. Chen Sikai's father said that he had been sitting for too long, and his butt was a little numb. Chen Sikai's mother answered, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." Chen Sikai was laughing in his heart, they were really a pair of enemies.

Chen Sikai proposed that it was not early, and I would have to get up early tomorrow to attend a meeting of the company. Chen Sikai means I'm going to wash and sleep.

Chen Sikai's father was just about to open the door, and Chen Sikai's mother said that she seemed to have something to say.

Chen Sikai knew that her mother's theme and ideas had not been conveyed tonight, so she had a rare trip, how could she waste this opportunity.

Chen Sikai said: "Mom, if you want to have anything, just say it." I'll be there early tomorrow, or I'll open the door and sweep the guests. ”

"You guy, talk to your mom like that. ”

"Okay, then I'll get straight to the point. ”

"You said you were twenty-eight years old, and you couldn't even find a daughter-in-law. ”

Mother's words hurt, not that Chen Sikai can't find a daughter-in-law, but that he is unwilling to compromise. Speaking of which, Chen Sikai has been in two relationships since graduating from university. The first is a college classmate, who has never broken through the curse of "graduation season is breakup season", so this relationship ended without a problem. This second relationship was met by Chen Sikai at a literary meeting organized by the local writers' association, a talented woman who is not a fireworks in the world. After two years of falling in love, Chen Sikai has never even succeeded in kissing, let alone the little thing between men and women. At first, Chen Sikai thought that the girl was reserved and wanted to leave the best things in the cave room to spend the candle night. But Chen Sikai later thought wrongly, it turned out that the girl was looking for a spiritual sustenance, and as for marriage and children, it was a burden in the world. After thinking about it, Chen Sikai felt that he should give up or give up. The girl was silently sad for a few days, and Chen Sikai has always felt guilty for this. These two relationships can be regarded as Chen Sikai's official love.

Chen Sikai is not a casual person for feelings, although the first two relationships ended without a hitch, Chen Sikai still maintains an optimistic attitude towards love. He often said that if you have not experienced a love marriage, you personally feel that it is not perfect.

Chen Sikai knew that his mother was kind, but every time Chen Sikai didn't want to break his mother's heart, he would listen carefully and carefully, and then like a child, he promised his mother that he would bring a girlfriend home in half a year.

Chen Sikai made a guarantee, although this guarantee will be made several times in a year, but it can be effective every time.

"Okay, Skye, let's stop here tonight, your father and I will go back first, and you can rest early. ”

Chen Sikai took a deep breath, this time he passed the test again.

Chen Sikai said, "Mom, I'll drive you." ”

Chen Sikai's mother said, "No, let's just take a taxi." You have a good rest and you have to go to work tomorrow. ”

Chen Sikai had just closed the door when he heard his father's voice outside the door.

"The child is so old, he will take care of his own affairs, you are always in a hurry, what are you doing. ”

"I'm in a hurry, you also know that the child is older, almost 27 years old, this daughter-in-law's matter has not been brushed aside, we as parents no longer urge, he can care. ”

With the sound of the elevator arriving, the voice of the parents was lowered, although Chen Sikai couldn't hear what they were saying, but the two of them would definitely talk about this topic, and finally ended in the failure of the father.

Chen Sikai walked to the sunny sky, and the breeze hit, so uncomfortable.

Chen Sikai lit a cigarette, looked at the sleeping city, and suddenly remembered that an event had not yet been completed.

Chen Sikai appeared on the city's forum today, and a post appeared, which aroused countless onlookers and discussions among keyboard warriors. The post said that she was a fat paper girl who wanted to ask for a boyfriend, but such a simple post caused a sensation in the forum. Of course, this is mainly due to the fact that the person who posted it seems to be genuinely looking for a boyfriend. Nowadays, in the era of the flood of marriage on the Internet, the poster seems to have injected a freshener with such sincerity, but it has become rare.

The poster's own conditions seem to be very good, and he doesn't have too many requirements for the other half, as long as he wants to be good to himself wholeheartedly.

Some people say that this is definitely hype, it's okay to be idle, post a post to the forum to have fun, and some people say, girl, it's better to be cautious when posting in this place to find a boyfriend. Some people say that the girl wants you to find your other half. Some people say, I meet your conditions, I don't know if I have the fate to meet. Some people say that it turned out to be a fat girl, and there are many ugly people. Some people say that there is no photo to prove what boyfriend.

Just such a post exploded in the forum, and there were people who followed up all afternoon. Chen Sikai usually browses the city's forums, and most of them basically do not express any opinions. Chen Sikai feels that in this kind of place, it is better to speak less, and if you don't get it right, you will become the target of the attack.

Chen Sikai didn't know what was going on today, so he replied at the bottom of the post, girl, good luck. Unexpectedly, this casual sentence attracted the girl's cynicism. The girl replied, I'm not lucky to have anything to do with you. Chen Sikai saw that the girl was quite ruthless now, and felt a little interesting.

After smoking, Chen Sikai turned on the computer and entered the forum.

Chen Sikai replied below, girl, you provoked me. Chen Sikai's reply like this is purely a hot brain, and he is blind.