Chapter 12: Baldness
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So no one would have thought that Yu Ying would come out, and they were all a little panicked, because this was the embassy, and outside they were all standing posts by themselves, and no one raised the alarm.
They didn't even notice how this person came out, as if this person had been there all along, and they hadn't seen it. But none of them were blind, and there was no one in that place just now.
can only show one thing, that is, Yu Ying's movements are too fast, so they can't react.
"You think you have a big face, don't you? But now that I look at it, it's not big enough. "I saw the person who suddenly appeared, with a deliberate smile on his face, but this smile looked like it had been drawn hard, and it looked indescribably stiff.
And that voice is also Yu Ying's deliberate imitation of mechanical sounds, which makes people feel that it is indescribably weird.
"Since it's not big enough, let me make it bigger. I saw that Yu Ying didn't know where to find the bamboo board in her hand, and pointed the bamboo board at the person's face, which was a slap, and the person's face was immediately swollen like a pig's head.
Even several teeth fell out, a mouthful of blood, that person wanted to struggle, but found that his body no longer knew why he couldn't lift his strength? So at this time, he felt that he was a fish on the board, at the mercy of others.
"Help me, help me!" and he struggled desperately, but this struggle was comparable to the strength of a little milk cat.
And the other onlookers were all ignorant and hadn't reacted yet, and they didn't even believe their eyes, so they didn't pay attention to that person's struggle at all.
At this time, Yu Ying didn't wait for them to come to their senses, so she grabbed the man and walked to the window facing the outside, and said, "If you want to hit my idea, then let your head be compared to who is this tree first?"
After speaking, Yu Ying threw the bamboo board in her hand, and the bamboo board flew out.
Then the bamboo planks disappeared into the darkness.
And the others didn't know what Yu Ying was doing, what was going on? Several people were in tears!
Then they heard a creaking sound, and then they were shocked to see that a large tree in the courtyard had fallen in their direction.
Everyone in the house was like this, watching the big tree smash over, and at this time, they even felt that there was no way out.
I heard the cold mechanical voice shouting in Chinese: "Whoever dares to fight the idea of the little master again, he will go to meet the Lord of Yama first!"
The voice even overwhelmed their fears and went straight into their heads.
Then under the gaze of the wide-eyed Mobei people, Yu Ying greeted the big tree that smashed over, jumped into the air, kicked her legs in a row, and in front of everyone's eyes, the big tree as thick as a bucket was suddenly broken in half.
I saw that the crown of the tree above was shattered into foam, but the remaining straight tree body happened to be in front of the window, and it fell to the ground with a bang, causing the house where the Mobei people were located to shake twice.
"Hehe! If anyone wants to beat my idea, just look at the fate of this tree!" After saying that, Yu Ying jumped on the house and disappeared into the night sky.
And the people in Mobei all look like they are hell, they don't feel like they're dreaming at all, and they don't believe it's true. Some people even close their eyes and say something in their mouths: I must be dreaming.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?" The people outside the embassy didn't know what was going on, but something must have happened, because something had just fallen and the neighborhood was shaken.
And Yu Ying drank just now, and everyone heard it, so they all wanted to know what was going on? So many people ran out, but the main character, Yu Ying, was already a dragon and disappeared.
And at this time, Mobei's Youxian King's face changed several times, because he knew that he was afraid that that powerful person would hold a grudge against Mobei, which would be troublesome. To put it mildly, if you annoy this person, even if you are beheaded, you will not know.
Thinking of this, King Youxian glared at the whimsical Mobei people just now, and said in his heart: If you knew earlier, you should bring some people who can talk, not these guys who only know how to grow muscles, but not brains.
In fact, the two of them secretly shouted grievances, isn't this to intimidate the Han people and let the Han people marry the princess more?
Originally, when they Mobei people arrived in the capital of the Han people, they were very arrogant, and the Han people were almost killed by the Mobei people, and they didn't dare to make a noise, let alone make a fuss, let alone take revenge.
But this time when I came to the capital, I happened to meet Yu Ying.
As a result, he was taught a hard lesson by Yu Ying twice, and the Mobei people were a lot more honest, and even when they went out, they were more obedient.
The next day, it was still rumored that someone ran to the embassy of the Mobei people and beat one of the people who came to the Zhao Dynasty to ask for relatives in Mobei this time, and it is said that his big teeth were knocked out.
The only pity is that no one knows the identity of that person, not only the people of Mobei, but also the people of the Zhao Dynasty. In fact, in the capital, no one knows where this person came from?
However, someone quickly contacted the person who smoked the troublesome Mobei people in the bazaar.
In fact, in the process of searching, the person disappeared without a trace, and no one knew who this person was.
After all, there is no name, there is no very unique facial features, these are just people who can't find them.
Of course, there are still people who want to find that person, because in their opinion, this person is a big weapon, and if anyone finds it, it will definitely be worth it. It's really not possible, it's not bad to have a friendship.
Of course, many of them have evil intentions, and they plan to see what this master likes, and they can do what they like in the future.
Yu Ying had been prepared for this for a long time, but she didn't take it to heart, because no one else knew who that person was?
And Yu Ying has already sneaked into the harem while it was dark, you must know that tomorrow night, a grand dinner will be held in the palace, specially to entertain those guests from Mobei, hehe, isn't it a coquettish guest?
After all, their Great Khan was preparing to marry the princess of the Zhao Dynasty, so the emperor planned to hold a banquet in the palace. It's just that His Majesty the Emperor at this time never expected that this palace banquet would become a big joke.
At this moment, Yu Ying, the initiator of this joke, is turning into a hard-working little bee, and she has taken a turn in the palace of those high-ranking concubines in the harem. Tomorrow, those delicate guests will enter the palace and speak to them as a good opportunity to proclaim their power.
In Yu Ying's opinion, this is a good opportunity to make jokes. Thinking of the appearance of these women, Yu Ying smiled and wanted to twitch, in life, there are too many bitter things, if you can't find some fun, how difficult it would be!
This time is very abundant, Yu Ying has already inquired about the preferences of these concubines who have a grudge against the Xue family, and at the same time, she has purified the hair remover she designed again, added some spices, and then calculated the time, and secretly started to act.
After Yu Ying got rid of all the concubines in the harem, Yu Ying thought about it with a smile, well, there should be no omission, now their hair is fine, and even when the dinner party starts, it is normal.
But after a while, it's hard to say.
Look at the rest of the depilator, do you want to spray that scumbag emperor? But Yu Ying thought about it, forget it, after all, there are still many Mobei people present, if the emperor becomes bald, he will lose his country.
After all, this is a royal palace, not a temple or nunnery. Anyway, when those concubines became bald, the Mobei people couldn't see it.
As for the queen mother, Yu Ying paid special attention to it, and added a lot of things to her, absolutely destroying the hair follicles on the old woman's head, so that her head would not grow in the future, and when she became a nun in the future, she would not have to lose her hair.
The snow-white palace wall is a good place to write, and I saw Yu Ying holding a big brush on the palace wall, and wrote two big characters with a big brush: Hehe! Then Yu Ying drew the most popular funny face in later generations to show her mockery of the royal family!
I saw Yu Ying working around the palace, in order to hide those things temporarily, so she also took the wax to seal it a little.
However, this palace will be very popular with bugs for a while.
Hehe, although this gift is not very valuable, it definitely took a lot of effort to complete, you must like it! Yu Ying muttered in her heart.
Looking at the still dark sky, Yu Ying knew that the sky was about to dawn, so she prepared to retreat.
After being busy all night, Yu Ying still didn't feel tired, because this behavior was too funny, which made her very interested in acting.
She put away the big brush in her hand, isn't it! Temporarily let out a sigh, thinking of this, Yu Ying smiled, turned around and left with a smile.
Of course, those things used in the crime were also packed up, leaving no clues, Yu Ying took advantage of the darkness to leave the capital, because her prank would definitely cause a commotion, so she left early.
Of course, the spies sent by Jincheng had already left the capital, and asked them to return to the capital in a few days.
Not to mention Yu Ying's long journey, not to mention that the ladies and ladies in the entire capital now come to attend the dinner in the palace on this day.
The well-informed people among them all know that this time the choice with their relatives has been decided, it is the princess of Jincheng who was thrown in Jincheng, so they are not in any danger, and they are all dressed up in fancy ways.
In fact, there are already some of them, and they plan to send the people who are in the house to Jincheng's retinue.
However, the banquet area is separated from men and women, so the beautifully dressed women, led by the palace maids, walked towards the women's area.
Then I saw that the favored concubines with heads and faces had arrived, then the high-ranking concubines, and finally the queen arrived.
Especially when the queen came on the field, everywhere she went, everyone fell to the ground one after another.
Maybe the queen is not the most beautiful woman at this banquet, but she is definitely the one with the most powerful aura, and beauty is not the most important thing to her. At this time, the queen mother is simply the most envious person for many girls and children.
And the queen mother who was helped on the field was also complacent, and this moment was her most satisfying time, because all the women fell at their feet and paid all these years in vain.
As for the spirit seat of the Xue family girl, keep it for now, and wait until her son takes power, and then find an opportunity to kick out the spirit seat of that woman.
Thinking of this, the queen raised her hand lightly, "No courtesy, flat body." He motioned for the people to get up.
So this banquet in order to show the national strength began, the queen gently touched the table with the wine cup, "Drink to win!" After speaking, she took a sip of wine, and then all the women who came to participate also did the same action: "Drink to win!"
The dinner officially began, and the singing and dancing began. I saw that the sound of silk and bamboo was pleasant, and the dancers were all moving.
So the whole palace banquet was a group of singing and dancing, but I don't know why? Several high-ranking concubines, including the queen, felt that their heads were a little itchy, so they endured it at first, but soon couldn't help it.
Soon, the entire venue of the ladies was in chaos, and many timid people fainted in fright.
Because those girls were in full view, and suddenly the headdress fell off, and then a lot of hair also fell out, and one by one the heads became bald. Not only were the ladies shocked, but even the onlookers were also frightened.
"What's going on?" the queen never thought that she would fall out of her hair with a light press on her bun.
Looking at the concubine below is also like this, revealing a pointed head melon seed, if it weren't for the queen herself being unlucky, the queen would laugh out loud, because the usual Concubine De is a serious look, and she can't imagine a pointed head.
In fact, Concubine De also saw the queen's bald head, and she didn't look good at all, and her powerful aura became a little funny.
At this time, the woman who came felt that something was wrong, and some people were afraid of being killed, so they quickly pretended to faint, so the whole venue was in chaos.
When the emperor heard the exclamation and sent someone to see it, he was also surprised, what was going on? But at this time, the dinner party on the side of the ladies had to end early, because most of the high-ranking concubines had become bald, so the officials and dependents were sent out of the palace one by one.
Fortunately, those princesses and concubines had no effect, so they stood up and checked carefully, but found that all the diets had no traces of drugging, and they were all normal, so the imperial dining room finally escaped.
But why do these girls lose their hair at the same time? This is surprising to many people, but after looking at everything, they can't find out what is going on.
When the emperor found out, he was greatly annoyed.
As soon as this incident came out, some people speculated that someone should be doing it, but there was no evidence, and it was impossible to find out who did it? Even if the emperor sent people to do it, no clues were found.
This made the emperor furious, and this matter was really hell. Fortunately, he didn't get hit himself, if his hair fell out in front of the Mobei people, he shuddered to think about this scene.
In fact, the emperor didn't know that Yu Ying was already merciful to his subordinates, and if he spared him once, he almost became bald.
However, because the cause of baldness has not been found, many people privately say that those noble concubines committed evil, and as a result, a ghost shaved their heads and made their hair fall out.