Chapter 68: Human Nature Occasionally Flashes of Brilliance (First Update!Free Chicken Soup!Ask for Recommendation!)
Who wanted Chen's mother to come, not only did she not persuade Chen Xiao, but also spared herself, jumped off the building package, buy one get one free.
For all the people and the dogs present, it's all ...... I never expected it!
The Howling Sky Dog was already frightened and suspicious of the dog, because Lian Qingyi was hanging outside the rooftop with it in one hand.
It is no longer the body of Taiyi Xuanxian in the previous life, but an ordinary Chihuahua, if it falls from the sixth floor, it will be dead!
Therefore, the heart of the roaring dog at this time was completely broken.
Who did I recruit and who did I mess with?
"Woo...... Whew......"
The roaring dog opened its mouth and screamed hoarsely, it didn't dare to struggle, for fear of practicing Tsing Yi and letting go, in the consensus of the people in the heavenly court, a group of calves from the Sword Gate can do anything!
And Lian Qingyi and Chen Xiao are now holding hands, their bodies facing the outside of the rooftop, and the shoulders of the two people are shaking one after another.
In the eyes of outsiders, this has become a tremor caused by the fear of death at the same time, which also proves that the two people are really determined to die.
Because people who pretend to jump off a building are not afraid, because they know that they will not jump and will not die.
But no one knew that the two of them were ...... Try to hold back your laughter.
This kind of smile is equivalent to the happy smile on the face of the farmer's uncle when he is facing the joy of the harvest, which cannot be controlled.
A wave of fat ......
The contrast between the mother and son jumping off the building is amazing, and the resentment between the school leader and a certain big man has rushed out of the sky and straight to the sea of stars.
Originally, I only wanted to dirty the wave line, but I ended up taking the big dragon after five kills......
Chen Xiao felt that it might be at the signal receiving end of a monitoring satellite in orbit, and an old man wanted to pick up a crutch and smash the monitor.
It's easy for one person to hold back a laugh, but when two people are together and both want to laugh, it's hard to restrain yourself, and it's even more difficult to restrain the emotion of wanting to laugh from the other side.
Laughter is something that can be cross-infected......
It's like a person who sees a joke that makes him laugh and can laugh for three seconds, and two people who see a joke that makes them laugh together may laugh together for a minute.
Even after a period of time, when I saw each other, I thought of that joke and started laughing again.
But you can't laugh yet, and if you laugh, the whole paragraph will collapse.
……
Now everyone understands that things have reached some point of no return.
The whole family jumped off the building and jumped off the building with a jumping dog and Chen Xiao jumped off the building alone, obviously the severity of the incident has increased exponentially, and in front of almost all the teachers and students in the school, if you don't do it, you can really break the sky!
But then I turned my head and thought about it, although this matter was unexpected, but it was reasonable, Chen's mother is a mental patient, let her persuade people...... Who came up with a bad idea!
President Wu and a group of school leaders also looked at Liu Zhenguo in unison, including Ji Zhinian, who also set their eyes on Liu Zhenguo.
Liu Zhenguo, as an iron-blooded soldier who has been killed for a long time, actually felt a little hesitant and helpless at this moment.
Don't...... Am I really only suitable for raising pigs in the army?
Liu Zhenguo is sure that this moment may be the longest moment in his life, and in a short moment, thousands of thoughts turned in his mind.
In the end, Liu Zhenguo blurted out angrily: "Stop! I promise you!"
Chen Xiao turned his head suddenly: "What did you say?
Chen Xiao pointed the megaphone at Liu Zhenguo.
Liu Zhenguo closed his eyes and roared, "I said...... I promised you, but I can't guarantee whether you will pass the interview or not! When the time comes, I hope you will stop using this as a threat!"
Although the distance is a bit far, Liu Zhenguo's voice is not small with resentment and anger, even if it has a little amplification effect, it is enough for the students below to hear it clearly.
Chen Xiao turned off the megaphone, jumped down from the edge of the rooftop with Lian Qingyi, and said lightly: "Wouldn't it be over if you agreed early?
School Leader: "......"
Liu Zhenguo: "......"
Ji Zhinian: "......"
Then Chen Xiao said to Lian Qingyi: "Let's go back if it's okay here, the rooftop is strangely cold, and I'm numb." ”
Lian Qingyi nodded, and quickly left the rooftop, she couldn't look directly at the expressions of these people, a generation of sword immortals laughed in front of people, she really lost face, she couldn't afford to lose this person.
Not long after, there was an earth-shattering laugh in the corridor of the rooftop.
"Hahaha......"
The laughter wafted around in the empty pockets for a long time, and the scalps of a group of school leaders who listened to it were a little numb.
At first, they thought that Chen Xiao's mother and son were acting together, but now that they look at it, Chen Xiao seems to be really sick...... Still sick and unclear.
It's just that these laughter are destined not to be heard by the students below.
Principal Wu sighed in his heart, as long as people don't jump off the building, there is nothing to do with him, the pots are all carried by Liu Zhenguo, and he looked at Chen Xiao with a little worry: "Chen Xiao, your mother will go back alone...... No problem. ”
Chen Xiao shook his head and said, "It's okay, her condition is much better." ”
Liu Zhenguo looked at Chen Xiao with a complicated expression, and he was a little confused about what kind of person Chen Xiao was.
Righteous reprimands for not bringing student ID cards to class with an honest face.
The test paper with a mixed reputation.
Just now I was shouting to jump off the building, but now I can act as if nothing has happened.
The only thing he can be sure of is Chen Xiao...... Abnormal, unreasonable behavior, so that he has no choice but to compromise.
Ji Zhinian seemed to see Liu Zhenguo's confusion, sighed for a moment and said: "The mental illness you often talk about is the damage of the three souls and seven spirits in Taoism, some people are congenitally deficient and the three souls and seven spirits are fragile and easy to be injured, this child may also be affected by his mother, that is, the hereditary mental illness you are talking about, or it may be hidden and not obvious, so it is contrary to common sense." ”
After Ji Zhinian finished saying this, Liu Zhenguo not only did not feel comforted, but became even more uncomfortable.
Liu Zhenguo slowly walked towards Chen Xiao and said in a deep voice: "Chen Xiao, lend me the megaphone." ”
Chen Xiao didn't embarrass him this time, handed over the megaphone, Chen Xiao, who was in a good mood, estimated that he could borrow money from Liu Zhenguo now.
Liu Zhenguo picked up the megaphone, stood on the rooftop, restrained his desire to jump, and said solemnly: "Chen Xiao's student, excellent character and learning, among the best grades, due to special family circumstances, the school allows special treatment, and allows him to participate in the interview examination of the advanced class, this is the only case in special circumstances, please don't follow suit, this extreme way is extremely bad......"
Before Liu Zhenguo finished speaking, I don't know who slapped it, and then the whole audience began to applaud, not only the students, but even some teachers.
Chen Xiao won his rights in an outrageous way, and the vast majority of students were not jealous, but happy for Chen Xiao.
They don't have the unfortunate fate of Chen Xiao, and naturally they can't jump off the building as desperately as Chen Xiao, and of course they don't have the achievements and capital like Chen Xiao.
Liu Zhenguo was relieved when he saw this scene, at least now, no one should follow Chen Xiao's example, and no one protested, but he couldn't be happy in his heart.
Chen Xiao was also stunned for a moment when he heard the applause below, and fell silent.
The ending he had imagined was a bit different.
Is it because of the recognition of his "heroic feats", or because of the kindness and pity for the weak.
In the past, Chen Xiao would not be too lazy to think about these things, and there were too many dark sides in his heart, which made him scoff at all bright things, but today's scene gave him some new ideas.
Human nature is really an interesting thing, just like a little star is dim during the day, and it will flash a light at night to remind you that it still exists, Chen Xiao thought.
Perhaps even in the darker corners, there are some seeds that want to take root and sprout.
However, the worldview has already been formed, he can think, but he will not easily try to change, change is risky, he does not like risks, and fortuitous events do not represent everything.
Chen Xiao smiled inexplicably, maybe it would soon be time to test these seeds.
"The wind knows the strength of the grass......"
Chen Xiao muttered.
Chen Xiao's voice was not loud, only Ji Zhinian heard it, and looked at Chen Xiao suspiciously, chewing: "The wind knows the strength of the grass...... Hey...... Kind of interesting......"
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