Chapter 288: Divine Doctors See Quacks
School ends at noon!
Ye Fan was about to go to the dining hall to eat, when a figure stood outside the door.
"Ye Fan, come out!"
Li Jiajia shouted.
Wherever a cute and playful girl like this goes, she is the focus of attention of the livestock.
Sure enough, her appearance caused a lot of speculation among the livestock, and what shocked them even more was that Li Jiajia's expression was resentful, as if she was here to collect a debt.
just lived with Lin Xiaolei, and now it is Li Jiajia again.
Ni Mom!
This guy is so envious!
Suddenly, the animals in the class were heartbroken.
This girl is looking for me-what are you doing?
Ye Fan was puzzled, and then walked out curiously.
"Follow me!" Li Jiajia said directly.
"Where are you going?"
Suddenly, Ye Fan's expression was stunned, and he asked curiously.
"You'll know when you go!"
Li Jiajia pretended to be pretty, pursed her lips, and said.
"Okay!"
Ye Fan shrugged helplessly, and then followed Li Jiajia in the direction of the school gate.
Along the way, Li Jiajia was silent, as if she was thinking about something.
As Lin Xiaolei's best friend, she is very worried about her best friend's future life.
His best friend is young and beautiful, beautiful and moving, as long as she is a boy, she will have feelings for her.
It's such a delicate girl, Ye Fan didn't do anything last night, what explanation can there be besides saying that he didn't lift it there?
As for why she made it clear to her face, in fact, Li Jiajia was worried about hurting Ye Fan's self-esteem.
As a man, how much does this hurt people's self-esteem?
What made her even more angry was that Ye Fan usually kept saying that he was a miracle doctor, but he couldn't even cure himself.
Therefore, she thought of helping Ye Fan find a doctor, the purpose of which was to prevent her best friend from being widowed.
After the two of them left the school, Li Jiajia did not go to the regular men's hospital.
She knows that men love face very much, and it would be embarrassing to let others know that they have such a problem.
So, she took Ye Fan to the alley near the school.
Usually, when she was shopping, she once saw an advertising post of "old military doctor" on the telephone post, which said that the military doctor specializes in andrology.
Soon, she took Ye Fan to the door of a so-called "outpatient clinic".
This clinic doesn't even have a formal signboard, but a few words are written on the wall with an ink pen - "Old Military Medical Clinic".
What's even funnier is that these handwriting is very ugly, and it is estimated that it is at the level of elementary school students.
At this time, Ye Fan was confused.
Li Jiajia found herself inexplicably, and then inexplicably brought herself to this kind of place, what did she want to do?
"Girl, are you sick?"
Ye Fan asked suspiciously, staring at her with very surprised eyes.
"Stupid, you're sick?"
Li Jiajia glanced at him angrily and said.
"You're not sick, why did you bring me here? I'm a miracle doctor, I can help you heal?"
Ye Fan frowned slightly, he really couldn't understand the purpose of Li Jiajia's coming here.
"Miracle Doctor?"
Li Jiajia smiled, her eyes were full of contempt, and she thought, you guy, you can't even cure yourself, and you are embarrassed to say that you are a miracle doctor! You blew the cow to death!
"Stop talking nonsense, come with me!"
After that, Li Jiajia was the first to walk into this outpatient clinic.
After entering the inside, Li Jiajia looked at it curiously.
It is said that this is an outpatient clinic, but it is better to say that it is an ordinary rental house, and rice cookers, buckets, hangers, these daily necessities can be seen everywhere.
Huh?
Is this really an outpatient clinic?
Li Jiajia couldn't help but be puzzled.
Immediately, she screamed softly.
"Old medic, old medic, are you there?"
"Who?"
At this time, an old man came out of the house, and saw that his face was full of wrinkles, and his steps trembled slightly, as if he was malnourished.
"You're an old medic?"
Li Jiajia was a little dumbfounded, this old man didn't look like a doctor, but like a little more patient.
"That's right! I'm a doctor!"
"Oh, my friend is sick, can you help me treat it?" Li Jiajia said the reason.
Ha ha!
Here comes the business!
Suddenly, the old man was in a lot of spirits, straightened his waist, and became enthusiastic.
"Come on, please be seated!"
Then, with a smile, he asked, "Girl, where is your friend sick?"
"You're sick!"
Ye Fan retorted, thinking, you old man, you look like a liar, damn, dare to say that I am sick?
He ...... He's not!"
Li Jiajia hesitated, but decided to say it.
"Wait, girl, you...... What do you say? I ...... I don't-lift?"
Ye Fan had an urge to find a piece of tofu and kill him.
He is obviously strong and strong, and he is called Zhao Zilong on the bed, how can he not lift it?
"Ye Fan, don't be embarrassed, in fact, I understand your hardship!"
Li Jiajia looked old-fashioned.
She thinks it's quite pitiful for men not to move!
"Damn! you know how to!"
Ye Fan was crazy, he really couldn't understand why Li Jiajia said that he didn't move.
At this point, the old man began to interject.
"Young man, no-lift is not a serious illness, don't be nervous, there is my veteran military doctor, I will let you regain your strength!"
"Old man, don't listen to his nonsense, where don't I move!"
Ye Fan had the urge to hit people.
"The yin and yang of the kidneys are deficient, the kidney qi metaplasia is insufficient, the symptoms are slippery-fine, premature ejaculation, the drip after urine is inexhaustible, the number of urination is too frequent and clear, the waist and knees are sore, young man, your face is the manifestation of kidney-deficiency!"
The old man was right.
"You're kidney-losing!"
Ye Fan was a little annoyed, the ninth-generation descendant of the Holy Gate of Dignified Medicine was actually said to be a kidney-loss, which was simply a big joke.
Li Jiajia mistakenly thought that Ye Fan loved face, so he was angry, so he hurriedly persuaded him.
"Ye Fan, don't be angry, listen to what good prescription the old military doctor has!"
"Good, good!"
Ye Fan said a few times, thinking, dead old man, I'll see what prescription you can come up with!
At this time, the old military doctor pretended to be presentable and helped Ye Fan check his pulse.
"Hmmm!
"Is it serious?"
Li Jiajia asked with concern, this is a major event related to the reputation of her best friend for a lifetime.
"It's serious, but with me, you can rest assured, but this medicine may be a bit expensive!"
The old medic showed a fox's tail.
"Three thousand dollars here!
Li Jiajia took out a large stack of cash directly from her bag.
Local tyrants!
This beauty is a local tyrant!
The old medic saw the cash, and his eyes seemed to glow with gold.
"Three thousand yuan! Alas! Seeing that you are the first customer of the day, I will reluctantly agree to you!"
The old medic was pretending to be deep, and was about to reach for the stack of cash, when a woman's urgent call sounded outside the door.
"Doctor, come out quickly, something happened to my old man!"
The old military doctor's expression changed slightly, and he scolded secretly in his heart.
Damn it!
You are dead, when will you not come, but at this time, it will appear, it is really unlucky!
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