When Yang Xiaobai arrived at home, it was already dark.

Although the family is not very rich, it is good to have a house of their own.

As Chu Rumeng said, their family, the poor are really left with a bicycle.

"I haven't come back for a while, Daddy won't starve to death, right?" Yang Xiaobai muttered quietly.

The house is so cold, and he really doubts that he, the main cook, is not there, and the two old men in the family are too lazy to do it, and would rather wait for him to come back hungry.

"The fire is smaller, it's smaller!" Walking towards the house, he heard the familiar voice of the old man, but the old man seemed to be very angry when he heard the voice, "Can't you hear you if you are a little younger?" I don't understand, how can there be such a stupid son like you, who can't even cook well!"

An aggrieved voice came out: "I also wonder, I have such a smart son, why is your son so stupid, they all say that IQ is hereditary, old man, are you sure your genes are okay?"

The old man was stunned: "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, I just think that your son is so stupid, maybe it's inherited from you. The younger voice suddenly became louder, "But my son is proficient in cooking, washing clothes, and mopping the floor, and he can open a restaurant with that skill, which shows that he has inherited my perfect genes, which means that I am not stupid!"

The old man was angry: "Made, your son is not my grandson, your genes are all mine!"

"Hehe, that's different, my son's genes are closest to mine, maybe he inherited my perfect genes and inherited your defective genes. ”

"Special meow!" The old man burst into a rage, "You dare to say that I have bad genes, and you are looking for death?"

"Hehe, old man, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, let's be reasonable, besides, you are so old, you may not have beaten me. ”

"I'll beat you all over the face!"

Clang!

"Oh, old man, you sneak attack, it's too unkind!, I respect you as an old man, so I won't fight back, how about we stop here, otherwise, look at the flying knife!"

"Hehe, stinky boy, this trick was taught to you by Lao Tzu, do you want to sneak attack me?

Ping-pong, crackling.

There was a big mess in the kitchen, Yang Xiaobai leaned against the door speechlessly, these two old men couldn't cook well, but they both blamed each other, not realizing their shortcomings at all.

Yang Xiaobai sighed, and was about to push the door, but the door opened, and he quickly flashed to the side.

A middle-aged man who looked to be about thirty years old rushed out, the man was very handsome, and there were some vicissitudes, usually, his melancholy eyes would always attract countless women to fall for him.

And the one who chased him with a frying pan behind him was the middle-aged man's father, Yang Xiaobai's grandfather.

The old man is over sixty years old, but on the surface he is still forty or fifty years old, and he is very well maintained.

"Wow, Lao Tzu is beating his son, heaven doesn't allow it!" The middle-aged man hugged his head and ran away, howling dryly, while flexibly dodging.

"You stop for me, I have to let you know today that the majesty of the head of the family is inviolable!"

"Old man, why bother, we haven't eaten, I'm younger than you, and you won't be able to run when you're hungry, don't blame me. ”

"Special meow, dare to say that I can't run? I don't stand still, I have to let you know that the perfect body of labor and management is not blown out!"

"Old man, you're like this, it's hard for me to do it. Yang Yifeng slipped away from the old man, and still had time to lie on the chair and shake his fingers at the old man, "Don't wait for you to scream when you're hungry, you have to let me buy you a spicy hot." ”

"Phew, I'll cook and eat by myself today!" the old man threw away the pan, and then turned around and went back to the kitchen to continue cooking.

"Hey, Xiaobai, are you back?"

Yang Xiaobai was stunned, just after the two old men rushed out, he hid in the kitchen and secretly looked outside, did the old man find him?

"Xiaobai is back?where?" Yang Yifeng stretched out his head in surprise to look left and right, but soon, he realized that something was wrong.

"Wowhaha! The old man held a rolling pin in one hand and a broom in the other, and struck towards Yang Yifeng majestically and left and right.

Yang Yifeng didn't have time to hide, he was hit by one left and one right, and he screamed: "Old man, you are so despicable!

"Monkey steals peaches!"

"I'm flashing! Look at Lao Tzu's black tiger digging out his heart!"

"Dry wood and fire palms!"

"Dragonclaw!"

The final result is that the two old men, if you don't let me and I won't let you, they grabbed each other's key points, and the pain was obviously unbearable, but they didn't admit defeat.

"Hehe, old man, your peach was caught by me, your old man is a lot old, but it is very fragile, I suggest you let go first, lest I use too much skill and accidentally scratch it." ”

The old man sneered: "Yours is also in my hands, anyway, the old man is a lot older, I don't care, you are free, it's a big deal to lose both." ”

Yang Yifeng's face changed: "Old man, are you serious?"

"Nonsense! I'm going to have to teach you a good lesson today!"

A meal led to a bloody case, and seeing that the two old men were about to become the last two eunuchs in Huaguo, Yang Xiaobai sighed and walked out.

Yang Yifeng faced the kitchen, saw him first, and was stunned: "Xiaobai?"

The old man sneered: "This trick has already been used, can you change it to a new one?"

"Alright, let's let go. Yang Xiaobai sighed and said, "If you really become eunuchs, how can I go out to meet people in the future, will you tell others that my old man and father are both eunuchs, and I am a descendant of eunuchs?"

When the old man heard his voice, he turned his head and was overjoyed when he saw Xiaobai: "Good grandson, you are finally back!

"I want to die daddy too!"

Yang Xiaobai comforted a little in his heart, the two of them still have a conscience, he has been out for so long and hasn't come back, and he hasn't seen them look for him, although he may not find him, but the meaning is also good.

"Hurry up and cook for grandpa, all I have eaten these days is instant noodles, your father is a fool who can't even cook, it's really stupid!"

"Woo, old man, be careful, don't get excited, it hurts! But, Xiaobai, hurry up and cook, just eat noodles in the past two days, and birds have faded out of your mouth. ”

Yang Xiaobai's face darkened: "So that's how you think of me?"

The old man was surprised: "Then what else can you think? Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and cook! Go back and clean up the things that you didn't return all night for!"