Chapter 91: Double 11 Discount (3)
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent!
This is a hard test, worthy of being a big guy, if this is a shot, Tang Baobao will be half crippled if he is not dead.
If you don't dare, then Ping Luoling will definitely be disappointed in Tang Baobao, even if he doesn't feel it now, he has a seed planted in his heart.
This is Ping Wantai's calculation, of course he won't kill Tang Baobao, he wants Tang Baobao to admit it himself, so his daughter can also see through him!
Tang Baobao's head is buzzing now, and he shoots himself?
But if you don't give yourself a shot, Sister Ling's play won't be able to continue.
My sister has to take the blame for this matter, and my sister let me take care of Sister Ling, and now it's okay, I'm going to commit suicide...
"Baby, don't pay attention to him!" Ping Luoling shouted anxiously.
Ping Wantai raised his hand, and the two black-clothed bodyguards grabbed Ping Luoling, of course, they didn't dare to use force, as long as Ping Luoling didn't move.
However, Ping Luoling was not easy to mess with, and the high heels stepped on suddenly, and one of the bodyguards rolled his eyes in pain.
Turn around and kick.
Another bodyguard covered his crotch and gradually sat on the ground, so hateful...
Tang Baobao couldn't help but shudder, it turned out that Sister Ling was so cruel, don't mess with her in the future...
Ping Wantai shouted in a deep voice: "Haven't you eaten! Not a single woman can handle it!"
The boss spoke, and several men grabbed Ping Luoling at the same time, and he really couldn't move now!
"You let go of my sister Ling!" Tang Baobao grabbed the guy on the table and pointed at Ping Wantai!
Good guy! Even pointed a gun at his father-in-law, and he will never have a wife in his life.
Ping Wantai's face did not fluctuate at all: "Do you dare!"
Holding the cold iron weapon in his hand, Tang Baobao breathed rapidly, looked at Sister Ling on the side, and was still struggling.
He pointed the muzzle of the gun at his forehead.
Ping Wantai was slightly startled.
"Baby, what are you doing! put it down!" Ping Luoling shouted coquettishly.
You shouldn't guess it, this baby is a man with special abilities, and it's trivial to grab bullets.
But I don't think I've tried it.
Looking at Sister Ling's face, should it be played now? Wait a minute, let me show you the baby's ability, and sure enough, he followed the novel routine and slapped his father-in-law in the face.
"Sister Ling, don't struggle!" Tang Baobao's tone was calm, sad, and even more domineering.
The weakness in Ping Luoling's heart was touched at this moment, a jade face turned pale, and two lines of tears burst out of his eyes, leaving two winding and pale traces.
"You fool, put your gun down!" a desolate voice echoed in the private room, making people gloomy.
Tang Baobao was full of confidence in his heart, and he was not afraid at all, but he still said affectionately: "Sister Ling, it is my Tang Baobao's blessing to meet you in this life!"
Ping Wantai was stunned, it turned out that he was called a baby.
"What kind of blessing is not blessed, you give me death!" Ping Luoling burst into tears, but no matter what, it was good-looking.
Tang Baobao sighed deeply: "Don't eat cold when the eldest aunt comes in the future, otherwise no one will take care of you when you have menstrual pain." ”
"You bastard! When did you mention this, if you dare to die, I won't shout to death!"
"Sister Ling, you just have a hard mouth, in fact, you were very moved that day, didn't you?" Taking this opportunity, Tang Baobao asked curiously.
Ping Luoling choked up and shouted: "I'm moved, if you put down the gun, I'll be moved." ”
"Alas, Sister Ling, do you remember those three wonderful mornings?"
Ping Wantai's face sank at once, MLGB's!
"Tang Baobao, Sister Ling, please, put it down..."
Tang Baobao looked up at the ceiling at a 45° angle and sighed: "If it wasn't for that wonderful morning, we wouldn't be together, and so many things wouldn't have happened." ”
"I don't regret it!"
Tang Baobao chuckled: "Actually, I don't regret it." ”
Sister Ling's play is so good, it is touching and tearful.
"Baby, listen to Sister Ling's words, put it down!"
"Sister Ling, if I have any strengths and weaknesses today, if I am lonely in the future, just look at my black and white photos, and don't look for other men. Tang Baobao said quietly.
Ping Luoling shouted angrily: "Tang Baobao! If you dare to mess around, I will... I'm just..."
"I know you'll be lonely, and I'll think of a way for you, isn't there that kind of thing for sale on the Internet? Buy a few back, I heard that Double 11 is cheap, buy one get one free. ”
Burst!
The more we talk, the more we talk about it, the more we want you to say goodbye before you die, not for you to ask for online shopping, but also to buy adult products!
Ping Luoling was stunned by Tang Baobao, you think this is a joke!
Now I don't know if I cried angrily or moved to cry.
"Enough! Hurry up, I'm listening to the irritation. Ping Wantai couldn't help urging, this Tang Baobao is simply a chatterbox, he is about to commit suicide, and said that these are useless, when you hang up, Lingling will naturally find a good one, who still remembers you!
Tang Baobao took a deep breath: "Sister Ling, if you miss Double 11, remember that there is still Double 12."
Burst!
The atmosphere that was supposed to be sentimental suddenly became joyful, and several black-clad bodyguards couldn't help but laugh.
"Tang Baobao, give me the gun, I'll help you!" Ping Luoling really couldn't cry or laugh, he was originally sad to death, and he was amused at once.
Tang Baobao exhaled and told again: "Sister Ling, I forgot to tell you, Double 11 is my birthday, remember to buy me a man, and then burn it for me." ”
"Tang Baobao, I'm going to kill you!" Ping Luoling suddenly broke through towards Tang Baobao.
The bodyguards immediately stopped the rampaging Ping Luoling, this man was so funny, the young lady was crying into tears, he could still laugh, and even provoke anger.
is worthy of being a man with straight male cancer, and even his birthday is on Singles' Day.
"Sister Ling, seeing you smile, I feel at ease. Tang Baobao's picture suddenly changed.
Everyone only now realized that the man just now wanted the young lady to laugh and not be too sad.
It seems that they are true love, and at this juncture, they still have the heart to joke with Miss.
"Tang Baobao! You're a bastard bastard, I'll never laugh in my life. Ping Luoling finally burst into tears, which touched the deepest weakness.
"Sister Ling, if you want to laugh, think about me more, if you want to hit someone, be a doll, play whatever you want, and sleep with you when you are lonely, killing two birds with one stone. ”
This is talking and digressing again, Ping Wantai really can't bear it: "Hurry up! Don't rub it! The sacks are ready!"
"I'm all going to die, tell your daughter what's wrong, or you'll come!" Tang Baobao was arrogant and handed the gun to Ping Wantai.
"If there's a fart, don't talk about those useless things. ”
Tang Baobao snorted coldly and pointed to his head again.
"Sister Ling, I will be your brother in the next life. ”
"Tang Baobao, you stupid, my dad asked you to shoot yourself, not to let you shoot you in the head. Ping Luoling choked up and shouted.
"Uh... Pointing my head represents my heart for you! Also, men do things, women don't intervene, you have to let me teach you a lesson, it's really disobedient. ”