52, I was pitted again
In the blink of an eye, all the people in the entire coffin village kowtowed to Zhou Yun, and a few even "competed" with each other, as if they were afraid that they would kowtow less...Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ . Zero ↑ nine △ small ↓ said △ net
"Okay, everyone get up, how can I stand so many of you kneeling and kowtowing!" Zhou Yun was dizzy when he saw it, the ancestral hall of this coffin village was also big, and there were at least hundreds of heads shaking around it.
But at this moment, where anyone listens to him, many people are still banging loudly, especially a few people who have been embarrassed by Zhou Yun, they have to break their skin and bleed.
"It's okay, I actually have important things to do when I come to your coffin village, can you let me do something first?" Zhou Yun was almost begging them.
Can the kowtow team led by the elders of the three major clans stop, the more Zhou Yun said this, the more energetic they were, as if the old village chief asked for a thousand kowtows, and they had to kowtow at least five hundred.
At this time, the township chief next to him hurriedly took over the conversation and shouted to the villagers: "Okay, you know that you can change your mistakes or there is a 'medicine' to save you, your hearts are all understood, and you are all up!"
However, at this moment, the words of the township chief are no different from farting, no one listens to him at all, and one or two from the township are ready to help a few elderly villagers, but they are almost beaten!
In the end, Zhou Yun was really helpless, so he had to use a trick, he yelled If you are still kneeling, I will kneel for you.
As soon as he finished saying this, all the villagers instantly cheered up, and even the two old village chiefs and the sixth child, who were almost pigs' heads, stood up desperately.
After resting for a while, Zhou Yun finally set off to prepare for the super-undead, this was the first time he had over-exceeded, and he couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive, but what made him even more worried was the batches of villagers in the coffin village, originally these mountain people were blocking him and not letting him enter the village, but now on the contrary, instead of blocking them, they had to protect Zhou Yun's safety all the way, and said that Zhou Yun was more important than their ancestors, and there must not be a little mistake.
Zhou Yun was going crazy, the township chief and they originally wanted to follow, but where did they squeeze up, but what was more exaggerated was not these villagers, but the old ghosts in the village who had already died, as if they wanted to atone for the sins of their children and grandchildren, and they were all lined up in two rows, and the formation was as if the emperor was on patrol.
Zhou Yun had a headache to death, and Lao Cui and Xiaoqian next to him were still discussing the question of whether to marry or not.
"Our adults are indeed deeply blessed, we didn't make a move, these deceased elders of the coffin village actually took the initiative to clean up the 'door' for us. ”
"That is, what level of person is Xianggong, where do we still need to take action in such a small scene, and it can be done in minutes with one look. ”
"That's right, I'm completely convinced, now only with adults can there be 'meat' to eat, and there will be a good life after following adults, Xiaoqian, I think you should hurry up and choose a good day and marry an adult, there are many girls rushing to marry at this time." ”
"you, I won't marry!"
"If you don't get married, I can inform my granddaughter!"
"Do you dare? believe it or not, I just took you!"
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"Okay, it's not too early, let's act quickly, it's over as soon as possible!" Zhou Yun couldn't help shouting, and when he shouted like this, Lao Cui and Xiaoqian quieted down, and the rest of the people in the coffin village also stopped. Zero ↑ nine △ small ↓ said △ net
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lao Cui took out a compass and swung it back and forth, and after a while, Lao Cui suddenly pointed to a big lake behind the village and said: "The 'yin' and yang compass shows that the ghost we need to be super this time is in that big lake, and it should be a water ghost." ”
"Okay, let's go over now, it's going to be dark soon, while it's not dark yet, let's fight quickly!" Zhou Yun is a anxious 'character', and he always feels a little uncomfortable staying in this coffin village, after Zhou Yun finished speaking, Lao Cui and Xiaoqian agreed.
And in order to ensure that no one disturbed, Zhou Yun reiterated his principle to the villagers, that is, now he has to do a very important thing, no one is allowed to disturb, if anyone dares to follow, then Zhou Yun will kneel directly to him.
And when he spoke like this, he was really 'strong', and immediately everyone didn't dare to move, and the cadres represented by the township chief put their hands everywhere, claiming to protect them to the end.
Zhou Yun didn't bother to care about this, and immediately took Lao Cui and Xiaoqian to the big lake, which is strange to say, the sun is shining in this village, although it is also late autumn, but it is still warm, and as soon as he comes to the big lake, a biting chill immediately hits his heart, making Zhou Yun, the king of Hades, can't help but shiver.
"Old Cui, what kind of place is this, so cold?" Zhou Yun said with a hot breath.
Lao Cui 'touched' the compass and trembled a little at the moment: "I don't know, but I feel that our super ghost this time is extraordinary, you must be careful, adult, in addition, Xiaoqian, you have to protect the adult." ”
Xiao Qian nodded busily on the side, and at the same time immediately stood beside me.
"Lao Cui, this is the first time I've surpassed the 'yin' spirit, won't there be too many problems in the underworld?" Zhou Yun 'pumped' his nose and felt that he had fallen into the pit again.
"My lord, don't you know, generally the Taoist monks who live in the mortal world like the super-undead can handle it, that is to say, any work that requires our intervention must be more tricky, so adults must be careful, and we can only assist in this work, and you can control the overall situation!" Lao Cui said a lot in one breath, and the meaning was very clear that this time he must have hit a hard stubble.
"Okay, now it's more unintentional, hurry up and teach me how to go over, maybe this ghost will give me a little face. Zhou Yun took a long breath and comforted himself.
Next to him, Lao Cui immediately took out a whole set of outfits similar to the dancing gods, and at the same time took out several soul flags at once, obviously this time it was much more pompous than the soul hooking that day, and this time Lao Cui and Xiaoqian were not idle, a judge, a ghost, a pen, a knife, and there were words in their mouths. And Zhou Yun jumped back and forth like a big toad by the big lake according to Lao Cui's professor, and shouted vigorously while jumping, but the strange thing is that the lyrics in Zhou Yun's mouth are matched with rhythmic allegro, and it sounds a bit like the eighteen 'touch' in the yellow cavity, and Xiao Qian's face next to the singing is red, and she said that which bastard in this underworld has changed the tone of the super-excessive spell, which is really not ashamed, but although she curses so much in her heart, her ears listen very carefully, for fear of missing a word.
"Township Chief, look at what Mr. Zhou is doing on the other side of the lake, why do I feel so familiar when I listen to his singing!" the old village chief took a snot and hurriedly whispered curiously.
"The tone is a little familiar, vaguely like a little bit of that smell!" the township chief lifted his 'pants' and said with an obscure smile.
And after he finished speaking, the sixth man next to him, who was already bleeding from his head, hurriedly came over and said, "I think it seems to be a bit of a 'touch' of eighteen." ”
"Yes, yes, that's the smell, wait, bah, yes, yes, you bastard, what nonsense!" the township chief hurriedly roared.
And as soon as he finished yelling, the old village chief next to him immediately gave him a big-eared scraper, and scolded angrily: "Sixth, what kind of fucking stinky fart is in your mother's mouth, Mr. Zhou took off his clothes on a cold day and sang eighteen 'touches' by the big lake, he is doing a big thing, you know a fart!"
"But I'm telling the truth,......," said the sixth man unusually aggrieved.
"What is the truth, if you dare to say the latter word, I will cut your tongue immediately!" The old village chief covered his mouth, and then hurriedly whispered to the people behind: "Everyone heard clearly, Mr. Zhou is doing a big thing now, don't talk 'nonsense' if you don't understand, learn carefully, if anyone dares to say nonsense, I will let him end up worse than the sixth child!"
After the old village chief finished speaking, he kicked the sixth child again.
And at that end, Zhou Yun's singing with a yellow accent seemed to have really had an effect, the lake suddenly 'waves', the mountain wind also intensified, and the sound of ghosts crying wolves was heard around.
"My lord, here, here, pay attention, sing hard, don't stop!" said Lao Cui hurriedly.
Zhou Yun nodded hurriedly, but just when he shouted out the word "milk", suddenly a water ghost crawled out of the lake, followed by thousands of water ghosts all poked their heads out......