Chapter 94: "I Only Care About You"!

The CCTV cross talk sketch contest has been held for dozens of sessions, and what attracts the audience to this show is not those gimmicks or life experiences or stories behind them, the audience only pays attention to whether the contestants' performances are wonderful. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Therefore, the recording of the show is very simple, and the host is no different from the announcer except for a few words in the opening remarks. And the judges just score, no one will comment.

Because of this, the program can be recorded during the day and broadcast at night.

After all, when recording, the director has already switched according to the shots of each camera position in the monitor, and with a coherent picture, there is no need to even edit in the later stage, the only thing to do may be to merge the audio tracks, and then add subtitles.

As for the broadcast, it is similar to "Super Comedian", because of time constraints, not all of them will be on TV, and the preliminary round will be recorded in five episodes, and each episode will only broadcast the top ten works of the current issue.

For example, this morning, the players from 1 to 22 were recorded.

When Fang Ningtai and the two of them stepped down on the 17th, the host took the stage and read out the final results of the 16th:

"Removing the highest score, 85.52 points, removing the lowest score of 77.35 points, the final score of player No. 16 is 82.11 points!"

The audience applauded, and then the host said:

Next, I invite the No. 18 contestants Zhou Xing, Guo Chao and others to come to the stage to perform the sketch "A Dance We Missed in Those Years", and ask the No. 19 contestants to get ready. ”

The props needed for Zhou Xing's show are very simple, in addition to the background picture on the LED screen, it is a kind of bench in the park.

After the drama manager moved the chair, Zhou Xing walked on stage.

The audience, as well as the contestants who had already finished the performance and were watching in the audience, suddenly saw Zhou Xing's appearance at this time, and they were all stunned for a moment, and then laughed!

Even many of the judges on the judges' bench couldn't help but laugh.

Another judge sitting next to Guo Mingshun, the well-known sketch actor Mei Kaishun smiled:

"Lao Guo, this is your closed disciple, right?"

Although Guo Mingshun loves Zhou Xing very much, he looks disdainful in front of others: "He, he just likes to toss a little tricks." ”

Mei Kaishun smiled: "It's good, it's funny, the sketch is always played by us old guys, and we can't play any tricks, we need these young and thoughtful actors to take over the baton, this anti-string is good!"

"Hehe, you hold it, let's see how this kid plays first, and I'll clean him up if I can't go back!" Guo Mingshun said with a smile.

At this time, Zhou Xing was wearing two braided wigs, a floral dress, and a white shoulder strapper dress like a factory worker.

At this moment, a classic music from the 80s in this world sounded, and Zhou Xing swayed along with the music, shy and shy, living like a silly girl in the 80s!

The audience was happy again.

"Hey, stars!"

Guo Chao, who was wearing a blue cloth overalls in the eighties, walked up to the stage with a travel bag in his hand and shouted at Zhou Xing.

Seeing Guo Chao on stage, a relieved smile appeared on the corner of Guo Mingshun's mouth.

Zhou Xing twisted, and while playing with braids, he lowered his head and said, "Coming?"

Guo Chao smiled: "Ah, it's here!"

Zhou Xing turned his head and glanced at Guo Chao quickly, and looked expectant: "Came empty-handed?"

The audience laughed again!

Guo Chao said: "Bring it!"

Saying that, Guo Chao lowered his head, rummaged through the travel bag, and said with a smile: "I brought you the most romantic gift!"

Zhou Xing covered his face with some embarrassment: "Emma, the man with the gift is the most romantic!"

Guo Chao stood up and handed Zhou Xing something: "Come, here you go!"

Zhou Xing immediately covered his mouth and exclaimed: "Oh, mom!"

Guo Chao smiled and said loudly: "Your favorite bearded elbow!"

Zhou Xing immediately smiled: "This bear-like one!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing twisted his face again and said, "And garlic?"

At this time, Zhou Xing has begun to enter the state, and with a smile and a smile, he can figure out the simple young woman demeanor of that era, and this moment of hard work will pull the audience into that era.

Of course, Zhou Xing was able to do this, thanks to Teacher Cui, after all, she was in her twenties and thirties in the eighties, and she was exactly what they were at the beginning!

Under the correction of Teacher Cui, Zhou Xing's grasp of movements and expressions is extremely good.

At this time, Guo Chao heard Zhou Xing's words and immediately shouted: "Oops, I forgot to bring it!"

Just when Zhou Xing's eyes turned from joy to glare, Guo Chao hurriedly said, "Hey, but I brought you something else!"

Zhou Xing immediately turned his anger into joy, and twisted his chubby waist again: "And, oh, my mother, I'm so happy!"

Guo Chao took out something from his travel bag again, and said happily: "What do you think this is?"

Zhou Xing exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my mother!!"

The sudden exclamation startled Guo Chao and the audience.

As soon as he finished saying this, Zhou Xing's expression changed: "What is this?"

Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, and rolled his eyes: "I don't know why you have such a big reaction, and it scares me!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience couldn't help but laugh, and the judges also laughed and nodded their heads.

From the beginning to the present, this sketch is still the first work they feel is shining in front of them - not sticking to the form, full of a sense of age, every dialogue is full of jokes, and a burden is thrown out when you pull and shake!

Nice, wonderful!

When Guo Chao said this, Zhou Xing began to look a little embarrassed, but then turned around and glared at Guo Chao, looking extremely angry!

Guo Chao shrunk his neck, looking a little afraid, and hurriedly piled up a smile:

"This is called a tape recorder, I didn't hear that you love to dance, so I saved up money to buy one, with him, we can secretly dance all day long." ”

Zhou Xing said happily again: "Alas, can this thing produce a song with one press?"

Guo Chao smiled: "That's right." ”

Zhou Xing said with some excitement: "Can I press it?"

Guo Chao pointed to the tape recorder placed on the chair: "Press it." ”

Zhou Xing tentatively walked over and lightly clicked on the tape recorder, but there was no reaction at all, and Guo Chao began to snicker on the side.

Seeing Guo Chao snickering, Zhou Xing was a little unconvinced and pressed it again, but there was still no response!

Next week, Zhou Xing was furious, and reached out to the tape recorder and slapped it!

Guo Chao was startled, hurriedly grabbed Zhou Xing, and shouted distressedly:

"Alas, what are you doing, this is what I spent most of my salary to buy, don't break it!"

Zhou Xing turned away, pursed his mouth like a woman, and said aggrievedly: "Then it won't make a sound." ”

Guo Chao laughed and said: "Can it sound if there is a lack of things?"

Zhou Xing was stunned and said, "What's missing?"

Guo Chao took out a cassette tape from his pocket: "Look!"

Zhou Xing exclaimed in surprise again: "Oh my mother!"

After speaking, Zhou Xing said dumbfoundedly: "What is this?"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter at this time, one by one, leaning forward and backward, and some holding their stomachs.

Guo Chao was already extremely depressed at this time: "I told you just now, don't react so much if you don't know you!"

Saying that, Guo Chao explained: "This is called a tape, with it, it can ring!"

Zhou Xing rejoiced again: "Really?"

Guo Chao smiled, and while putting the tape in, he said, "Come on, put this in, press it!"

Immediately, the music of "I Only Care About You" sounded, which Zhou Xing asked Jiang Li to record.

When the music sounded, the audience was stunned, and then they turned their heads one by one:

"What kind of song is this?"

"Hey, that's good!"

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