"Crazy woman, you are so cruel that you even hit a sick number, and you always greet your eyes, you are ruthless, and you don't have any spare strength, it's too cruel. Once the appearance is broken, my handsome and dashing face will be gone, will you pay for my face then?"

"You are a veritable executioner, specializing in destroying young and beautiful teenagers. ”

Li Xuan covered his eyes with one hand and looked at the catkins aggrievedly, like a wronged little daughter-in-law sulking, but she had no strength to fight back.

"At a young age, he was not right-minded, flamboyant, and didn't learn well. The so-called eldest sister is like a mother, I will teach you a lesson for your parents, and see if you dare to flirt with girls from good families in the future. ”

"Why, if you're not convinced, then go on, my mother is full of energy and strength today, if I give you another boxing, it's no problem at all." ”

Liu Xumei was stunned, filled with a little anger, and made a gesture of preparing to punch Li Xuan, who was covering one eye with one hand.

Seeing this threatening scene, Li Xuan shivered all over his body, and his aggrieved expression disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Li Xuan's lips were raised, and a smile that broke his eyebrows and bent his waist climbed up to his face, and his whole body was filled with a soft atmosphere. He said flatteringly: "Sister Liu, I'm still a sick person, how can I stand your swift punch." Your fist can break the sky, shatter the ground, and the fierceness of your fist can blast through all obstacles, so that their souls can fly away, and no one can stop them. You are a heroine among women, the overlord flower of the police, and the goddess of war. ”

"The title of the goddess of war is indeed worthy of the name, look at your lightning-fast whip legs, your heavy punches like the top of Mount Tai, your unpredictable body, your chilling eyes, really live up to the name of the god of war. If you were born in the Warring States Period, then you are the female general of the three armies, and you are simply Mulan. ”

Li Xuan said to Liu Wu seriously, as if he really regarded Liu Wu as a female god of war who led the three armies to gallop across the battlefield in ancient times, charged into battle, and threw her head and spilled blood.

"In a few days, when I recover, I will definitely grab you, rip your pants, spank you, and return the price in the way of others. ”

Li Xuan praised the catkins while quickly peeking at her buttocks and muttering to himself.

"Yes, I have lived in this world for 20 years, I usually like to dance with knives and guns, I have also visited famous teachers, and I have received professional training, I know that I have a bit of kung fu, but I still have self-knowledge, how can I have the power of the god of war. How do you see that I have the courage to be untouched, or you should practice with me, so that I can also feel my own might?"

Looking at the flattering Li Xuan, Liu Xuan approached again, and a cold sentence came out.

The catkins seem cold, but not necessarily, there is a hint of ridicule in her words, and there is a deep concern hidden in her clear eyes from beginning to end. Although Liu Wu hid his care deeply, he disappeared in front of Li Xuan, who was a man of two lives.

Therefore, whether Li Xuan was flattering, or begging for mercy, or praising Liu Wu or beating himself, Li Xuan just regarded it as a joke and did not take it to heart. If you like me, everyone is happy.

"You're so powerful now, how dare I make a mistake. Your words are the truth, I must listen to your words, engrave them to the head of the bed, watch them every day, think twice before acting, and be a person of good character and stability. ”

Seeing Liu Xuan's ill-intentioned eyes, Li Xuan could only temporarily succumb to her obscenity, and immediately exerted his three-inch incorruptible tongue to praise people for not dying, and Wen Zou Zou's seemed to be from the bottom of his heart.

"Stinky boy, your mood changes like a dream, are you a chameleon? ”

"You are really good at talking, as far as you have a clever mouth, black can make you say white, and dead people can make you say alive. You are full of sweet words, you will have to deceive the feelings of many girls in the future, stain the lipstick of many girls, and deceive the tears of many girls. ”

Looking at Li Xuan, who praised himself in Wen Zou, Liu Wu was immediately happy. I saw her laughing heartily, laughing so much that her eyebrows fluttered, and the corners of her mouth were like blooming trumpet flowers, and she let out a hearty laugh.

"Nonsense, how can I be a flowery person. Who the hell did you listen to, you told me, you let him confront me face to face, and I promised not to kill him. ”

"It's not my nature to be consistent. It's not my style to pedal two boats, it's my style to take only one scoop of water if the water is 3,000. Loyalty is my motto, and affection is my mantra. In short, the old age of the wasteland is true love, and it is what I highly admire. I'm against half-heartedness, I'm against thinking differently, and I despise men who are overflowing with feelings. ”

"All the Buddhas in the sky know that a good man is me, I am Li Xuan, a dedicated man, a peerless good man who lives in legends, and he deserves to have. ”

Li Xuan raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the ceiling, as if he was telling God and the gods and Buddhas that he was a single-minded lover.

"Nonsense, what feelings to talk about at a young age, what kind of love saints to talk about, it's really cranky. ”

Looking at Li Xuan at a forty-five-degree angle on his back, Liu Xuan suddenly put away his unrestrained emotions, and the expression on his face began to soften.

This time, Liu Xuan didn't laugh wildly, just glared at Li Xuan with a smile, and didn't make any other moves. It seems that Liu Xuan seems to have adapted to Li Xuan's endless words of praise.

Looking at the smiling catkins, Li Xuan couldn't help but be stupid.

The pale blood-colored lips of the catkins are like two lotus flowers with light colors, which makes people fascinated. There was a faint smile on the corner of her slightly raised mouth, and that smile was like a wisp of fresh wind, gently blowing through other people's hearts, making people intoxicated and yearning.

"The way this woman is gentle is really charming. ”

At this time, Li Xuan finally discovered the charm of catkins.

Looking at the willow catkins standing on the side with a smile, Fei'er next to her crawled to the end of the bed, staggered to her feet, and innocently said to the catkins: "Sister, you are so beautiful." ”

Looking at the crumbling Fei'er, Liu Wu hurriedly took a step forward, quickly reached out to support her small body, smoothed out her somewhat wrinkled skirt, and told worriedly: "Be careful, don't wrestle." ”

Fei'er opened her little hand to hold one of Liu Wu's hands, and said milkily: "Sister, don't worry, Fei'er can stand firm and won't fall." ”

"I also said that I can stand firm, looking at your swaying little body, this is standing firm, this is a thousand years, dangerous. ”

Liu Wu looked at Fei'er in front of him, still frightened.

Since Liu Wu knew that Fei'er was suffering from congenital heart disease, her heart was like a knife. Liu Wu knew that this difficult disease was usually taboo, so she stared at Fei'er every day, not letting her get tired, and not letting her do too big games. In the community, every time Fei'er followed those friends to play, she followed behind, for fear that something would happen.

Liu Wu is very close to this little guy, likes her very much, cares about her, and hopes that she can be happy every day and not be tortured by illness. So the moment Fei'er stood at the end of the bed and was crumbling just now, Liu Wu was worried to death.

"Sister, don't be afraid, Fei'er really stands firm. ”

Fei'er seemed to be afraid that Liu Wu would not believe herself, so she deliberately jumped on the bed, and Liu Wu's face changed.

Looking at the somewhat naughty Fei'er, Li Xuan's face also changed, and the aura of Jiao'er Langdang disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Li Xuan grimaced and said solemnly: "Fei'er, don't be naughty, you should listen to your sister." My sister told you to be careful, that's caring for you, and you should thank your sister. It's not safe for you to jump around on the bed, and if you fall and get injured, you have to take care of your sister to take care of you, aren't you causing trouble for your sister?"

"Sister, brother, he murders me, I'm afraid, you have to protect me. ”

Looking at Li Xuan, who had become serious, Fei'er pursed her mouth, lay down in Liu Wu's arms, and complained to Liu Wu pitifully.

"Oh, you smart little girl, you were murdered, and you actually knew that you were looking for protection, you are really smart and clever. Seeing that Fei'er looked wronged, Liu Wu's eyebrows smiled.

"You little devil, you have so many thoughts, I can't talk about you anymore? As soon as you talk about you, you go to sue. When did you learn so well?"

Looking at Chu Chu's pitiful Fei'er who stayed in Liu Wu's arms, Li Xuan was also dumbfounded. I haven't seen her for a few days, how did this little Fei'er become so smart and wise, she actually knows how to use others and fight back, this is too demonic.

This little guy is too smart, he is so smart at a young age, and he knows how to use favorable conditions to protect himself, which is really amazing, and he will definitely become a generation of wise people when he grows up in the future.

Seeing Fei'er so smart and clever, Li Xuan was also in a comfortable mood and extremely proud.

My Li Xuan's sister should be so smart and wise, she should know how to make full use of the conditions that are favorable to her to fight back and protect herself.

Fei'er, brother is proud of you!

"I've grown up, you can't just murder me at will. It was said on TV that children are more murdered by adults, and they will easily become stupid. Fei'er is so well-behaved and smart, she doesn't want to be stupid. ”

Fei'er looked at Li Xuan slyly, and said in a milky voice and pretending to be mature. Her little eyes rolled around, as if she was trying to figure out something.

"Little guy, you tell your brother, how old are you this year, where have you grown up, you show the evidence to your brother, if you can convince your brother, your brother will believe you, and he won't murder you in the future." ”

Looking at Fei'er, who had become lively, Li Xuan couldn't help but want to tease this cute little guy.

"My brother is so stupid, I can't even forget how old Fei'er is this year. My brother lost his memory after waking up, and Fei'er was so sad. ”

"Okay, for the sake of your amnesia, Fei'er can't bear it. Fei'er is four years old this year and is already an adult. Alas, the poor brother has become stupid, Fei'er is so sad, how should I live in the future, headache, headache. ”

Fei'er covered her small forehead and sighed as if she was very sad.

Fei'er's miraculous change calmed Li Xuan, and he was stunned, so that Li Xuan didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only look at Fei'er, who was covering his forehead and pretending to be sad, shaking his head and smiling bitterly.

"You little guy is really a little ghost, where did you learn these crooked theories? It seems that you will have to watch less TV in the future, and TV will teach you badly. ”

Liu Wu stretched out her delicate fingers and clicked on Fei'er's white little forehead, very sorry.

"Sister, you know Fei'er best, Fei'er is so well-behaved, how can she learn badly. ”

Hearing that she was about to lose the right to watch cartoons, Fei'er was anxious, and immediately used an unstoppable killer move, and the jade hand holding the catkins was coquettish.

"Okay, I really can't stand you, my sister believes that you haven't learned badly. ”

Looking at the poor Fei'er, Liu Wu's heart softened.

Fei'er secretly looked at the catkins and asked cautiously, "Can I watch cartoons?"

"Yes. ”

"I know that my sister feels most sorry for me, and my sister is too good to me. ”

Fei'er, who knew that she could still watch cartoons, clung to the catkins and exclaimed happily.

"Sister Liu, Fei'er is so young, you spoil her a hundred times, then she will have to be lawless in the future. ”

Looking at these two beauties, Li Xuan was also helpless.

"Don't worry, Fei'er is still young, smart and smart, and deserves to be favored. I like her a lot, so why not spoil her a little. ”

Liu Wu touched the two small pigtails on Fei'er's head, waved her hand at Li Xuan casually, ignored him, and started playing with Fei'er.

"Alas, a female tyrannosaurus, a small ghost, the two of them fight each other, it's a modern version of the witch duo, and I'll have to suffer it in the future. ”

Looking at the two of them playing on the side, Li Xuan sighed, as if he had foreseen his painful days in the future.