Chapter 117: Gao Laozhuang

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Got some more snacks and coke.

"System fungus, start traversing, do the [Dungeon] mission-"

"It's glaring..."

In front of me at this time is an ancient manor.

It is not prosperous, but it is also a building of the local landlord class.

At this time, in the manor, a well-dressed old man walked quickly.

[Sun Wukong] recognized this old man at a glance as the Gao Taigong, the owner of Gao Laozhuang, wearing a black silk scarf, wearing a collar of onion and white Shu brocade clothes, stepping on a pair of brown rice skin calf boots, tying a black and green silk, never had a child, and gave birth to three daughters: the eldest one is called Xianglan, the second is named Magnolia, and the third is named Cuilan.

Gao Taigong's first two daughters were married to Gao Laozhuang's family, and the third daughter found a son-in-law to join the family, but unexpectedly attracted Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Gangguan, who was demoted to the mortal world and cast a pig fetus.

"The monk came from afar, and he missed the welcome, don't blame him~"

The more people with a little social status, the more they understand the importance of Tang Seng learning scriptures, and naturally they are extremely respectful to this good-looking monk.

"Where, where, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty, went to the west to learn scriptures, passed by here, and took a night of rest... It's a lot of disturbance, and I hope you don't blame it. ”

[Sun Wukong] looked at the Tang monk beside him, this monk has a historical real person as a reference, and Master Sanzang is an honorific title for those who are proficient in the scriptures, laws, and treatises on the three Tibetans in the Buddhist holy scriptures.

In fact, in addition to Xuanzang, the famous Sanzang Master also has Master Kumarosh, Master Shicha Nanda, Master Qiunabhatra, Master Daguang Zhi Bukong, Master Bodhi Lantern, Master An Shigao and so on.

However, this Tang monk is obviously different from mortals.

Although he was a monk from the Tang Dynasty...

His flesh, I heard that he can live forever after eating, and his appearance is also tall, elegant manners, kind temperament, and extremely high attainments in Buddhist scriptures.

Along the way, many girls and goblins threw themselves into their arms, even if they looked at this monk, it was like taking aphrodisiacs...

"Where did the holy monk speak, the holy monk came from afar and lived in this house, that is our honor~"

Gao Taigong was very enthusiastic, pulled Tang Seng's sleeve and went inside!

Seeing [Sun Wukong] behind Tang Seng, he was only slightly surprised, but he didn't scream in fright like in the original book.

It can be seen that this old man, as a local rich man, has some advantages.

In general, film and television dramas often portray this kind of person as the same as Japanese devils, cowardly and unbearable. Let's ask, in reality, how can such a person become a rich man?

Tang Seng is also very smart, able to go to the west to learn scriptures on behalf of the Tang Dynasty, if he is a blind, arrogant and arrogant person, how can he take on such a heavy responsibility.

He stretched out his hand and pointed at [Sun Wukong], and took the initiative to explain to Gao Taigong: "This is my apprentice, don't look at his unusual appearance, but his strength is super strong, and this road is bumpy and tribulating, so naturally she is indispensable to escort me——"

Yo he~

[Sun Wukong] said secretly: 'This monk is so good at talking, he deserves to be the material of the leader~'

"Haha~"

Mrs. Gao didn't comment much, but just smiled dryly: "Please inside, please inside~"

[Sun Wukong] handed over the white dragon horse to his subordinates, but the subordinates did not have the concentration of Gao Taigong, and they retreated again and again in fright, with shocked expressions on their faces.

When I came to the lobby, good tea and snacks were served.

Originally, as an apprentice, [Sun Wukong] naturally had no share...

However, Gao Taigong heard that Tang Seng bragged about how good his apprentice was... He also served the tea respectfully, and [Sun Wukong] was not polite, he picked it up, and drank it seriously!

Gao Taigong saw that although this [Monkey King] was a monkey, he was well-dressed and extraordinary, and he must be as the monk said, he was a person with high mana, so he told Tang Seng about his predicament as in the original play...

Gao Taigong told a story, which is naturally the story of Zhu Bajie and his third daughter-

After Tang Seng listened, he was naturally full of righteousness, and he didn't say much, and said directly to [Sun Wukong]: "[Wukong], the teacher knows that you are strong in mana, and you are a good monkey who is jealous of evil and hatred..."

"This time, Mrs. Gao kindly took us in... And respectfully. Besides, it's just a small pig demon, and it's not easy for you Monkey King—it's easy to catch it!!"

Groove~

[Monkey King] was surprised for the first time!!

"This TM is Tang Seng?'s eloquence is too good~'

'No wonder, he is a person with no magic power, but he can tame Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk into obedience~ With such a three-inch tongue, what can't be done?'

What surprised [Sun Wukong] even more was that this Tang Seng secretly gave her a look. As if to say, 'Give me face, and promise for the time being...'

[Monkey King] naturally had to agree, after all, this was her [Quest Quest]...

But—

This Tang Seng is too funny...

Mrs. Gao was overjoyed, if it weren't for the fact that she was still a little afraid of [Sun Wukong], she couldn't wait to come up and hold her monkey hand~ Thank you solemnly.

Tang Seng and [Sun Wukong] were taken to the best room to rest by their subordinates first.

On the road!

Tang Seng suddenly grabbed [Sun Wukong]'s hand and lay down, which made [Sun Wukong] surprised, when will this Tang Seng take advantage of girls~

"[Wukong], for the teacher, I know that you have a strong temperament, and you don't want to recognize a mortal as a teacher... It's hard for you to escort me to the West to learn the scriptures~"

"Hehe~"

In the face of such a well-spoken Tang monk, [Sun Wukong] didn't know what else to say.

"But! Guanyin Bodhisattva said... We have to be together and go through ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties before we can be liberated... We are all forced to do so, this life is like wearing shackles, we can't resist, like you have been pressed by the Buddha for 500 years, you must also understand. ”

"So, according to the inference of the teacher, this pig demon must be one of the nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, the teacher has no mana, only a mouth that can speak well, which can help you get through the relationship between various upper-class people... And to subdue that pig demon, naturally you have to rely on your wishful golden hoop stick!!"

"Our master and apprentice division of labor and cooperation, do you think it's okay?"

"Hehe~"

[Sun Wukong] stared at this little white-faced Tang Seng, and asked with some surprise: "Are you really Tang Seng?"

Tang Seng smiled.

"People with such good eloquence, besides me, who else in the whole world?"

"You're quite confident~"

"I can use eloquence to convince the Holy Lord of the Tang Dynasty, and I can reassure Guanyin Bodhisattva that I will lead the team, if I am not confident... This way to the west, how to go~"

“……”

This Tang Seng is really not the same as he remembers...

[Sun Wukong] is too lazy to talk nonsense with him. "Put your luggage, let's go meet the third daughter of the high prince!!"

"That's what I mean~"

When Gao Taigong heard that [Sun Wukong] took the initiative to meet his third daughter, he was naturally overjoyed.

As in the original play, Zhu Bajie bullied the soft and feared the hard, and imprisoned Gao Taigong's third daughter in an attic, so that no one was allowed to enter, waiting for it to come to marry.

[Monkey King] entered the attic under the attention of everyone.

Before I went upstairs, I heard a female voice crying inside...

[Sun Wukong] strode up, and as soon as he opened the door, the little woman inside screamed.

[Sun Wukong] took Gao Taigong's handwritten letter to her and told her not to be afraid.

When this woman Gao Cuilan was reading the letter, [Sun Wukong] was carefully observing her, with beautiful eyebrows, white skin, beautiful appearance, slender figure, and everyone's beautiful atmosphere.

Thinking about that Zhu Bajie, reincarnated as Marshal Tianpeng, the woman it can look at will naturally not be too bad.

"You, are you really a monk invited by my father??"

This woman still doesn't believe it, after all, although the appearance of [Sun Wukong] is better than Zhu Bajie, it is also too different from ordinary people.

"If you don't believe it, then I'll be treated as my grandson... You continue to marry that Zhu Bajie~"

[Monkey King] is lazy to talk to her and threaten directly.

Really!

I heard that [Sun Wukong] is angry and doesn't care about her, marrying that Zhu Bajie is better than dying-

"No, no, no, Holy monk, I believe in you—I believe in you!!"

"Hahaha~ The little girl still knows the general situation~"

[Sun Wukong] sat down beside her, and suddenly, [Sun Wukong] grabbed her little hand and put it on his breast.

"Don't be afraid, for I'm a woman too—"

Gao Cuilan was shocked at first, but after touching the chest of [Monkey King], she was naturally surprised, and then she was really relieved in her heart...

"I'm sorry, Holy Monk, I shouldn't have doubted you~"

"It's okay!!"

[Sun Wukong] looked at her and smiled: "I want to ask you a more important thing!"

"Holy monk, may I ask?"

"Are you still a virgin?"

“……”

Gao Cuilan was stunned on the spot, she couldn't have imagined that such words would be asked by this [Monkey King] so respectable and serious.

Her pretty face couldn't help but turn red, and she replied in a trembling voice, "Why does the holy monk ask like this..."

[Sun Wukong] said: "This matter is more important..."

"Because, in a moment I'm going to disguise myself as you... Go and subdue that pig demon!!So, of course, you have to know all about you... Otherwise, it won't look like it, and there will be no way to deceive the pig demon!"

"I'm doing this for your good~ You must not have a psychological burden..."

"Oh~" Gao Cuilan didn't know if [Sun Wukong]'s words were true or false, but she had no choice now.

is as beautiful as her, and she is still the daughter of a rich family, so she naturally doesn't want to marry that ugly pig demon~

On the contrary, although [Monkey King] is a monkey here, he is the Monkey King, and he is so beautiful that it makes people want to get close.

"I, I'm still a virgin, then, although that pig demon has insulted me... But it didn't force my body!!"

Although Zhu Bajie was demoted to a demon, after all, he still has the arrogance of Marshal Tianpeng in his bones, otherwise, such a beautiful woman like flowers and jade, just catch it directly! Why do you have to marry again in such a cumbersome way...

This is the difference between a real villain and a hypocrite~

Although they are all male thieves and female prostitutes!!

But the real villain came directly, but, the hypocrite insisted on 'Ming Media is marrying'-

"Then why did the pig demon insult you?"

[Monkey King] continued to ask. "Did it kiss you?"

Gao Cuilan's face turned even redder, is this [Monkey King] really a monk?

"Hmm!" Gao Cuilan nodded!

"And did it hug you?"

"Hmm..."

"Did it touch you?"

“… Yes!"

"Where does it touch you??chest?thigh??or waist??"

Gao Cuilan's face was flushed and was about to drip water. "Holy monk, you, why are you asking so carefully?"

"I'm doing this for your own good~"

[Sun Wukong] said: "I want to touch your body, so that it can be tested... After a while, it will be flawless when you become what you are~"

“……”

Gao Cuilan stopped talking, and [Sun Wukong] took her acquiescence.

After all, this time's [Quest Quest] is just a passable sister paper for her, and there is nowhere to touch anything else except touching hers?

As for the Queen Mother, that's anyway -

Her European pie is poisonous, and if it's a little bad, it's just that there is no corpse~

[Sun Wukong]'s monkey paw reached into Gao Cuilan's clothes, she didn't want to kiss her, after all, she was kissed by Zhu Bajie, but, Ou Pai or something...

Zhu Bajie touched it, just touch it~

[Monkey King] was in Gao Cuilan's clothes, touching back and forth, and the two European factions were even caught by her into any shape...

"What? Is that pig demon's trick better? or is my trick better?"

“……”

Gao Cuilan has the heart to die.

Ten minutes later, [Sun Wukong] smiled and said, "If you don't answer, I'll keep catching that pig demon until it comes..."

Gao Cuilan was finally scared, and quickly blushed like a drop of blood and said, "You, your technique is good?"

"That pig demon scratches rudely, it hurts! You, your gentleness... Comfortable!!"

"Haha~ Is it comfortable?Then grab it a little longer~"

An hour later!

Gao Cuilan walked out of the attic...

Mrs. Gao found that her daughter was abnormal, and hurriedly asked with concern.

Gao Cuilan naturally didn't dare to tell the truth, but just threw herself aside, crying bitterly in her mother's arms...

At night!

The moon is high and the stars are scarce, and a demonic wind is coming.

"Little lady, I'm here~ I didn't miss me~"

[Sun Wukong] didn't say a word, took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick, and smothered it against its pig's head!

Just kidding, is it really so boring that [Monkey King] still becomes Gao Cuilan's appearance, and accompanies this Zhu Bajie to hide and seek?

Martial arts in the world, only fast is not broken!

Zhu Bajie didn't have any defense, and the sperm worm got into his brain, and he was naturally knocked down by [Sun Wukong] with a stick.

After all, Zhu Bajie has rough skin and thick meat, [Sun Wukong] is afraid that it will suddenly run away... I want you to chase me again, trouble!!

Jumped up, and made up a few more cuts~

The crying father who beat this Zhu Bajie on the spot called his mother, and fainted directly-

This time!

Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared, just like the original play, saying that this Zhu Bajie is the marshal of Tianpeng, which can protect the Tang monks and apprentices all the way.

[Monkey King] has come over, and naturally knows the routine.

He deliberately said: "Sister Guanyin, I want to tell you a little secret~"

"Oh!"

In the eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the light and darkness are uncertain. "You monkey, what tricks do you want to play?"

[Sun Wukong] was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Could it be that Sister Guanyin also sees my true body?"

"What do you say?!"

"Monkey head, your disrespectful affair with the Queen Mother has spread all over the heavens~ Could it be that you also want to do something to Ben Guanyin?"

"Don't dare, don't dare~"

[Sun Wukong] first took out her fairy peach pit in a serious manner and shook it, reassuring Guanyin Bodhisattva that she [Sun Wukong] definitely had no thoughts.

Then, deliberately approaching Guanyin Bodhisattva and whispered: "Sister Guanyin, you have great powers, can you tell me... This immortal peach pit, planted in our world, can't it sprout and break the soil and grow into a towering tree?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that this monkey head was actually paying attention to the fairy peach of the queen mother, so he couldn't help laughing and said: "If you don't be naughty with the queen mother, then the fairy peach, you can eat it if you don't want to..."

"Nowadays, if you want to grow it yourself, it is almost impossible to break through the soil and sprout—"

Seeing this [Monkey King] with a bitter melon on his face, he smiled again: "However, you monkey head is a person with great opportunities... Anything is possible, it's up to you!!"

"Oh~ I see!"

[Sun Wukong] made a gesture to leave, but he suddenly made a move, hugged Guanyin Niangniang's waist fiercely, and quickly grabbed a European pie with a monkey's paw, and then, opened the monkey's mouth, and bit on another European pie.

The picture at that time seemed to freeze -

And then...

[Sun Wukong] bit and sucked, and after the monkey's paw rubbed it twice...

It was dark in front of me, and I was directly killed by Guanyin Niangniang with a bottle...

"You! What a daredevil—"

"Go back, and in the future, don't come to this world again—otherwise, I'll join hands with the Queen Mother, see you once, and beat you once!!"