Chapter 1184 Punishment is coming!
Of course, it is impossible to guess the name of Xu Duan's nonsense, looking at the empty unveiling area, the audience was aroused in an instant, and they were full of curiosity and full of expectations for the next season, because it was very simple, there was something to hook there.
"Ouch, I guessed wrong, this is not scientific!" Xu Duan looked at the empty unmasking area with an unacceptable look, and immediately made the audience laugh, I, Nima, you pretend to be hairy, you still want to guess the name correctly, why do you really have to guess correctly!
"It's so unscientific, how can you guess wrong, this should be completely accurate, obviously it should be An Jinlong's An Dao guessed correctly!" Wei Ling also looked like he couldn't accept that he couldn't sing and harmonize with Xu Duan.
The shameless appearance of the two made the other guests not want to talk to them, and they all covered their faces and pretended not to know the two goods.
"Ice muscle hydration liquid, let the world listen to me, here is the next group of guards..."Lin Ying'er waited for Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er to finish their vernacular, and immediately answered.
"Wait a minute!" Xu Xuan said with a smile on his face.
"What's the matter, why are you waiting?" Wei Ling asked suspiciously.
"yes, what's wrong?" Ke Zhilun also looked puzzled.
"Oh yes, I remembered, punishment!" Lin Ying'er said with a look of sudden realization as she looked at Xu Duan's appearance.
Punish!
Guess the jury Wei Ling and the others almost didn't jump up and fled directly when they heard this, Lin Ying'er said before that if someone becomes a fish that slips through the net and advances directly to the ultimate night, the guess jury will be punished, and now Lin Ying'er and Xu Duan suddenly mentioned it, and it made their hearts beat in minutes, because no one knows where Xu Duan's grandson's lack of morality is, what if the punishment he makes is too cruel?
"Boss board, do you see how weak people are, so it's okay to let them go?" Zhao Lan'er instantly changed from a female man to Sister Lin's weak appearance, as if anyone who spoke to her loudly could scare her.
"Senior brother, why do people worship you, don't you punish others, okay?" Li Mengyun suddenly blinked at Xu Duan with big eyes when he heard this.
"Xu Xuan, people love you very much, don't you punish others, okay?" Wei Ling saw that Zhao Lan'er and Li Mengyun had all started selling cuteness, and they were also disgusted and killed in minutes, and they sold cuteness again.
"Director Xu, people are so old, why can't you bear to do something to them? "Ke Zhilun is also not a minute to be disciplined.
"Whoever maliciously sells cuteness to me and disgusts me, the punishment will be doubled!" Xu Duan saw that Qin Feng Shiyi was also going to go into battle to sell cuteness in person, and immediately said viciously, I, Nima, are you so disgusting that you don't pay for your life?
Eh, Wei Ling and the others immediately tightened their mouths when they heard this, I, Nima, if I don't double it, it's enough to stand it, and I double, if this unlucky child really lacks virtue, who can stand it?
At this time, the audience was also curious when they heard it.
"Eh, how do you think Xu Juan will punish Wei Ling and them?"
"Who knows, did anyone guess? ”
"yes, who knows. ”
"No one knows, who can guess what Xu Xuan's grandson wants to keep secret!"
"That's right, Xu Xuan's grandson has indeed done a very good job of keeping secrets. ”
"But it's estimated that it's enough for Mr. Ke and them to drink a pot, Xu cut off that grandson, and he lacks virtue!"
"This is the truth, Xu Xuan's grandson is definitely lacking in virtue, and his punishment is definitely not comfortable!"
"Ouch, I'm really worried about the guessing jury, hahaha!"
"Me too, so I'm worried about them, hahaha!"
"I'm worried that you're still laughing, hahaha!"
"You're not laughing yourself, hahahaha!"
"The key is that I can't bear to watch it, hahaha!"
"The truth, I can't bear to watch it hahahaha!"
……
The audience watched TV while discussing the appearance of schadenfreude.
And at this time, the star group is also gloating.
"Hahahaha, I really want to go to the scene to see the old man and they are punished, hahahaha!" Xia Lan looked up to the sky and laughed with a gloating face.
"Me too, hahahaha, I want to see them unlucky hahaha!" He Yun also laughed.
"Who isn't, it's not easy to see Lao Ke unlucky once, hahaha!" Zao Wou-Ki also bubbled with a gloating look.
"Although I am a little sympathetic, I really want to see it, hahaha!" Xu Li also bubbled.
"Eh, by the way, who of you knows how Xu Duan is going to punish them?" asked Wang Ming.
"Then who knows, Xu Xuan's grandson is so lacking in virtue, his punishment will definitely not be better!" Chen Nandao.
"Eh, Sister Li, you have been cooperating with Xu Duan for so long, have you heard any rumors?
"Yes, yes, what is the inside story of Xu's account room, hurry up and share it!" He Yun also said.
"Where do I know this, it's not that you don't know about the goods, there is no limit to the lack of morality!" Xu Li said.
"This is the truth, there is no limit to the lack of virtue of Xu Xuan!" Wang Ming nodded thoughtfully.
"It's a pity that such a beautiful scene can't be watched live!" Xu Yingli also bubbled to express her schadenfreude.
……
on TV.
"Here, let's ask the staff to bring the punishment props. Lin Ying'er said with a gloating look.
As he spoke, the staff member walked up with a tray containing six goblets containing a colorless and transparent liquid.
"I'll go, Xu Xuan, you don't want to kill us here, right?" Wei Ling said worriedly, looking at the liquid wine glass sent by the staff.
"That's it, Director Xu, you can't do this, you just didn't guess a few, and you won't die for a crime!" Qin Feng said with a look of a miserable world.
"Senior brother, what is this?" Li Mengyun asked Xu with a worried look on his face.
"Don't worry, it's just a glass of lemon juice. Xu Duan said with a strange smile.
"Hey, lemon, I'm scared, I thought it was amazing, I drink this thing every day! Okay, you don't have to drink it, I'll drink it for you!" Wei Ling suddenly breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and as he spoke, he picked up a cup and sent it to his mouth.
Goo.
Wei Ling came up and took a big sip, but after drinking it in his mouth, Wei Ling's face instantly turned green.
Burst!
When he drank it in his mouth, Wei Ling sprayed it directly on the spot.
"This is lemon juice?!" Wei Ling stuck out his tongue with a green face, his face was twisted, and it was obvious that this thing was really unpleasant.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is edible acetic acid distilled from lemon juice, which is probably a little better than vinegar essence. Xu said with the appearance of the old god's presence.
"I'll go, Xu Xuan, you want our lives, you?!" Ke Zhilun's face immediately changed when he heard this, and he said with a crying appearance.
"Teacher Ke, rest assured, rest assured, I have asked the doctor, this thing is harmless to the body. Xu asserted.
"It's harmless and unpleasant!" said Ke Zhilun.
"But there is always a punishment for mistakes, right?" Xu asserted.
"That Xu Dao can I apply to drink less, I have acetate phobia. Hearing this, Qin Feng hurriedly said.
"Me too, I have acetic acid syndrome, and the doctor said that I must stay away from acetic acid, otherwise my life may be in danger!" Shi Yi also screamed and let himself suffer from acetic acid syndrome, but what kind of hell is this?
"I am also Xu Dao, I have acetate phobia syndrome, and the doctor told me to cherish life and stay away from acetic acid!" Wei Ling also changed from a lemon juice lover to a cherishing life and staying away from acetic acid patients in minutes.
"Senior brother, people have suffered from lemon depression since childhood, and they can't be exposed to acetic acid, otherwise they will become melancholy immediately, you see. Li Mengyun's face collapsed as he spoke, pretending to sigh as if his life was not long.
"Boss board, people have been allergic to lemons since they were children, which is very serious, maybe they will go into shock. Zhao Lan'er said with a weak look.
"Don't worry, it's okay, I learned first aid from the emergency doctor, it can come in handy, if you are in shock, I will give you artificial respiration, rest assured, I am very professional." Xu asserted.
"I'll go, boss, you're too dark, aren't you?
"As a senior brother and boss, he doesn't take care of his junior sister at all, it's just unscrupulous! Hmph, I don't like you anymore!" Li Mengyun also said angrily.
"It's okay, you didn't like me anyway. Xu asserted.
The audience looked at the appearance of several guests and Xu Duan, not to mention how funny it was.
"Haha, lemon phobia, this disease is amazing hahaha!"
"Acetic acid syndrome, the first time I heard that there is such a disease in the world, hahahaha!"
"It's amazing hahaha, acetate phobia syndrome, miraculous illness hahaha!"
"Xu Xuan's grandson is also lacking in virtue and has no limits, haha, the lemon juice is still distilled, and you can smell the sour smell across the screen, haha!"
"Who said it's not hahaha, lemon juice, it's sour enough to drink, and it's still distilled, a pit dad with a heart!"
"It's so special, it's impossible to do such a tricky thing in this world, it's just that there is no limit to cheating, hahaha!"
"Such a guest on the stall is also bleeding mold, I have never heard of a special guest on the show hahaha!"
……
The audience watched the guests and Xu Duanmo all laughing back and forth.
Wei Ling and the others chatted with Xu Duan for a long time and found that Xu Duan's grandson was completely unmoved, and in the end he really had no choice but to pinch his nose and drink hard, and he felt that the whole world was sour in one sip, and the feeling was so sour that he was going to die.
"Ouch, you're all quite a lot, so let's bring the remaining two cups as well. Xu Duan watched the guests finish drinking the first cup, and immediately beckoned to the staff again.
"And, Xu Xuan, do you really want to kill us?!" Wei Ling almost didn't jump up when he heard this.
"If you let go of the three promotion masked nights, you will naturally have to accept three punishments, is there anything wrong with this?" Xu Xuan grinned when he heard this.
"I'll go, don't I take you with such a bad guy, you just kill me and get you!" Ke Zhilun looked at the remaining two glasses of distilled lemon juice with a twisted face, feeling that his whole life was very sour.
"I want to kill you unlucky boy!" Wei Ling looked at the remaining two cups of sour straight teeth, because this thing was so sour.
"Who isn't!" Qin Feng said.
As he spoke, several people drank the remaining two cups with a look of Les Miserables, that sour, don't mention it, I really feel that everything is very sour, and even when I look at the stage, I feel that the stage floor tiles are specially added with acetic acid.
After a few guests finished the punishment session, Lin Yinger spoke again: "Okay, let's invite the next group of guards to appear." Lin Ying'er said: "Ice muscle hydrating liquid, let the world listen to me, please sing whether I eat tomatoes or not." ”
As soon as Lin Ying'er's words fell, before others could do anything, several guests suddenly became lively.
"I'll go, that's a sour name!" Wei Ling said.
"I feel a sour feeling!" said Ke Zhilun.
"I'll never drink lemon juice again in my life!" Zhao Lan'er said.
"Me too, I won't touch it again for the rest of my life, it's too sour!" Li Mengyun said.
"Who isn't!" Qin Feng said.
"We should boycott lemons! Boycott tomatoes!" Shi Yi said.
……
In the discussion of several guests, I walked on the stage whether to eat tomatoes or not, this is a buddy with a tomato hood, not very tall, about one meter six or five.
When I walked on the stage with or without tomatoes, Lin Yinger said again: "Please guard the green lemon." ”
Green Lemon is a girl, with long legs and a tall figure, a Aomori lemon on her head, and her teeth are about to sour when she shows several guests, of course, I don't blame them, because whoever drinks three cups of distilled and purified lemon juice and then hears this name has to have this reaction, because it is so sour!
"I'll go, this name is even more sour!" Wei Ling said bluntly when he heard this.
"No, this name is simply sour and illegal!How embarrassed to call such a name, I really want to call the police directly to arrest her!" Ke Zhilun said.
"Yes, we should boycott guests who call lemons!" Shi Yi said.
"It's sour, it's heart-wrenching!" Zhao Lan'er said.
"It's so sore that my toes!" Li Mengyun smacked his lips.
……
As they spoke, the two walked onto the stage and stood in the center of the stage.
The lights dimmed, and the spotlight shone on the two of them.
Music plays.
Dazed walking on the seaside
Watch the tide come and go
Beat the air
I want to remember every wave
I want to say I love you
but they were blown away in the wind
……
The sea, Zhang Yusheng's famous song, Chen Dali's lyrics, Chen Dali and Chen Xiunan's composition, released in 1992 Zhang Yusheng's album "The Sea", needless to say, how popular this song is, the people of the whole country have almost heard it, even if they haven't heard Zhang Yusheng's version, the people of the whole country should have heard the version of Xiaoshenyang, and the treble is quite scary.
(End of chapter)