Chapter 978: Salty Pig Hand
Government departments had to start cleaning up the mess, strengthening security patrols, management, increasing the number of trains, and so on......
Fang Zheng didn't know about these things, he only knew that he regretted going down the mountain!
It's not that there are so many people, it's ......
"Host Fangzheng, will you treat me a doctor?"
"Fang Zheng presided, take a group photo?"
"Oh, this is the host of Fangzheng, I am more handsome than the photo!"
"Hello Host Fangzheng, can you interview me?"
……
Faced with the overwhelming problems, Fang Zheng suddenly found that even if his tongue bloomed lotus flowers now, he was useless, and no matter how awesome his mouth was, he couldn't reply to so many people at the same time!
However, Fang Zheng was still patient, answering one by one. Seeing this scene, someone who maintained order at the scene immediately ran over and blocked the crowd a little space to come out, so as not to be too miserable.
At the same time, a man leaned over and whispered: "Host Fangzheng, the scene is too chaotic, you don't need to go down the mountain at all." Moreover, you don't have to answer their questions one by one, just do what you have to do. Otherwise, you won't be able to recover at all. ”
Of course, Fang Zheng knew that what he said was right, but he still shook his head and said: "The poor monk knows, but the poor monk doesn't have much to do now, so it's better to answer." Although the poor monk has a little fame, being famous does not mean that others must know you and must come to say hello. It's not a matter of equity, it's only out of love that they come forward to greet them.
People respect the poor monks, and the poor monks can't turn around and leave without respecting them, right?"
Hearing this, the man was obviously stunned, and said with a wry smile: "Host Fangzheng, you are really a little special." But you don't know how scary it is for fans to go crazy, if you really answer them one by one here, don't think about doing anything today. I used to work as a security guard for celebrities, and those celebrities were willing to interact with fans at first, but when the number of fans reached a certain number, there was really no way to continue to interact, first of all, you can't answer the questions they ask. Secondly, people will gather more and more, and eventually block the traffic and affect the lives of others. So everyone chooses to pass the ...... quickly on this occasion"
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "They did the right thing, but the poor monks are different." ”
"Why?" the other party doesn't understand a little, aren't they all famous people? What can be different? Is being a monk different from other people? This is a bit, right?
Fang Zheng looked up at the top of the mountain and said: "There is a saying that the monk who runs away can't run the temple......"
Hearing this, the man was obviously stunned, and then couldn't help laughing, and nodded again and again: "Understood, it's indeed different." People just get in the car and run away, you ...... There's really nowhere to run. ”
Fang Zheng smiled helplessly, and then said, "So, let's do it." You don't have to worry about the poor monks, the poor monks should be fine here. Moreover, poor monks also have Dharma protectors. ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng looked at his Dharma Protector Lone Wolf, but when he saw it, his face turned black!
I saw that the big white dog was surrounded by a group of girls, hugging their necks and waists one by one, rubbing their heads to take pictures, and stuffing him with food from time to time. This guy is eating, he doesn't want to be disciplined, what wolf king demeanor, what Dharma protector demeanor is thrown out of the clouds. actually cooperated with those girls, all kinds of coquettish cuteness, tongue sticking out, and turning heels......
When the man saw this, he asked, "Are you sure, host?"
Fang Zheng only felt that his face was a little unbearable, which was too embarrassing! But he was still cheeky and said stiffly: "It's okay, donor go get busy." ”
The man nodded, he was indeed busy, there were people everywhere, and it was a person who could spare a person's hand.
So the man was gone.
As a result, as soon as the man left, reporters, patients, and tourists swarmed around, and Fang Zheng was just about to put his hands together and proclaim a Buddha name.
As a result, before his hand was raised, he was grabbed by someone, and then a girl leaned over and shouted, "Master, take a group photo!"
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, what is this?
After taking the photo, the girl said to the other party with a happy face: "Thank you, master, love you!"
Fang Zheng was about to cry suddenly, being held by others, being hugged by others, and being molested......! This is forcing the sprinkler family to catch demons!
Before Fang Zheng could react, another man came over here: "Master group photo, right?"
Then the man raised his scissor hands in front of Fang Zheng!
The black line on the square face, can this scissor hand not block the handsome face of the poor monk?
However, this is only the beginning of the suffering, there are pictures here, there are people asking questions, the question is not answered, and another question is asked over there.
As soon as you say a word, under the indiscriminate bombardment, Fang Zheng only feels that the sky is spinning, and there is a feeling that he will immediately ascend to Elysium.
At this moment, someone actually touched his bald head!
Fang Zheng turned around suddenly, only to see that there were all people behind him, and he didn't know who was playing the groping pig hand!
It seems that this is just the beginning, someone touched him, and immediately someone followed, hooking his shoulders and back, touching his hands, patting his back, touching his bald head...... What's even more excessive, someone actually touched his buttocks! This can't bear it, but Fang Zheng is also very helpless, he can't hide!
At that moment, a picture flashed in Fang Zheng's mind, a certain scenic spot, there was a cabinet, and there was a big king eight on the cabinet, and this sign was hung on the side: "Millennium Turtle, one touch to make a fortune, two touch peace, three touch ......"
Thinking of this, Fangzheng's head was almost black!
At this moment, a hand suddenly reached in, pulled Fang Zheng out, and then heard someone shouting: "Master help, someone is going to die! There is also a man who is going to give birth! Everyone let let, let the master save people!"
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, saving someone? someone is dead? A man is about to give birth? What kind of mess is this? What kind of thing? At that moment, his eyes were also much clearer, and when he looked up, he just saw a face of whom, and it was Zhu Lin, the dirty queen who had not seen him for a long time, who was pulling him out!
Obviously, those onlookers were also confused by Zhu Lin's sentence that a man was going to be angry, and they didn't react for a while, and subconsciously gave way, just letting Zhu Lin pull Fang Zheng away. When everyone came back to their senses, they suddenly realized that something was wrong!
It's a pity that it's too late, Fang Zheng has already run away, and everyone is helpless.
The two ran all the way out of the village, ran directly into the grove behind them, and found a pavilion to receive tourists and sat down.
Zhu Lin lay down on it with a big grin and shouted, "Oh my God...... It's so tiring to run in the snow. Master, you say, how do you thank me!"
Fang Zheng sat on the side and stared at Zhu Lin directly, and asked, "Where were you just now?"