Chapter 3: The Strange Patient (Part II)

After checking the room, Liang Bo felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, so he went to the bathroom, and when he came out, he passed by the doctor's propaganda board at the door. Each department has a doctor bulletin board, which generally introduces the doctors in the department and their areas of expertise, and the order of arrangement is generally written in the order of seniority and ability in the department, of course, the first person is the department director.

Liang Bo stopped and looked at it for a while, and saw that Dr. Jiang was ranked second in the emergency department in the propaganda column: Jiang Zidao, chief doctor, and master's supervisor. Liang Bo sighed that Dr. Jiang, who had just made fun of him, talked and laughed freely, and did not have the slightest director's frame, was actually a director-level doctor! Even his teacher, Director Fan, has never communicated like a friend like this. Liang Bo thinks of Dr. Jiang, no... Director Jiang is a good senior doctor, at least for new doctors, a good leader.

Liang Bo returned to the emergency duty room, saw that Dr. Jiang was drinking tea, and thought of what he had just learned, so he asked, "Mr. Jiang, it turns out that you are also a master's supervisor?"

"Hehe... Jiang Zidao replied lightly, "There are no students in the emergency." ”

"Oh... Liang Bo said in a long tone.

Originally, Liang Bo wanted to ask, "Why did you come to the emergency department?" because in Liang Bo's heart, the emergency department is a tired and unpleasant department, and the professional skills are poor. But I thought it was rude to ask like this, so I didn't ask.

After a moment of silence, Director Jiang asked, "I heard that you are a student of Fan Quanshan?"

"Yes, teacher. Director Fan is my master's supervisor. Liang Bo replied.

"Oh, I'm quite familiar with you Teacher Fan, we are classmates in the first class. ”

"Ahh

Liang Bo was even more puzzled as to why Director Jiang was staying in the emergency department? Why was he not in the specialist department? After all, Director Fan, who was also a classmate, did a good job in the Department of Hepatobiliary Surgery, let alone Dean Li of the Department of Gastrointestinal Surgery.

"What's the matter? Didn't Lao Fan mention this to you?" asked Director Jiang.

"Hehe... No, he rarely talks to us students about personal matters. ”

"He's like that, always serious. Director Jiang commented on his old classmates with a smile, and said inexplicably, "Our classmates in that class are all very good, some are vice presidents, some are leaders in the Health Bureau, hehe... It's all good. ”

Liang Bo was a little confused about Jiang Zidao's unconscious sigh, and could only respond to Director Jiang with a smile.

"The conditions in your specialist departments are relatively simple, just those few diseases, but the knowledge you learn is relatively professional. The patients are basically the same," Director Jiang continued after taking a sip of water, "and our emergency department is different. Don't look at our small emergency room, but it has a lot of colorful stories. We are in contact with the whole group of people, different ages, different personalities, different diseases, anyway, all kinds of strange things can be seen. ”

"Hehe... Teacher, the patients in our department are actually quite strange. Liang Bo disagreed.

"Really?" Director Jiang said jokingly, "Then let me ask you, can you guess why those patients were hospitalized just now?"

"The two couples are quite haggard, I know it must be uremia, and the other is drunk, just the girl with heavy makeup. Liang Bo tried to guess.

"Well, the one who is going to be transferred to the nephrology department today, the man has uremia, and when he came, he didn't have a hospital bed, so he hung up in the emergency department, and that is the most normal one. Director Jiang said.

"As for the beautiful girl you said, she was drunk last night and was sent to the emergency room to sober up, do you know how it came about?"

"How did you get here?" asked Liang Bo curiously.

"Being carried by four big men, one person lifted one leg, one person carried one arm, you look very beautiful now, the skirt she wore when she came, that scene, I dare not describe it!"

"Oh? no. Liang Bo listened to what Director Jiang said, and then thought that the girl was wearing a professional skirt today, and he didn't dare to imagine the scene when she was carried in by four big men, and the places that should be exposed were exposed.

"That's it, the doctor who just took over the shift told me about something, but he was actually talking about her. When she came, she was unconscious, and the person who sent her was not familiar with her, so she said that she was a customer, and she was drunk yesterday, and she had a drunken fever in the emergency department, and her family did not find it yesterday, which is a shame. ”

Director Jiang said and couldn't stop, "There is also that old lady, there is an unfilial son, her son let the old lady ignore it, and was instigated by his wife to beat the old lady together, the old lady committed suicide by drinking pesticides in a fit of anger, but was found by her daughter who lived in the same village and sent it." Although the stomach is lavage, the desire to survive is not strong. ”

"No, there is such an unfilial son!" Liang Bo said indignantly, "It's just a wonderful flower!"

"This is all common, the most strange is the first bed at the door, the one with gauze on his head, that young man, do you think I don't have a very good attitude towards him just now?" asked Director Jiang.

"Hey, hey... Liang Bo awkwardly acquiesced.

"That's how you know how he got in, do you have the audacity to guess how he got in?" Director Jiang hung his appetite.

"Fight?" Liang Bo asked tentatively.

"It's not. ”

"Gathering a crowd to make trouble?"

"Wrong!" Director Jiang said with a look of other meaning, "I came from porcelain." ”

"Touch porcelain!" Liang Bo was puzzled.

"Yes, touch porcelain!" Director Jiang said strangely, "He is already our old customer, and every time he can touch some real blood, he will ask our hospital to hang an emergency department when he touches porcelain." I am familiar with the door, and I have received him several times. And he can touch it just right every time, and there is some blood, but he guarantees that it is not serious, and we can't refuse it. He was bandaged in the emergency department, hung up for a few days, negotiated with the perpetrator to pay a sum of money, and was discharged. ”

"No!" Liang Bo was dumbfounded.

"That's really it, he's touching porcelain and hitting a new realm!"

"That's pretty weird. ”

"It's all a drop in the ocean, and you'll be exposed to all kinds of weird stories in the emergency room in the future. Director Jiang said with a calm expression, "If you can write down these stories in different categories, you can publish them separately!"

"It's also important to note that we can face insults and insults from patients at any time, even punches and kicks, so you have to be aware of the danger. A lot of times you can't predict what will happen, it's very likely that you're saving someone one second, and you're running for your life the next. Director Jiang said solemnly.

This made Liang Bo break out in a cold sweat, and just now he was listening to Dr. Jiang talk about all kinds of strange patients with great interest, but he turned into a stammering mouth, and he was stunned there. Director Jiang couldn't help but laugh when he saw Liang Bo's stunned appearance, and added with a smile, "What I'm talking about is possible, of course it's not everyday, hehe... You have to be ready at all times, it's true. ”

Director Jiang's later words aroused another worry for Liang Bo, who originally thought that with a special teacher like Director Jiang, he would not be so depressed and bored in the emergency days, but he found that this was not the most important thing. The emergency room is the place where the doctor-patient relationship is most concentrated, and it is really as rumored: day and night are reversed, brain-draining, and life-threatening, which is what to worry about!